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Funny story: Bush's birthday will end with free fall to earth

Bush's birthday will end with free fall to earth

COLLEGE STATION, Texas -- Former president George Bush used a parachute jump to celebrate his 75th birthday. For his 80th birthday, on June 13, Bush will jump from an airplane flying 13,000 feet over his presidential library without a parachute.

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Funny story: Bush Eats Duck Soup in France

Bush Eats Duck Soup in France

At a French cafe just outside of Paris, President George W. Bush, who had ordered a meal of "steak and potatoes, Texas-style," was instead served a bowl of duck soup by the French waiter. When Bush questioned the waiter, Frenchy La French,...

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Funny story: Parcells Issues Apology for "Inappropriate References"

Parcells Issues Apology for "Inappropriate References"

IRVING, Texas (AP) -- Bill Parcells apologized Monday for several terms he used in discussing the Dallas Cowboy's minicamp. Parcells was describing some of the Cowboy's new plays when he made his remarks.

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Funny story: Guitarists perform at Clapton festival

Guitarists perform at Clapton festival

DALLAS, Texas - Guitar-king Eric Clapton hosted a three-day festival featuring tens of guitarists, all of whom played guitars once owned and recently auctioned by Clapton. Proceeds from the guitars and the festival went to Crossroads Centre, the non...

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Funny story: Bush says U. S. winning Iraq

Bush says U. S. winning Iraq

(Crawford, TX) - President Bush spent Sunday morning goose hunting and the afternoon playing miniature golf on his Crawford, Texas ranch. Helen Thomas asked the president about the mounting U. S. soldier casualties in Iraq. Over 200 troops died in A...

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Funny story: Bush Announces Clean Vegetable Initiative

Bush Announces Clean Vegetable Initiative

All children to eat Texas okra; broccoli to be banned...

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Funny story: US Invades Texas

US Invades Texas

With the deadline for the Iraqi handover less than 5 weeks away, US Armed Forces are now searching for a new target before they get bored. As a response President Bush has now turned his attention to his home state of Texas.

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Funny story: George Bush falls down, goes boom

George Bush falls down, goes boom

TEXAS - President Bush is recovering today from minor injuries caused over the weekend by a fall from a mountain tricycle at his Texas ranch. Speculation is that incident was intentional and Bush was merely practicing for his November fall.

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Funny story: Bush Actually Shoots Himself in the Foot at Rally for Rumsfeld!

Bush Actually Shoots Himself in the Foot at Rally for Rumsfeld!

Yesterday afternoon in Forth Worth, Texas, at a "2nd Amendment Rally" sponsored by the NRA in "A Tribute to Our Superb Outgoing Defense Secretary Rumsfeld," President Bush accidentally fired a new "safety non-safety" rif...

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Funny story: Ralph Nader flips out in Texas court room

Ralph Nader flips out in Texas court room

Austin, Texas- On Monday green party leader and presidential candidate Ralph Nader filed papers to sue the state of Texas. This comes a day after m...

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Funny story: American Idol Shocker: Fantasia Barrino's Secret Twin

American Idol Shocker: Fantasia Barrino's Secret Twin

Somewhere in Texas, USA --...

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Funny story: Ronald McDonald busted for bestiality

Ronald McDonald busted for bestiality

Aging fast-food spokesman Ronald McDonald was arrested early this morning on his Midland, Texas, farm amidst sensational allegations...

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Funny story: Psychic Predicts Bush's Resignation

Psychic Predicts Bush's Resignation

Somewhere in Texas, USA ---...

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Funny story: Rep. Party Whip, Tom DeLay, in Drunken Fit Lambasts OSHA Regulators for Jobs' Loss

Rep. Party Whip, Tom DeLay, in Drunken Fit Lambasts OSHA Regulators for Jobs' Loss

Yesterday while pulling into one of his favorite drive-up "Liquor & Ammo" stores in West Texas, Republican House Party Whip, Tom DeLay, with Jack Daniels in hand, held raucous caucus to about 25 local drunken yahoos, proclaiming "The E...

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Funny story: Move Israel Next to Crawford, Texas!

Move Israel Next to Crawford, Texas!

Last night at a pub (a very drunken one), the lone Jew in the bar erupted, "I've got a great solution to the Middle East mess, - not just the one Cheney and Sons put us into last year, - no I'm talking about the one the U.N. put us into in 1948 when it created the State of Israel, thereby royally pissing off to this day all of the Surrounding Arabs.

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Funny story: Rumsfeld: "We've Got it all Sewn Up"

Rumsfeld: "We've Got it all Sewn Up"

In a sure sign that United States Secretary of Defense believes that the military situation in Iraq is falling apart, Donald Rumsfeld has ordered that more than 115 soldiers from the 974th Quartermaster Co. based in Amarillo Texas be kept in Iraq for...

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Funny story: A Very Bush Easter

A Very Bush Easter

President George ( Kill em all, let God sort em out) Bush, emerging from a 5 days in hiding at his Ranch in Crawford, Texas yesterday acknowledged that "it was a tough week last week." Mr. Bush's characterization of seven days which saw more than 60...

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