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Funny story: Russian Satellite Spots Ants On The Planet Mercury

Russian Satellite Spots Ants On The Planet Mercury

MOSCOW - The Russian News Agency, Vodkavich has just announced that Russia's premier satellite Siberia 7 has just sent back some astonishing photos taken of the planet Mercury. A spokesperson for Vodkavich said that 17 of the 19 photographs clearl...

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Funny story: President Putin Gives Edward Snowden An Amazing Christmas Gift

President Putin Gives Edward Snowden An Amazing Christmas Gift

MOSCOW - When Russian President Vladimir Putin granted asylum to National Security Agency whistleblower Edward Snowden he knew that it would be a move that would be extremely beneficial to Russia. And the Russian president was right on the money,...

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Funny story: President Vladimir Putin Tells Duck Dynasty Star Phil Robertson He Is Welcome To Move To Russia

President Vladimir Putin Tells Duck Dynasty Star Phil Robertson He Is Welcome To Move To Russia

MOSCOW - Ever since Phil Robertson was suspended from Duck Dynasty for his anti-homosexual remarks he has received support from such individuals as Sarah "Snowflake" Palin, Glenn "Teardrops" Beck, John "Crybaby" Boehner, and Alec "The Bratty Brat" Ba...

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Funny story: Kim Jong Un Claims The Planet Pluto For North Korea

Kim Jong Un Claims The Planet Pluto For North Korea

PYONGYANG, North Korea - Kim Jong Un has just informed the United Nations that he is claiming the planet Pluto for his country North Korea. The leader of North Korea stated that he wants to make it perfectly clear that the United States and Russia...

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Funny story: President Putin Warns Kim Jong Un If He Fires Off Another Missile It Could Be His Last

President Putin Warns Kim Jong Un If He Fires Off Another Missile It Could Be His Last

MOSCOW - Reports coming out of Russia are that President Vladimir Putin has just about had his fill of the Asian Pillsbury Doughboy Kim Jong Un. President Putin told Russia's national news agency Vodkavich that he has never known a world leader wh...

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Funny story: President Putin Has Mailed His Christmas Present To Kim Jong Un

President Putin Has Mailed His Christmas Present To Kim Jong Un

MOSCOW - Russia's national news agency, Vodkavich is reporting that President Putin has sent a Christmas present to the leader of North Korea, Kim Jong Un. Vodkavich stated that President Putin personally picked out the holiday gift himself. He...

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Funny story: Maksim Chmerkovskiy of Dancing With The Stars Buys A $9.8 Million Russian Style Mansion in Malibu Beach

Maksim Chmerkovskiy of Dancing With The Stars Buys A $9.8 Million Russian Style Mansion in Malibu Beach

MALIBU BEACH - The Dancing With The Stars dancer Maksim Chmerkovskiy has reportedly paid $9.8 million for a Russian style mansion that once belonged to famed ballet dancer Rudolf Nureyev. Maks who is known as The Bad Boy of The Ballroom because of...

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Funny story: Russian President Vladimir Putin To Meet With North Korean Leader Kim Jong Un

Russian President Vladimir Putin To Meet With North Korean Leader Kim Jong Un

MOSCOW - Russia's national news agency Vodkavich is reporting that President Vladimir Putin has requested to have a meeting with Kim Jong Un of North Korea. Vodkavich states that Putin is upset at the fact that Kim Jong Un continues to carry on ab...

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Funny story: NSA Whistleblower Edward Snowden Is On The Verge of Getting Married To President Putin's Niece

NSA Whistleblower Edward Snowden Is On The Verge of Getting Married To President Putin's Niece

MOSCOW - The notorious National Security Agency leaker Edward Snowden recently talked with Vodkavich, the national news agency of Russia. He remarked that he feels like he has become part of the Russian family after having been graciously granted...

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Funny story: President Vladimir Putin Says That Thanks To Edward Snowden He Has Learned More About The United States Than He Could Ever Have Imagined

President Vladimir Putin Says That Thanks To Edward Snowden He Has Learned More About The United States Than He Could Ever Have Imagined

MOSCOW - Russian President Vladimir Putin recently told the Russian News Agency, Vodkavich, that granting NSA whistleblower Edward Snowden asylum is the greatest Russian accomplishment in over 60 years. President Putin added that the best politica...

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Funny story: Alien artefuct salvaged in Russian lake meteorite search

Alien artefuct salvaged in Russian lake meteorite search

Lake Chebarkul, Russia - Dredged up from the murky depths of a Chelyabinsk lake a carving of an alien smoking madonna has been discovered on a five tonne fragment of charred space rock. Divers searching for remains of February's meteorite found th...

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Funny story: Russia's Ban on Gays does not apply to Lesbians, Putin clarifies

Russia's Ban on Gays does not apply to Lesbians, Putin clarifies

In an Op Ed published in yesterday's late edition of the San Francisco Chronicle Russian President Vladimir Putin shed some much awaited light into the recent law enacted in his country banning public demonstration of gay activities. While same-se...

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Funny story: Tim Tebow Turns Down A Fantastic Offer To Play Football In Russia

Tim Tebow Turns Down A Fantastic Offer To Play Football In Russia

NEW YORK CITY - Sporting Chance Magazine is reporting that the owner of Moscow's professional football team The Black Storm has offered Tim Tebow $1 million to play in two games. Black Storm owner Mikhail Zaltsman told SCM's Hercules Confetti that...

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Funny story: Donald Trump Demands To See President Putin's Birth Certificate

Donald Trump Demands To See President Putin's Birth Certificate

NEW YORK CITY - There is no one in the United States of America who is more into himself than Donald Trump. The man with the Hairdo From Hell cannot stand to not be in the country's spotlight and he has said in the past that he actually lives to b...

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Funny story: Putin finally agrees to Syrian intervention - but only on horseback

Putin finally agrees to Syrian intervention - but only on horseback

MOSCOW:- Russian president Rararas Putin today finally acceded to Western demands for action in Syria, but only if the invasion could be lead by a cavalry battalion, with the mighty Russian himself leading the charge. "American missiles will not b...

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Funny story: Vladimir Putin Warns President Obama If The U.S. Invades Syria, Russia Will Invade Detroit

Vladimir Putin Warns President Obama If The U.S. Invades Syria, Russia Will Invade Detroit

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Moscow's national news agency Vodkavich has just announced that Russian President Vladimir Putin has issued a very stern warning to President Barack Obama. Putin speaking to a group of retired KGB operatives at a Holiday Inn in...

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Funny story: Snowden frustrated by Cyrillic, tougher than any code he ever saw at NSA

Snowden frustrated by Cyrillic, tougher than any code he ever saw at NSA

MOSCOW - Edward Snowden, who has spent the last several months in Russia, is reportedly at the end of his tether. Despite having been able to leave the transit area of Sheremetyevo International Airport, Snowden has been frustrated by his attempts...

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