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Funny story: U.S. Congressional Approval Falls Below 0%

U.S. Congressional Approval Falls Below 0%

The U.S. House of Representatives recently held a hearing concerning the revelation that Congress' approval rating hit the unprecedented low of -4%. The following is a transcript of that hearing. CONGRESSIONAL APPROVAL RATING FALLS BELOW 0% 2012 HEARING BEFORE THE SUBCOMMITTEE ON GOVERNMENT ORGANIZATION, EFFICIENCY AND FINANCIAL MANAGEMENT OF THE COMMITTEE ON OVERSIGHT AND GOVER...

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Funny story: Republicans Swallowed Whole by Giant, Flying Snatches

Republicans Swallowed Whole by Giant, Flying Snatches

There are reports that male Republicans are being attacked and swallowed up by giant vaginas. The flying sex organs have been spotted in several major cities across the U.S. In what appears to be a kind of subversive sting operation, the female genit...

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Funny story: Hey, Where Are All The Religionists Now That A Hurricane Is Bearing Down On The Republicans In Tampa?

Hey, Where Are All The Religionists Now That A Hurricane Is Bearing Down On The Republicans In Tampa?

HEY, WAIT A MINUTE!!!!!!!! Where are all the Hellfire and Brimstone preachers at? Where are they when you need them? A hurricane is bearing down on the Republican National Convention and you don't hear a peep out of them. Are they out hiding their heads under a rock? If it were the Democratic National Convention you would surely be hearing that it was God's wrath descending upon t...

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Funny story: GOP to abort convention, "to save the life of the party!"

GOP to abort convention, "to save the life of the party!"

GOP Chairman Reince Priebus announced this morning that the Republican convention in Tampa would be aborted due to Hurricane Isaac. "We must think about the life of the party and of those that were planning to attend, said Priebus. "This conventi...

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Funny story: Secret Republican Party Application Revealed

Secret Republican Party Application Revealed

Rarely does a story just fall into our laps here at the Spoof, but that's just what happened when we went to our mailbox this morning and found a large manilla envelope labeled "TOP SECRET". Imagine our surprise when we opened it to find a multiple choice test and accompanying answer key labeled "Application to Join RNC". What follows is the complete application and answer key reprinted. Qu...

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Funny story: Under Pressure to Release Tax Returns, Mitt Romney Finally Admits He Never Filed Before 2010

Under Pressure to Release Tax Returns, Mitt Romney Finally Admits He Never Filed Before 2010

Republican presidential nominee Mitt Romney, who has faced pressure from Democrats to make public his federal tax returns from the past ten years, finally revealed that the reason for his refusal to release any returns from prior to 2010 is that he n...

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Funny story: Pundits: Well, in a legitimate democracy, Todd Akin would never be elected

Pundits: Well, in a legitimate democracy, Todd Akin would never be elected

WASHINGTON, D.C.--Missouri Congressman and Senate candidate Todd Akin's comment that pregnancy would not occur in a "legitimate rape" has been met with widespread condemnation from Democrats and Republicans, prompting speculation Akin's Senate run is...

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Funny story: Tennessee Republican Party to Governor (Possibly): Stop Appointing Homos, Foreigners, Smart People (We Think)

Tennessee Republican Party to Governor (Possibly): Stop Appointing Homos, Foreigners, Smart People (We Think)

In a mostly incoherent press release rife with misspellings and grammatical errors, Tennessee's Republican Governor Bill Haslam was roundly criticized by his own party's county chairmen for the governor's appointment of "a number of intelgent(sic) we...

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Funny story: Anderson Cooper Gay, Rush Limbaugh Comes Out as Fat

Anderson Cooper Gay, Rush Limbaugh Comes Out as Fat

Rush Limbaugh has finally made it official: He's fat. The conservative radio show host has never publicly confirmed that detail until now, just a day after Anderson Cooper revealed his homosexuality. Limbaugh made the announcement via his Frien...

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Funny story: University Grant Proves Politicians Can't Lie Straight in Bed

University Grant Proves Politicians Can't Lie Straight in Bed

WASHINGTON - A Federal grant of $155,000 was provided to the Ferris Bueller University over a five year period and has proven the fact that politicians can't lie straight in bed, a test group of politicians were asked to sleep on specially constructe...

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Funny story: Republicans Unveil a Do-It-Yourself Healthcare Plan

Republicans Unveil a Do-It-Yourself Healthcare Plan

Washington DC - Desperate to take the lead in the nation's never-ending healthcare debate, Congressional Republicans are massing behind an initiative that would provide all Americans with a do-it-yourself medical kit containing everything they need t...

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Funny story: Beauty Contest Between Republican and Democrat Women

Beauty Contest Between Republican and Democrat Women

South Carolina Governor Nikki Haley and Alaska Governor Sara Palin have teamed up and issued a challenge for a beauty contest amongst Democrat and Republican Women. Contestants will vie for a coveted position in politics for their respective part...

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Funny story: The Divided States Of America

The Divided States Of America

North America --In an effort to please the three major political parties, citizens have conducted a vote to split North America equally between the three parties. As a result, each party and all those citizens who support it will have approximately t...

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Funny story: Michigan Republicans Outlaw Vagina, Promise Armed Response

Michigan Republicans Outlaw Vagina, Promise Armed Response

LANSING MI (AP) After a nationwide flurry of criticism over the Michigan legislature's silencing of two female lawmakers for using the word "vagina" during a floor debate, republican lawmakers are standing hard on their position that "vagina" is not...

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Funny story: Merkel in name search for German Empire

Merkel in name search for German Empire

BERLIN - Anonymous sources close to Merkel report that she is brow-beating her staff for the correct word to describe what she wants to call the "Even More Unified European Union". The penalty for being politically incorrect in word choice is un...

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Funny story: The List of 10 Reasons Why Congressman Ron Paul Says America Should Elect Him To Be The Next President

The List of 10 Reasons Why Congressman Ron Paul Says America Should Elect Him To Be The Next President

Congressman Ron Paul of Texas was recently asked how he felt running in the GOP presidential race for the highest office in the land. The spry 76-year-old smiled and remarked that he felt as happy as a woodpecker in a Popsicle stick factory. The veteran politician from Texas is no stranger to the harsh world of political mudslinging. Earlier this year when Michele Bachmann stated that he...

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Funny story: Mitt Romney Chooses Mitt Romney Cyber Clone as VP

Mitt Romney Chooses Mitt Romney Cyber Clone as VP

Amidst the media's speculation about presumptive Republican presidential nominee Mitt Romney's choice for a running mate, it came as a major shock today when he announced his decision: Mitt Romney has chosen Mitt Romney. When asked what would happ...

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