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Funny story: Prince William The Master Of The Bleeding Obvious

Prince William The Master Of The Bleeding Obvious

Prince William, the man who this week announced that he will marry his long-time girlfriend Kate Middleton in a full-scale Nazi wedding next spring or summer, has been accused in some Royal circles of being the master of the bleeding obvious in relat...

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Funny story: "Ace of Cakes" Chef Duff to Design Royal Wedding Cake

"Ace of Cakes" Chef Duff to Design Royal Wedding Cake

Kate Middleton apparently a fan of the American cable television designer cake show, has convinced Prince William to have Charm City Cakes of Maryland design an exclusive royal cake for their upcoming wedding. Having designed cakes for the Hollywo...

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Funny story: Royal Wedding 'not just a distraction' Government denial.

Royal Wedding 'not just a distraction' Government denial.

According to some claims being bandied around, the announcement of Prince William and Kate Middletons intended nuptials is just a smokescreen and nothing more than a cynical attempt to bamboozle the public into a 'feel good' mood despite the ever dec...

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Funny story: Massive coronary fears as Palace tells Queen: "Pssst, Mark Thatcher is Kate Middleton's real Pa!"

Massive coronary fears as Palace tells Queen: "Pssst, Mark Thatcher is Kate Middleton's real Pa!"

London - (Royal Ass Mess): Spew, vomit, chunder. The sound of constant flushing of the royal ensuite lav has sent Palace lackeys mental as HM battles out raging dyspepsia brought on by the day's grim news. "At this rate she'll have a bloomin hea...

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Funny story: Wills and Kate name Royal Wedding A-List

Wills and Kate name Royal Wedding A-List

Clarence House - (Prenup Mess): A glittering array of celebs, WAGS, wannabes and double-barrelled whorsy tosspots will be taking part in Kate and William's nuptials on April 1st next year. Following in Prince Charles' wedding footsteps the marriag...

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Funny story: College of Psychic Studies channels Diana fury

College of Psychic Studies channels Diana fury

London - (Hexoplasm): "Five score and ten years the ring be cursed, who'er shall wear it her heart will burst!" The grim words channelled this afternoon belie the full wrath of Diana's hex. College sensitive Miss Stenoria Valvuziadis found her...

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Funny story: Palace warned that Diana's ring is hexed

Palace warned that Diana's ring is hexed

London - (Portents): "Just what kind of cheapskate refuses to fork out for brand new bling anyway?" disgusted marriage guidance counsellors asked today. "William's determined to spin out that rubbishy old Diana mythology. It could so easily backf...

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Funny story: Prince William And Kate Middleton Wedding Off - Shocking U-Turn!

Prince William And Kate Middleton Wedding Off - Shocking U-Turn!

A shocking U-turn today from Clarence House as the announcement was released that Prince William and Kate Middleton are not really getting married after all. The announcement came hot on the heels of an earlier announcement to the effect that the...

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Funny story: Royal wedding: Prince William to marry Kate Middleton

Royal wedding: Prince William to marry Kate Middleton

Prince William is to marry long-term girlfriend Kate Middleton next year, Clarence House has said. William, second in line to the throne, will marry in London next spring or summer and live in north Wales, where he is serving with the RAF. Kate...

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Funny story: Queen to confer new royal title on newlyweds Wills and Kate

Queen to confer new royal title on newlyweds Wills and Kate

London - (Reuterus & Ass Mess): The happy couple are to become the Earl and Countess of Loch Ness, Buckingham Palace has announced. The hereditary title was last used by one of Bonnie Prince Charlie's carpetbaggers but fell into abeyance on hi...

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Funny story: Bollywood astrologers picked Wills/Kate wedding announcement date

Bollywood astrologers picked Wills/Kate wedding announcement date

Mumbai - (Zodiac Mess): Indian stargazers who picked the date for Aishwarya Rai and Abhishek Bachchan's nuptial conjunction advised on the timing of today's royal announcement. A resplendent Sun trine Jupiter angle straddling the signs of Scorpio...

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Funny story: Fury as insiders allege 'Gorgon Brown's son to marry Samantha Cameron's daughter'

Fury as insiders allege 'Gorgon Brown's son to marry Samantha Cameron's daughter'

London - (Rioters): Royal Protection Racket cops sources said today the pair of seedy lookalikes had finally managed to pull it off. Prince William's doppelganger will wed Kate Middleton's body double after getting the nod from the Palace. Year...

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Funny story: Qatari 'Fake Shaikh' Emir bankrolls William's royal wedding

Qatari 'Fake Shaikh' Emir bankrolls William's royal wedding

London - (Ass Mess): The Qatari ruler's $5 billion bung will pay for next year's royal wedding between Prince William and Kate Middleton. Spoof writer Queen Mudder was first to break the terrible news last month during the Emir's three-fay vanity...

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Funny story: Cumbria carnage 'puts a bit of a dampener' on William engagement ploy

Cumbria carnage 'puts a bit of a dampener' on William engagement ploy

London - (Killjoys): "Jolly bad form in Whitehaven, eh?" was the gist of a Palace statement this morning as lackeys struggled to spin a fairytale nuptial announcement in the light of Wednesday's Lake District gunshot massacre. Fawning sycophancy i...

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