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Funny story: Expert Gives al-Qaeda a 'B' for Communication

Expert Gives al-Qaeda a 'B' for Communication

The use of violence as political communication by al-Qaeda, the terrorist group responsible for the September 11 attacks on the United States, is "nothing to write home about," says messaging expert Franklin Symms. The rogue band of Islamic dis...

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Funny story: Stupid NYC Suicide Bomber's Fake Snoopy Blimp Blows Prematurely

Stupid NYC Suicide Bomber's Fake Snoopy Blimp Blows Prematurely

George Peay, also know as Habib Dibob, had everything worked out but the wind as he had built his own blimp and had some kid paint a big Snoopy on the side of it. His goal? Who knows but he was definitely determined to blow up something in New...

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Funny story: US Navy's Newest Headache: Terror Infant-ry

US Navy's Newest Headache: Terror Infant-ry

(UPIS) The oceanic divisions of the United States Armed Forces-the Navy, Marines, Coast Guard, and Seals (both Regular and Elephant)-could be facing a brand-new threat: killer anchor babies. The State Department today issued a warning detailing th...

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Funny story: Turd-Kish looking Turkish Terrorist Prematurely Blows Himself Into Warm Back Hole

Turd-Kish looking Turkish Terrorist Prematurely Blows Himself Into Warm Back Hole

According to the Home Land Security office Moehavmudd Soilyuself, A Turkish terrorist entered the country in a suicide bomber mission, He arrived at Birmingham international airport in Alabama last week. From there, he was suppose to meet his accompl...

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Funny story: Convicted terrorist freed on compassionate grounds because he has dandruff

Convicted terrorist freed on compassionate grounds because he has dandruff

Convicted Libyan terrorist Abu Abas Abat Abamus Abatis Abant was released from a Scottish prison yesterday on compassionate grounds, because he suffers from dandruff. An Al Qaeda doctor had previously pronounced that Abant had less than 3 weeks to...

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Funny story: UK Govt to cut funding to students wanting to study terrorism

UK Govt to cut funding to students wanting to study terrorism

Students wishing to study terrorism have been dealt a blow, as the Government announced that funding for the courses is to be cut. A number of British universities and colleges offer a three-year degree in the subject, which includes a six-month f...

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Funny story: Lockerbie Bomber Abdelbaset al-Megrahi: Is He Faking Cancer?

Lockerbie Bomber Abdelbaset al-Megrahi: Is He Faking Cancer?

US health experts have been meeting today to discuss the case of Lockerbie bomber Abdelbaset al-Megrahi who was recently released from prison in Scotland after he was diagnosed as suffering from terminal prostate cancer - but there are now doubts ove...

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Funny story: Ground Zero Mosque Given Go-Ahead By Mayor Bloomberg

Ground Zero Mosque Given Go-Ahead By Mayor Bloomberg

A giant Muslim mosque that is scheduled to be built at Ground Zero, that area of New York where the World Trade Center once stood, has been given the blessing of the city's mayor, Michael Bloomberg, who is obviously a bit mad. Critics have said th...

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Funny story: Terrorist Sabotage? Third Oil Leak In Michigan

Terrorist Sabotage? Third Oil Leak In Michigan

People in Southern Michigan are beginning to feel like those on the Gulf of Mexico as crews were working Monday to contain and clean up an estimated 900,000 gallons of oil that has already coated birds and fish as it poured into a creek and flowed in...

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Funny story: Endangered Condors Terrorize Beach Bathers

Endangered Condors Terrorize Beach Bathers

California Condors released into the wilds, high above the beach line, feed on carrion like dead deer or seals. The southern and central coastline is the Condor's former habitat and biologists expected the few birds that were released to thrive.

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Funny story: 72 Virgins Interviewed; Say They've Been That Way Forever Because Dead Moslem Terrorists "Can't Get It Up"

72 Virgins Interviewed; Say They've Been That Way Forever Because Dead Moslem Terrorists "Can't Get It Up"

The famous 72 virgins promised to dead terrorists for dying in a jihad (holy war) have come forward. The women, ranging in age from 1380 to 1420 years old, say that they have grown tired of their virginity status. "We've been waiting in our Vic...

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Funny story: Taylor Lautner, Friend Arrested For Terrorism After Airplane Lands

Taylor Lautner, Friend Arrested For Terrorism After Airplane Lands

Stopping off on an emergency landing in Atlanta, Actors Taylor Lautner and another actor thought to be Jimmy Walker were handcuffed and told to shut up and to keep walking after government officers marched the two through the airport in Atlanta. "...

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Funny story: Hillary Clinton Off on Shopping Trip: Vows to pay 'top dollar' to Buy Pakistan

Hillary Clinton Off on Shopping Trip: Vows to pay 'top dollar' to Buy Pakistan

Mention the word 'shopping' to the average woman and their eyes light up with fiendish frenzy, and Secretary of State Hillary Clinton is no exception as she has been given an open check book to visit Pakistan and buy as much 'friendship' as the falte...

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Funny story: Hindu Terrorism: Highly Amateurish Don't Worry-Analyst

Hindu Terrorism: Highly Amateurish Don't Worry-Analyst

Saffron Terror has been doing the rounds in the Indian news, especially after a "democratic" mob tore up a few plants at TV channel in the Indian Capital. The channel allegedly said things the innocent mob didn't like. What will it take for these guy...

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Funny story: 9/11 Bomb Ship Found

9/11 Bomb Ship Found

Conspracy theorists are having to re-evaluate the credibility of their claims today, after workers digging at the World Trade Center site in New York discovered a 32ft-long ship (9.8m) hull believed to have been buried in the 9/11 attacks in 2001.

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Funny story: Terrorists Claim Quickest Way to Stop Flights is to Sabotage Toilets

Terrorists Claim Quickest Way to Stop Flights is to Sabotage Toilets

Rio de Janeiro, Brazil - As more and more Al Qaeda recruits become unwilling to sacrifice their lives to make a religious statement by blowing themselves and innocent people up on planes, terrorists are having to re-think the whole "how can we make t...

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Funny story: Terror gunman still not reporting to Probation

Terror gunman still not reporting to Probation

The terror gunman Jonathan Moat has still not reported to his Probation Officer, despite public appeals from the Police to him to come in for a friendly word. Moat's Probation Officer, Carol Thatcher, has warned Moat that to continue with his esca...

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