WASHINGTON (AP)--Every citizen in the United States is racing the clock to beat the tougher bankruptcy law about to come into force on Monday.
Washington, Louisiana, Kansas and the Emerald City, Oz---In another cynical effort to reduce his political problems, incumbent President George W. Bush has approved a top secret plan to not only erase New Orleans from its current location, but also m...
Washington (Spoof News). President Bush has accidentally nominated his White House counsel, Harriet Miers, to be the newest Supreme Court justice, effectively replacing the retiring Sandra Day O'Connor.
Seattle, Washington - "If it can kill you - We have it!" is the stores motto. So… what do they sell?...
WASHINGTON-- In an effort to make them more difficult to counterfeit, the United States Treasury will be introducing a new, more colorful fifty dollar bill this fall.
Washington (Spoof International News)--President Bush admitted Tuesday that his administration would be bolstered with better Human intelligence.
Washington -- On the heels of his indictment for violating campaign finance laws, fomer House Majority Leader Tom DeLay today offered a stunning endorsement of fresh-scent TIDE detergent for money laundering. "Whether it's the stench of cor...
WASHINGTON - Having successfully repressed her alleged lesbian urges for ten years in a row, Supreme Court nominee Harriet Miers has received a long sought-after certificate from Exodus International Ministries proclaiming her an "official cur...
WASHINGTON DC - Following the lead of Health Canada, the FDA announced that three U.S. pharmaceutical companies were given the green light to market an over the counter pain killer that is made from marijuana. The aspirin-like pills are to be taken...
CAPITOL HILL-Washington Democrats are absolutely giddy over the investigative spotlight now shining on indicted House Speaker Tom DeLay…so much so, that they're already condemned him even before he's had his day in court.
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- After being arrested for civil disobedience for refusing to move from a sidewalk on Pennsylvania Avenue, anti-war protester Cindy Sheehan was sent to Guantanamo Bay.
Washington, DC--Surgeon General Richard H. Carmona today announced that the US Post Office will serve as the primary scientific site for a study of hypertension in adult Americans.
WASHINGTON -Oscar-winner Nicole Kidman says she didn't go far to research her role as a psychiatrist for the upcoming movie, The Visiting because psychotherapy has been a part of her life all of her life.
WASHINGTON (AP) Under withering political pressure, George Bush has been sneaking shots of whiskey to try to calm his nerves. With the entire country finally figuring out that George Bush is the most inept president since Hoover, Mr. Bush has begun...
Washington, DC - Morgan Ray loves his beer, it's figuring out how much to drink that he has trouble with. "Twelve ounces, 16 ounces, a pint," mused the 39-year-old delivery driver from Queens, NY, "what does that stuff all mean anyway?" Today, the...
WASHINGTON (AP)--Would-be Christians on the go who are used to reading executive summaries of important documents can now scan a radically chopped-down Bible that can be read in under 15 minutes. The Bible is newly released by a publishing firm recen...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Returning to baseball after being injured and sidelined most of the season, and still battling the specter of steroids (which he has not admitted to taking), Barry Bonds is hitting home runs again. And now, experts say he is on tar...
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