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Funny story: Every child in England asked: WWEBD?

Every child in England asked: WWEBD?

A new moral code will be enforced on every child, teacher, parent and social worker in England. In new lessons, children are to provided with a new "moral compass" where they will have to ask themselves: What Would Ed Balls Do? Pictures of the...

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Funny story: Homicide Bomber School Closes

Homicide Bomber School Closes

Mohave CA: The Acme Homicide Bomber School (AHBS) closed its doors today. The good news is that the school's first class successfully passed their educational assessment exams. The AHBS, located in a remote part of the Mohave Desert, had asked the...

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Funny story: Schools to Change System for Mascot Choices

Schools to Change System for Mascot Choices

Schools in the state of New Mexico will change the way that mascots are chosen. No longer will names such as Lions, Eagles, Cowboys, or Falcons be chosen just because it sounds alliterate to the school name or because of a local vote. From now on,...

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Funny story: Blindin' mate! We're all gonna be Cock-en-ees afore we knows it!

Blindin' mate! We're all gonna be Cock-en-ees afore we knows it!

Cor strewth, what a right two and eight squire. That's the way future generations of Britons will be talking if the Government gets its way. For The Spoof.Com can exclusively reveal that from September schools throughout the land are going to repl...

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Funny story: 10 Reasons Why Sex Is Better Than School

10 Reasons Why Sex Is Better Than School

1. Everybody likes sex and nobody likes school, except for virgins and only because they haven't had sex yet. 2. Sex sucks, moans, licks, pumps, throbs etc..., school just sucks. 3. After sex you feel like smoking a cigarette. After school you feel like smoking something a whole lot stronger. 4. You get disciplined during sex only if you want to. 5. Drinking drives people to sex, where...

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Funny story: Teaching of students to be banned

Teaching of students to be banned

It has emerged from a university that teaching students maths, English and other lessons, stops there minds from writing stuff like this. Professor fumbler has said that "this sort of learning can seriously damage a child's brain and we should use...

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Funny story: High School Equipment Manager Collects Towels in Record Time

High School Equipment Manager Collects Towels in Record Time

David "Flash" Bryzynski set a school record for equipment managers when he collected the Hamilton High Grizzlies basketball team's towels in a record three minutes and fifty seven seconds, shattering the old record of 4:07. Bryzynski, a juni...

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Funny story: Miley Cyrus In High School Shooter Wipe Out

Miley Cyrus In High School Shooter Wipe Out

Teen idol Miley Cyrus today became the unwitting victim of a High School shooter during a PR visit to Drunckenpratz High School in One-eye Kentucky Things were by all accounts going smoothly until the arrival of disenfranchised former student Howa...

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Funny story: Poor schools keep gun crime in Hull low

Poor schools keep gun crime in Hull low

A government statistician, Dr. Alan Jones, has revealed that there is a link between school league tables and type of violent crime in a city. Cities with high levels of gun crime such as Manchester perform just below the national average. Wherea...

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Funny story: Clown school accused of 'dumbing down'!

Clown school accused of 'dumbing down'!

A damning, cross party, political report dismisses clown school as a waste of taxpayer's money. Experts have collectively accused Clown school of 'dumbing down' and wasting time on literacy, numeracy, science, languages, and humanities when students...

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Funny story: Schools face discipline ban

Schools face discipline ban

Bloomberg,Reuters & others (yawn) - Schools across England & Wales face a blanket ban on pupil disciplne according to a new report released today. As a result of pressure on the government from inspectors. Teachers were described as 'too in y...

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Funny story: The school of life is simultaneously praised and slammed by watchdog

The school of life is simultaneously praised and slammed by watchdog

The schools watchdog has lavished praise on the 'school of life' following a recent inspection. The five hundred page inspection report contains endless reference to a, "superlative educational experience in which valuable lessons were learned the go...

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Funny story: Watchdog: Schools Should Go back to Basics

Watchdog: Schools Should Go back to Basics

Schools should adopt 'back-to-basics' disciplinary methods in order to curb bad behaviour and improve educational standards, according to a report published today education watchdog. The report praised the work of some state schools in deprived ar...

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Funny story: Education News Issue 1 Volume 1: 21st December 2012 - Chinese school kids have had a reprieve

Education News Issue 1 Volume 1: 21st December 2012 - Chinese school kids have had a reprieve

Instead of slaving in the classrooms from 6.30 am to 10.30 pm,the middle and high-school students are now having a much more healthy and productive kind of education. They are being taken in huge numbers out to the countryside, to learn how to becom...

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Funny story: Medical Schools Forced to Lower Their Standards

Medical Schools Forced to Lower Their Standards

Faced with increased tuition, declining enrollment and a lack of qualified candidates, medical schools across the country have been forced to drastically lower their admissions standards in order to attract incoming students. Spokespeople from pre...

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Funny story: Bullying: If you don't like it, you can f-off.

Bullying: If you don't like it, you can f-off.

The management of a school in the North of England have been desperately seeking the instigator(s) of a series of leaflets ridiculing the management and circulated around the school. It followed 2 incidents of bullying when a deputy head screeched at teachers "If you don't like it here you can f*** off" in response to teachers having a moan about their bosses. The first leaflet was entitle...

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Funny story: Camilla now in "race" row

Camilla now in "race" row

In a bad month for the Royal Family Camilla, Duchess of Cornwall and Wales and future Queen, has become involved in a race row. In a move which surely be greeted with dismay by Prince Charles, she has refused to award the prizes for the "three-le...

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