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Funny story: It's Official - Bullshit makes you Bald

It's Official - Bullshit makes you Bald

Scientists have found more evidence for a possible link between hair loss and long-term use of bullshit. A study of more than 1,300 bald men in Texas shows that those who began their bullshitting before 1980 increased their chance of becoming follically challenged by 40 percent. Among those who used permanent rather than non-permanent bullshit, who chose complete bullshit — and who bullshit...

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Funny story: Apple Diet

Apple Diet

Scientists at the Apple Institute have confirmed that an apple a day will help the average person lose weight rapdly. A study concluded in October found that 875 people that ate only one apple a day lost an average of 74 pounds! The study which lasted 8 months produced a number of of interesting side effects including extreme hunger pangs, starvation----and death in 64% of subjects.

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Funny story: Evidence found for dimensional annealling

Evidence found for dimensional annealling

Analysts of popular political opinions have had help resolving a major conundrum -- the perception that Bush supporters and detractors seem to live in different worlds -- from an unexpected source. Scientists now say this could be evidence of dimensi...

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Funny story: Life Discovered On Mars

Life Discovered On Mars

Scientists controlling NASA's "Spirit" Rover on Mars have announced that conclusive evidence of a primitive lifeform has been found. The red planet is being investigated by two separate rovers, Spirit and Opportunity. It is the former R...

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Funny story: RMS Titanic Struck Faux-Iceberg

RMS Titanic Struck Faux-Iceberg

Scientists have recently discovered that when the helmsmen of the RMS Titanic struck what they thought then was an iceberg, scientists know now that it was something entirely different. It was, in fact, the well-known spoof writer, JJ Jogolo.

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Funny story: Black Hole Discovered Inside Post Office

Black Hole Discovered Inside Post Office

Billings, Montana - Scientists are now claiming that a cosmic disturbance known as a black hole has popped into existence inside a local post office here.

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Funny story: UK's Mars probe crashes on crashed US probe, which crashed on crashed Russian probe

UK's Mars probe crashes on crashed US probe, which crashed on crashed Russian probe

In what scientists are describing as odd series of coincidences, the United Kingdom's spacecraft which was to land on Mars, called "Beagle 2", crashed landed directly on top of NASA's Polar Lander, which crashed on Mars in 1999.

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Funny story: Russell Crowe Has Ape Baby

Russell Crowe Has Ape Baby

AN OVERJOYED and proud Russell Crowe produced the missing link that evolutionary scientists have been searching for over a century.

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Funny story: Scientists discover cure for Kelly Osbourne

Scientists discover cure for Kelly Osbourne

Scientists in the U.S. have discovered a cure for the young pop rock banshee's eternal pathetic attempts to follow her father's foot steps.

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Funny story: Scientists Discover Ancient Gargantuan Penis

Scientists Discover Ancient Gargantuan Penis

On Friday December 5th Scientists claimed to have stumbled onto the largest and oldest penis on record. The penis was not damaged.

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Funny story: Genetic Disorder Blamed For Smugness

Genetic Disorder Blamed For Smugness

Scientists at West Highlandshire University claim to have identified the gene that prediposes individuals to smugness. Dr. Mick McManus, of the University's prestigious Microbiology Department, said that "he always knew he would find it"...

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Funny story: Celine Dion "..a French-Canadian Freak Accident.."

Celine Dion "..a French-Canadian Freak Accident.."

Scientists are working around the clock to determine what actually happened to Canuck singer Celine Dion.

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Funny story: Looking in the mirror is not all its cracked up to be, gasp!!!

Looking in the mirror is not all its cracked up to be, gasp!!!

Scientists have made yet another shocking discovery. The mirror is a fake. People and wicked witches alike can often be found gawping at themselves in the invention that has now become to be known as mirror. Scientists have now deemed this past time...

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Funny story: Windows Contracts AIDS Virus

Windows Contracts AIDS Virus

ATLANTA-Doctors and computer scientists confirmed today that a Georgia man's copy of Windows XP did in fact contract the AIDS Virus.

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Funny story: Scientists Shocked You Made It At All

Scientists Shocked You Made It At All

"How did an idiot like you beat 25 million others to the egg?" asks stunned scientist.

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Funny story: Sun Begins Puberty, Say Scientists

Sun Begins Puberty, Say Scientists

LONDON-In the midst of the recent solar flares to erupt on the sun's surface, scientists have been hypothesizing to find a reason for the sudden activity. After days of deliberation, Geoff Hayward, an associate professor at Oxford University, came fo...

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Funny story: Scientists: Botox Makes Your Face Explode

Scientists: Botox Makes Your Face Explode

Los Angeles - The cosmetic surgery world was rocked on Monday when it was revealed that botox injections explode after three years of being in the human body.

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