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Funny story: Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart Say Skoob Is A Lying Scumbag

Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart Say Skoob Is A Lying Scumbag

Twilight stars Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart today branded Spoof satirist Skoob an outright lying scumbag, as the inadequate author approached them in a futile bid to sustain his overinflated chart status on satirical website TheSpoof.com P...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart & Skoob Perplexed As SPECTRUM Closes Gap In Writer Chart

Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart & Skoob Perplexed As SPECTRUM Closes Gap In Writer Chart

Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart were today perplexed as Spoof writer SPECTRUM vowed to top the site writer chart. Spoof writer Skoob was reported to be hitting the bottle with a vengeance after being informed that it was only a matter of time...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart Aware Of SPECTRUM

Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart Aware Of SPECTRUM

"He's the guy who grabs us all the headlines," Rob announced. "And he's going to take over the Spoof website writer chart," Kristen added. Moving on... Spoof writer Skoob1999 narrowly escaped certain death today when he became enveloped in a...

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Funny story: Johnny Depp To Teach Robert Pattinson How To Be A Right Proper Cockney Geezer

Johnny Depp To Teach Robert Pattinson How To Be A Right Proper Cockney Geezer

Robert Pattinson has announced that he wants to follow the trend set by David Bowie, John Travolta, and Madonna before him by re-inventing himself as a proper 'Cockney Geezer' like Jack 'Sparrer' the famous drunken movie pirate. And he's going to...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson: Kristen Stewart Did Not Chew Lindsay Lohan's Carpet

Robert Pattinson: Kristen Stewart Did Not Chew Lindsay Lohan's Carpet

The increasing prevalence of media articles claiming that moody Twilight sex-symbol Kristen Stewart is a rug-muncher have angered her gothic stud co-star and intimate friend Robert Pattinson so much that he has been moved to issue a denial of the rum...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart have a cloud over their heads

Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart have a cloud over their heads

Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart have a cloud hanging over their heads and are unable to travel at present. The Cloud of Volcanic ash from Iceland, has caused the cancellation of all airports in England, at present and this has stopped them fro...

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Funny story: Katie Price To Have Her Breasts Tattooed With Pattinson - Stewart Faces?

Katie Price To Have Her Breasts Tattooed With Pattinson - Stewart Faces?

Unconfirmed reports here this morning appear to suggest that in an effort to rejuvenate her sensuality, Katie Price is to have tattoos of Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart done on her tits. My man on the inside, eccentric British film director,...

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Funny story: Is This The End For Robert Pattinson And Kristen Stewart?

Is This The End For Robert Pattinson And Kristen Stewart?

After being the subjects of intense scrutiny, massive curiosity and global fascination for months now, media watchers are predicting that the star in Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart's firmament is about to go nova and die out in a massive eclips...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Want to Save Honey Bees

Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Want to Save Honey Bees

Sexy Twilight duo Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are really concerned about, the plight of Britains honey bees - now officially an endangered species - and are keen to do what they can to help, according to a source close to the edge. Our so...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart & The Vampire Myth

Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart & The Vampire Myth

Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart have both claimed that vampires are a myth, and they way they are portrayed in Hollywood, is laughable, however they are quite happy to appear in Vampire Movies, and earn Millions, wouldn't you given the chance.

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Challenge Brown, Cameron and Clegg

Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Challenge Brown, Cameron and Clegg

Twilight stars Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are so inspired, by last week's ITV Ministerial Debate between Gordon Brown, David, Cameron and Nick Clegg that they, are thinking of going into politics themselves. "Robert and Kristen got reall...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Secretly Rendezvous In Iceland

Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Secretly Rendezvous In Iceland

HOFN, Iceland - International celebs Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart decided to take a break from the hordes of paparazzi and vacation in a far, isolated, out-of-the-way place. The two lovebirds decided on Iceland, where hardly anyone ever go...

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Funny story: A Well Known Tabloid Reveals Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Are Related

A Well Known Tabloid Reveals Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Are Related

LONDON - One of the world's leading supermarket tabloids, The International Inquirer has just revealed that popular celebs Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are actually related. In the May issue of The International Inquirer, an unnamed source...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart & Soul Transfer

Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart & Soul Transfer

Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart, are not just interested in vampires, they are fascinated with a case of possible soul transfer in Croatia. A 13 year old girl from the Croatian town of Knin, fell into a mysterious coma and later woke up spe...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson And Kristen Stewart Take A Day Off

Robert Pattinson And Kristen Stewart Take A Day Off

Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart announced that they're taking a day off. The overworked teen idols inform friends that even a junkyard dog needs to take an occasional time-out. Friends say that it's a good idea that the youngsters take a day...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart and the Munster Mystery

Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart and the Munster Mystery

Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart, met in London today to celebrate Kristen's twentieth birthday but reports suggest that there were problems when they first met up. Kristen has been grilling Robert about reports that he has been seeing Leigh...

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Funny story: Justin Bieber Wants Megan Fox - No Comment From Robert Pattinson

Justin Bieber Wants Megan Fox - No Comment From Robert Pattinson

We're getting reports that Justin Bieber wants Megan Fox. Which is probably true, as most other guys do, but when we looked at the small print we realised that what was actually being said was that Justin Bieber wants Megan Fox (the hottie out of Tra...

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