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Funny story: Aquarius solar eclipse bombshell for Chinese New Year of the Rat

Aquarius solar eclipse bombshell for Chinese New Year of the Rat

The Cosmos - (Armageddin-outta-here Mess): The year's first solar eclipse on 7th February in the fixed heir sign of Aquarius spells the climax of the ultimate cosmic power struggle on Earth.

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Funny story: Prince William Gives Up Drinking, but Clubbing Meets Royal Seal of Approval

Prince William Gives Up Drinking, but Clubbing Meets Royal Seal of Approval

The future heir to the throne has announced today; "yes he is definitely going to give up drinking, But…" In keeping with Royal traditions and their penchant for blood sports, he wouldn't like to upset his Granddad and...

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Funny story: Prince Harry to give up Clubbing and Drinking

Prince Harry to give up Clubbing and Drinking

Rumours filtering out of Buckingham Palace indicate that Prince Harry is about to give up Clubbing and Drinking to please the Queen.

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Funny story: Princess Diana Inquest Gets Even More Unnecessarily Gory

Princess Diana Inquest Gets Even More Unnecessarily Gory

The inquest into the deaths of Princess Diana and her boyfriend Dodi al-Fayed has descended into a veritable horrorshow of blood and gore, according to witnesses.

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Funny story: There was no need for a Queen

There was no need for a Queen

The English Queen has forced English men into a homosexual lifestyle when she created laws favoring women and condemning men. The male hating Queen has betrayed English men since she took power.

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Funny story: Buckingham Palace Agrees to DNA testing

Buckingham Palace Agrees to DNA testing

London -- Prince Harry, the youngest son of Prince Charles will be undergoing DNA tests Buckingham Palace revealed today. Initially, the tests were thought to be ordered to verify his princely paternity, as spurious reports about Princess Diana and...

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Funny story: Hundreds Injured at Royal Sex Event

Hundreds Injured at Royal Sex Event

BUENOS AIRES - During a press conference this morning attended by hundreds of print, internet, and TV reporters, TheSpoof.com announced publication of a new tell-all book dealing with the sex habits of several of the world's remaining Royal fami...

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Funny story: Viscountess Linley consults divorce lawyer

Viscountess Linley consults divorce lawyer

Belgravia, London - (Tabloid Mess): Lord Linley's blonde bombshell wife Serena has been seen arriving at the Red Lion Square orifices of top-notch London divorce lawyers Mishcon de Reya, looking thunderous.

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Funny story: Royal Knob Polishing Secrets

Royal Knob Polishing Secrets

The sensational Royal Blackmail Scandal has unmasked one of the oldest traditions of the British Monarchy: Knob Polishing.

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Funny story: No state banquet dins tonight for AWOL Viscount (sic) Linley

No state banquet dins tonight for AWOL Viscount (sic) Linley

Buckingham Palace - (Narcotic Mess): So-called Vice-Count (sic) Linley, official impersonator of Princess Margaret's son David, has gone into hiding today after being named on countless websites as the 'minor royal' in the sex, drugs & vi...

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Funny story: Cops bust Buck House crack den

Cops bust Buck House crack den

Buckingham Palace, London: (Constitutional Mess): A sex, drugs and blackmail plot to oust the Puppet Monarch has resulted in a dawn raid on a Buckingham Palace crack den according to police reports.

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Funny story: Evil genius is resurrecting dead monarchs

Evil genius is resurrecting dead monarchs

On Sunday, one of our top reporters, websmuggler, reported on the unexpected return of King Edward VIII, who has demanded his crown back. Today,

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Funny story: Edward VIII returns from dead, demands Crown back

Edward VIII returns from dead, demands Crown back

The U.K. was thrown into something of a tizzy today by the unexpected return of King Edward VIII from the grave. To make matters even more bothersome, His Late Majesty demanded to be reinstalled on the Throne as King.

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Funny story: Queen Severs All Links With BBC

Queen Severs All Links With BBC

Her Majesty the Queen has officially severed all links with the BBC over the fake footage scandal, Palace sources have said.

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Funny story: Brown's outsource the monarchy shock

Brown's outsource the monarchy shock

GORDON Brown may carry through sweeping reform of Britain's confused constitutional situation by taking the prudent option and outsourcing the monarchy.

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Funny story: Royals Plan to Bring Back Diana

Royals Plan to Bring Back Diana

(Gay Press) Sacha Cucksoccer, Royal correspondent: In a media leak today it was revealed that the British Royal Family are planning to revive their flagging popularity by bringing Princess Diana back from the dead.

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Funny story: German Aristocrat Plunges To His Death One Month Too Early, Say Police

German Aristocrat Plunges To His Death One Month Too Early, Say Police

A German aristocrat, found dead after falling from his fourth-floor balcony in an exclusive area of West London, died one month too early, say police from Scotland Yard.

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