There is controversy today in the aftermath of the Kentucky Derby debacle, when winning horse, Maximum Security, was disqualified for 'impeding other horses', and relegated to last place. A new scandal has emerged, of potential Russian involvemen...
Our ever-vigilant super spy drone has done it again! It managed to record the so called 'historic' meeting between big-wigs Vladimir 'the Impaler' Putin and Kim 'Moe haircut' Jong Un. And it did it without the former KGB agent or the Pilsbury Doughbo...
Anticipation is building towards the release of Robert Mueller’s report on interaction between the Donald Trump campaign and Russia. Will the report show collusion between the future president and a hostile foreign power? Many Democrats believe so, w...
BILLINGSGATE POST: Joe Biden muffed when attempting to identify his wife’s hair. In a staged test set up by the Democrat National Committee, Biden was asked to correctly identify the hair of a number of randomly selected Individuals that included h...
Is the devil living in the White House? Did the Damien character of The Omen film finally make it? The news media is quietly investigating whether The Omen prophecy has become a reality with Donald Trump as the grown-up Damien. Forget the Mueller inv...
Washington - (Rotters): The former FBI Director was fired by Donald Trump because a top secret KGB intelligence report named James Comey as the most likely next President of the United States. Compiled by the heads of Russian, Chinese and Iranian...
Moscow, Russia Vlad Putin once again hosted a meeting of the World Dictators. The main rule to be a member is you must be the head of a country rated “Not Free” by the Freedom House. Presently, there are 50 qualifiers, some more famous like Daniel O...
With more brilliant breaking news, Ms. Maddow has added to her suggestion Mr. Putin will shut down electric power in the US. Middle-North America is currently shivering in temperatures as low as minus 30 F, an excellent opportunity for Mr. Putin,...
BILLINGSGATE POST: BUZZNUTTS, the official source of leaks from Mueller’s Special Counsels Office, verified that the albino raccoon hairpiece that was given to Mr. Trump by Vladimir Putin shortly after he was elected will be indicted. The controver...
Seoul, South Korea South Korean hackers have listened to conversations with North Korea's Kim Jong-Un, China's Xi Jinping, and Russia's Vladimir Putin. The phone calls actually came through on the cheap transistor radios the South Koreans use. "K...
The always amiable and jovial President Donald Trump has announced the US will be pulling all US troops out of Russia starting at the end of February. At a press conference on Wednesday afternoon the President said the following: “It is time to ge...
The police investigation into the unauthorised drone activity at Gatwick Airport went 'two steps back' today, when a man and a woman arrested on Saturday were released without charge. Russia has emerged as the new suspect. The drone, which was...
Are you lonely? Do you need something to hug at night in order to make you feel safe, warm, and cozy? Are teddy bears just not cutting it anymore? IMPALED recently announced that it will soon be releasing a new huggable "Vlad the Impaler" doll.
In Argentina for the annual G-20 conference, Mr. Trump is reported avoiding Mr. Putin after cancelling any official meeting between them. Analysts probing this response remind that in the 2016 campaign Mr. Trump had been enthusiastic about Mr. Put...
There have been some sensational scenes in US politics this week, with Michael Cohen, the one-time attorney of US president, Donald Trump, freely admitting under questioning that he had previously lied to Congress when he said that Trump had ceased n...
There was a welcome diversion from his Saudi Arabian problems for President Donald Trump this morning, when NASA announced that they are to offer to make the US leader the 'first president in space' (FPIS). Indeed, not only will NASA help Trump b...
MENLO PARK, CA: Facebook CEO Vladimir Putin sternly rejected the possibility of Russian interference using Facebook. Putin sighed, then explained, “You Americans – of which I am one, of course – love to spend every waking hour obsessed with fake news, zombies, and womens' sexuality. In Mother Russia, – which is the enemy of all who live, of course – the citizens are more concerned with how the...
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