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Funny story: Tube Suicide Bomb Man Jailed, or even Gaoled

Tube Suicide Bomb Man Jailed, or even Gaoled

A civil servant who claimed to be a drunken Muslim Scottish suicide bomber has been jailed.

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Funny story: Ships Bring In Extra Whiskey Amid Strike

Ships Bring In Extra Whiskey Amid Strike

Extra foreign whiskey supplies have started arriving in Scotland, to make up for possible shortages due to the Graingemouth strike this week.

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Funny story: Bank to panhandle for cash

Bank to panhandle for cash

Britain's second largest bank, Royal Thistle Bank of Scotland, is to ask passerby for about £10bn of extra cash to improve its financial position and meet its quarterly shortfall.

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Funny story: Unsuspecting Scot Wins Talent Show

Unsuspecting Scot Wins Talent Show

Holidaymaker Tam McLuney got a big surprise whilst holidaying in the popular resort of Benidorm.

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Funny story: Dundonian's Outrage At McDonalds

Dundonian's Outrage At McDonalds

A 95 year old Dundonian has slammed American company McDonalds for selling 'McJeelyPieces' in all of it's Scottish Outlets.

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Funny story: Ping Pong Legend Pong Ping Poo Dies Aged 97

Ping Pong Legend Pong Ping Poo Dies Aged 97

The world of professional table tennis is in morning today after the announcement by Chinese state television of the un-expected death of Pong Ping Poo, the greatest exponent of the game in it's long and distinguished history.

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Funny story: Giant meteorite brought gas to Scotland

Giant meteorite brought gas to Scotland

Ullapool - (Ass Mess): A giant gas-bearing meteorite that smashed into waters off the Scottish coast about 1.2 billion years ago brought the North Sea's fabled cash-cow of liquid natural gas to the area.

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Funny story: Bush Tucker Man arrested as al-Qaeda poison plot is foiled

Bush Tucker Man arrested as al-Qaeda poison plot is foiled

George W. Bush's personal chef has been arrested in connection with a plot to poison the President's entire administration during a scheduled banquet at Camp David.

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Funny story: Scots Painter downs tools

Scots Painter downs tools

When artist Jock McMonet of Dunfermline began painting, he thought he would have a job for life. The forty two year-old got a job as soon as he left school and what is more he didn't even have any GCSE qu...

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Funny story: SPL to play abroad?

SPL to play abroad?

The Scottish Premier League is in talks with an international consortium, led by investment firm Diamonde Group, which wants to hold SPL matches outside of Scotland for the first time, a move which has delighted ex-pat Scots across the globe.

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Funny story: Don't Go North

Don't Go North

Virgin Trains have issued a warning to all travelers, telling them not to head north for Christmas. They said "severe disruption" would hit services over the Christmas season due to engineering work being carried out on main routes between...

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Funny story: Souness To Take Over Scotland In New Year

Souness To Take Over Scotland In New Year

Graeme Souness, the ex-Liverpool player and manager, though never player-manager, is rumoured to be on the verge of being confirmed as the next manager of the Scotland football team. His formal appoi...

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Funny story: Glasgow wins Commonwealth Games vote

Glasgow wins Commonwealth Games vote

Glasgow may have won the right to host the 2014 Commonwealth Games but questions are already being asked about how the country, celebrated as the birthplace of economist Adam Smith, TV inventor John Logie Baird and heart disease, is going to fund the...

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Funny story: Chickens Force Lorry To Crash

Chickens Force Lorry To Crash

Chickens being transported across Scotland to their deaths, have forced a lorry driver to crash his vehicle on the A80 near Stirling.

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Funny story: Milan's Dida signed by Don King following Celtic tumble

Milan's Dida signed by Don King following Celtic tumble

AC Milan's goalkeeper Dida has been offered a one five match boxing contract following his stunning performance last night against Celtic in the Champions League. The Brazilian s...

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Funny story: Scottish Smoking Ban a year on - scientific research

Scottish Smoking Ban a year on - scientific research

Following a year of the smoking ban in Scotland, scientists have confirmed there is a dramatic difference in the health of Scottish people.

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Funny story: Beckham / Iannucci split in the offing?

Beckham / Iannucci split in the offing?

Armando Iannucci, Scotland's favourite funny man, all round cheeky chap and writer / creator of sitcom "Friends", has hit out at David Beckham, footballer, for his poor sense of humour.

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