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Funny story: Superstition is indistinguishable from Science

Superstition is indistinguishable from Science

The progress is upon us and it shows. As some super star philosopher have said, sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from miracle. Now we can add to it that sufficiently advanced superstition is indistinguishable from science.

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Funny story: Pope Opposes Seductiveness of Science

Pope Opposes Seductiveness of Science

Pope Benedict issued a statement declaring that people should listen to their hearts and their faith and not to "seductiveness of science." The centuries old battle between religion and science has caused rifts with the Catholic Church for...

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Funny story: Health Coalition Sues U.S. Treasury Dept -- "paper cash is major source of sickness"

Health Coalition Sues U.S. Treasury Dept -- "paper cash is major source of sickness"

WASHINGTON DC. -- An expansive group of health organizations today filed several lawsuits against the United States Government seeking an immediate stop to the circulation of paper money. Members of the group Health Action Coalition are health care p...

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Funny story: Fears For The Future Of Mankind As Space Visitors Eat The Sun

Fears For The Future Of Mankind As Space Visitors Eat The Sun

Shock news as today as The Spoof reveals that pan-galactic giant beings have visited our world overnight and taken a huge bite out of the sun.

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Funny story: Bush has ordered American Scientists to invent Flying Donkeys.

Bush has ordered American Scientists to invent Flying Donkeys.

An aide (who has requested to be kept unidentified) from white house has disclosed that Mr. Bush has issued a presidential order No.0, to all Science and Research Centers in the United States, addressing Scientists to invent a 'Flying Donkey' to save gas.

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Funny story: Olympic delegation sent to address air quality concerns in Beijing for 2008 Games gets lost in "smogbank" on arrival at Int'l Airport

Olympic delegation sent to address air quality concerns in Beijing for 2008 Games gets lost in "smogbank" on arrival at Int'l Airport

Beijing, China - Shortly upon their arrival at the Beijing International Airport, the visiting Olympic delegation sent to investigate air quality, addressing air pollutant contamination concerns in the capital city, host to the 2008 Olympic games, di...

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Funny story: Discovery of A "Cold Fusion Torch" Free Energy Device; developed in the Basement Of Ohio Man

Discovery of A "Cold Fusion Torch" Free Energy Device; developed in the Basement Of Ohio Man

Today, Dr. Collier, a 76 year old retired physicist from Ohio State University discovered an unlimited power source following the research done by Dr. Edward Mullove a friend and colleague previously from MIT. Dr. Collier said, "This was a cont...

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Funny story: Pesticides creating dangerous "Super Fly"

Pesticides creating dangerous "Super Fly"

As scientists have long warned, constant overuse of insecticides and pesticides have finally created a "super fly" that is totally resistant to any attempts to eradicate them.

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Funny story: Space distortions appear everywhere

Space distortions appear everywhere

A mother in Slough admitted to her 15-year old daughter that she had faked sex with her father on the night of her conception. In an instant, the girl disappeared as nature sought to remedy the anomaly in the fabric of space and time...

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Funny story: Men from mars could be really small

Men from mars could be really small

Scientist have revealed findings, in the journal 'Science stuff', which show if there are any men on mars they would have to be really small.

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Funny story: A troubled ex-astronaut, Lisa Nowak, asks court to remove ankle monitor; requests dog leash instead

A troubled ex-astronaut, Lisa Nowak, asks court to remove ankle monitor; requests dog leash instead

Orlando, Florida - Former astronaut, Lisa Nowak, appeared in court today asking the judge to removed the court ordered electronic monitoring ankle bracelet, reportedly because it obstructs her ability to drive across county, sleep in underground park...

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Funny story: Scientists replicate out-of-body experience

Scientists replicate out-of-body experience

London Paranormal Symposium - (Ass Mess): Scientists have replicated a chain of events that has triggered out-of-body experiences previously confined to traditional gastric voidings.

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Funny story: Krusty Burger to offer 50 cent steaks

Krusty Burger to offer 50 cent steaks

"Buy them fresh from the truck, fast frozen or cooked to perfection, our steaks are 100% cruelty free," said spokesman Herschel Schmoikel Krustofski.

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Funny story: Scientists Uncover New Evidence on Shroud of Turin

Scientists Uncover New Evidence on Shroud of Turin

(Vatican News Service) Scientists and archaeologists permitted to study the ancient mystery known as The Shroud of Turin have uncovered new evidence. Those researchers, however, have refused to fully reveal their findings until they are placed under...

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Funny story: Magnetic polarity reverse will cause chaos

Magnetic polarity reverse will cause chaos

Scientists working for Magnetic Obervatory of Reversal of North (M.O.R.O.N.) have confirmed the worlds magnetic polarity is reversing.

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Funny story: Harvard Zamboni Operator Accidentally Freezes Cube of White Light

Harvard Zamboni Operator Accidentally Freezes Cube of White Light

BOSTON (Wired News) - Researchers at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology have been attempting to freeze light particles in the laboratory for the past five years. But cross-town rival Harvard accidentally beat them to it over the weekend.

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Funny story: Astrology Accused of Being a False Science

Astrology Accused of Being a False Science

Andromeda Galaxy (M-31) - Carl Sagan recently traveled to Earth via a worm hole. He stated that he is living comfortably on planet Zicron. He described it as being a peaceful place where common sense rules and the uncrowded population there does no...

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