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Funny story: Sarah Palin to Campaign for President While Wearing Thong

Sarah Palin to Campaign for President While Wearing Thong

Sarah Palin's new campaign manager has decided that there is more to what the male voters see than what they hear, or fail to hear, during a presidential campaign. Therefore, Hosni Eastwood has decided that Sarah Palin should run for President of the...

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Funny story: Kate Gosselin Dismisses The Lesbian Rumors As A Plot By Sarah Palin's Tea Bag Party To Discredit Her

Kate Gosselin Dismisses The Lesbian Rumors As A Plot By Sarah Palin's Tea Bag Party To Discredit Her

READING, Pennsylvania - Kate Gosselin the star of Kate Plus 8 sat in her kitchen and talked with a reporter for Tittle Tattle Tonight. KatGo, as her kids call her, said that ever since she first appeared on television with her Korean ex-husband on...

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Funny story: Bristol Palin's Ex-Future Sister-In-Law Mercede "Sadie" Johnston To Grace The Pages of PlayGuy Magazine

Bristol Palin's Ex-Future Sister-In-Law Mercede "Sadie" Johnston To Grace The Pages of PlayGuy Magazine

WASILLA, Alaska - The 18-year-old sister of Levi Johnston, Mercede Johnston, has decided to follow in her brother's footsteps and show the Johnston family body au naturel in an upcoming issue of PlayGuy. Levi, the baby daddy of Bristol Palin's two...

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Funny story: Republican Research Shows: Sarah Palin is Related to Ronald Reagan's Chimp Bonzo!

Republican Research Shows: Sarah Palin is Related to Ronald Reagan's Chimp Bonzo!

Gnome, Alaska - Conservative dunk tank The P-U Chairitable trust today announced a new research report that puts Sarah Palin in the Ronald Reagan family tree. At least, that is if you count Bonzo the Chimp. "DNA testing of Sarah and Bonzo's hair...

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Funny story: Joanna Yeates pub to be renamed the Bristol Palin Rahm

Joanna Yeates pub to be renamed the Bristol Palin Rahm

Bristol - (RIPizza Stuff): Patrons at a Clitfon Triangle drinking establishment are all agog at latest twists in the Vincent Tabak case. Rumors that the Jo Yeates accused is really a Mossad high flier have surfaced once more in the Bristol Ram pub...

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Funny story: Palin Has No Intention of Running for President in 2012

Palin Has No Intention of Running for President in 2012

A disgruntled former aid to Sarah Palin claims that he has first-hand knowledge that Palin has absolutely no intention of actually running for President in 2012. He claims that she's playing the Tea Partiers like a fine-tuned fiddle. "The truth is...

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Funny story: Kate Gosselin Suing Sarah Palin Claiming Her Recent Alaskan Camping Trip Left Her Extremely Traumatized

Kate Gosselin Suing Sarah Palin Claiming Her Recent Alaskan Camping Trip Left Her Extremely Traumatized

READING, Pennsylvania - Kate Gosselin star of Kate Plus 8, and formerly of Jon and Kate Plus 8 has confided to Tittle Tattle Tonight that because of her horrible Alaskan camping trip experience she finds that she has become extremely traumatized.

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Funny story: Shocking News Out of Alaska: Sarah Palin Is So Furious At Daughter Bristol That She Has Threatened To Disown Her!

Shocking News Out of Alaska: Sarah Palin Is So Furious At Daughter Bristol That She Has Threatened To Disown Her!

WASILLA, Alaska - Sarah Palin is absolutely livid. She feels that she has been stabbed in the back by her very own daughter Bristol Palin. And what exactly has the Dancing With The Stars diva done to get her mom so fired up with anger that has mad...

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Funny story: Punxsutawney Phil Shot By "Shotgun" Sarah Palin

Punxsutawney Phil Shot By "Shotgun" Sarah Palin

GOBBLER'S KNOB, Pennsylvania - The world's most famous weather predicting varmint has gone to that groundhog hole in the sky. Punxsutawney Phil, 121, had just barely poked his sleepy old head out of his hole on Groundhog Day when a shotgun blast r...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin Is Asked To Appear As A Contestant On 'Dancing With The Stars' And She Replies "You Betcha!"

Sarah Palin Is Asked To Appear As A Contestant On 'Dancing With The Stars' And She Replies "You Betcha!"

WASILLA, Alaska - Lately Sarah Louise Palin has been keeping a low-profile and staying pretty close to her 'Iceberg State' home Casa Moscow. The ex-governor of Alaska and 2008 GOP vice-presidential candidate told her longtime friend and confidante...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin Detained In Mexico On Drug Charges

Sarah Palin Detained In Mexico On Drug Charges

Fomer VP candidate Sarah Palin has been arrested in Tijuana, Mexico, and is being held in a Mexican prison, without bail, on drug trafficking charges. Palin was allegedly caught trying to smuggle 300 million doses of synthetic oxytocin. The prescri...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin pregnant

Sarah Palin pregnant

News from the Alaskan state capita,l Fookinkold, is that Sarah Palin is pregnant and expecting in June. Sarah revealed that she became pregnant after a visit to George Bush's ranch in Texas. With the difference in temperature between the 2 states...

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Funny story: Todd Palin's Beautiful Alaskan Fishing Guide Finally Speaks Out About Their Relationship

Todd Palin's Beautiful Alaskan Fishing Guide Finally Speaks Out About Their Relationship

WASILLA, Alaska - The Wasilla Frozen Icicle newspaper has just printed a story dealing with the relationship between Todd Palin, husband of Sarah "Snowflake" Palin and Todd's longtime fishing guide Nanicka Zapalicka. Zapalicka, 28, has been descri...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin Appears On The Oprah Winfrey Show And Talks Openly About Husband Todd's Alleged Affair

Sarah Palin Appears On The Oprah Winfrey Show And Talks Openly About Husband Todd's Alleged Affair

CHICAGO - Sarah Palin who lately has not been having a good "Hair Year" has now met head on with yet another controversial subject. And this one hits very close to home; and to be real specific and zero in on it, her bed. Palin decided to appear o...

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Funny story: Talking Goat says Sarah Palin is the Antichrist

Talking Goat says Sarah Palin is the Antichrist

The news of Kah-Kah, a five year old Hailun breed goat, has astounded scientists around the world with what seems to be the first true and verifiable case of intelligent animal speech. And apparently, the goat had an announcement. Hao Wei Yuan, hi...

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Funny story: Ryan Seacrest's E Online One-On-One Interview With Sarah "CrosshairsGate" Palin

Ryan Seacrest's E Online One-On-One Interview With Sarah "CrosshairsGate" Palin

Ryan Seacrest the host of American Idol just conducted an interview for the cable television channel E Online with Sarah Palin, the unsuccessful 2008 GOP vice presidential candidate in the Presidential Campaign for The White House. RYAN: Hello Sarah, so tell me how are you feeling today? SARAH: Well ya know Ryan, I have felt better. RYAN: I'm sure you have. Sarah I have to ask why? SAR...

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Funny story: An Anchorage Pedicurist Is Alleged To Have Massaged Todd Palin's Alaskan Salmon

An Anchorage Pedicurist Is Alleged To Have Massaged Todd Palin's Alaskan Salmon

WASILLA, Alaska - Reports coming out of the "Iceberg" state are still somewhat sketchy but it appears that a reliable, unnamed, unknown, and unpaid source has revealed that she has heard that Mr. Sarah Palin, aka Todd Palin may have received an illeg...

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