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Funny story: Ron Paul Invites Rudy Guiliani To UFC's Octagon

Ron Paul Invites Rudy Guiliani To UFC's Octagon

New York, NY (FP) - Congressman Ron Paul invites former mayor Rudy Guiliani to debate American foreign policy in UFC (Ultimate Fighting Challenge) style match-up Saturday.

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Funny story: Ron Paul Interview on Bill Maher Well Received

Ron Paul Interview on Bill Maher Well Received

WASHINGTON (AP) -- Congressman Ron Paul (R-Tex) gave a well-received interview on Bill Maher's Real Time program on HBO May 25. Paul enthusiastically described his faith in the US Constitution and why he voted so often in Congress against the man...

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Funny story: Response to Roy on YouTube

Response to Roy on YouTube

Hi there you all. This here is Billy Bob. My good friend Roy just made one o these here video thingys about that no good Commie Ron Paul. That there's fella with 2 first names whut's runnin' fer president. Anyway, this here Ron Paul guy, He's runnin' fer president, he said that them folks flew over and knocked over are bildings cuz we made 'em mad jus like ol' Roy explained.

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Funny story: Ron Paul Surges in Polls

Ron Paul Surges in Polls

Ron Paul is gaining in opinion polls in key states in the presidential GOP nomination race for 2008.

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Funny story: Rudy Giuliani Refuses to Read Ron Paul Books

Rudy Giuliani Refuses to Read Ron Paul Books

WASHINGTON (AP) - Republican presidential candidate Ron Paul was dismayed to discover that Rudy Giuliani will maintain his foreign policy ignorance and refuses to read the books recommended by Paul.

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Funny story: Ron Paul Joins Hillary in Call for Withdrawal from Iowa

Ron Paul Joins Hillary in Call for Withdrawal from Iowa

Ron Paul, the most prominent anti-war candidate among the Republicans running for 2008, today joined Hillary Clinton in her call for a complete withdrawal of presidential campaigns from Iowa.

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Funny story: Ron Paul Allowed To Continue With Exception

Ron Paul Allowed To Continue With Exception

Washington, DC (FP) - Ron Paul allowed to continue in the GOP debates "so long as he permanently wears a bull's-eye on his back" reported the GOP Tuesday.

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Funny story: Republican Hopefuls Stand By Bush, Invoke Actor... Except Ron Paul

Republican Hopefuls Stand By Bush, Invoke Actor... Except Ron Paul

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Washington, D.C. - Republican hopefuls say they stand by President George W. Bush and his failed policies and plan to continue them like any good Nazi Republican should. Arizona Sen. John McCain, Former New York City mayor Rud...

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Funny story: Rupert Murdoch to allow spirited discussion between Paul, Guiliani

Rupert Murdoch to allow spirited discussion between Paul, Guiliani

New York, NY -(FP) In a surprising move, due to growing pressure after the second GOP debate in South Carolina, Rupert Murdoch will allow Congressman Ron Paul and former Governor Rudolph Giuliani to have a spirited discussion about foreign policy.

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Funny story: Voters confused about Ru Paul!

Voters confused about Ru Paul!

Washington DC - World ASS' Press: - early polls are showing a certain amount of confusion over who is actually in the running for President.

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Funny story: Campaign Song for Ron Paul

Campaign Song for Ron Paul

Vote Ron Paul (To the tune of Big Bad John)...

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Funny story: Saul Anuzis Withdraws Petition to Boot Ron Paul from Debates

Saul Anuzis Withdraws Petition to Boot Ron Paul from Debates

ANN ARBOR (AP) - Michigan Republican National Committee Chairman Saul Anuzis has reacted to public outrage and withdrawn his petition to kick Congressman Ron Paul out of the Republican presidential debates. He issued the following statement:...

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Funny story: Saul Anuzis, RNC, and Corrupt Bastards Afraid of Cal-el

Saul Anuzis, RNC, and Corrupt Bastards Afraid of Cal-el

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - West Virginia - Cal-el tried to contact Saul Anuzis about his petition for keeping Ron Paul out of the Republican debates.

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Funny story: Republican Party Hijackers Seek to Ban Ron Paul

Republican Party Hijackers Seek to Ban Ron Paul

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Washington, D.C. - The RNC (Republican National Committee) has launched a campaign to remove Ron Paul from the Republican Debates. They want to end democratic process and have the Texas Congressman out of debates and out of th...

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Funny story: MySpace Bans Ron Paul

MySpace Bans Ron Paul

MySpace today banned Ron Paul from participating in the online service. New owner Rupert Murdoch said that Paul was bad for democracy. "Once people hear what he has to say, they like him," noted Murdoch, "and we can't have people m...

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Funny story: Ron Paul Promises to Remove the 'No' Symbol from the Constitution

Ron Paul Promises to Remove the 'No' Symbol from the Constitution

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - The Republic of Texas - Republican Ron Paul promises that, if elected, he will remove the "No" symbol from the Constitution that President Bush had placed there.

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Funny story: White House Correspondant Puts Bad Spin on Ron Paul Interview

White House Correspondant Puts Bad Spin on Ron Paul Interview

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - The "Internets" - National Review White House Correspondent, Byron York, did his level best to put a bad spin on the Ron Paul interview after the Republican debate at the University of South Carolina. He tried to mak...

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