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Funny story: "Obama Shared Our Religious Beliefs" Claim Separate Groups

"Obama Shared Our Religious Beliefs" Claim Separate Groups

CHICAGO - While the White House expresses its shock over polls showing that only 34% of Americans believe Obama is Christian, Dr. Matthew Zeller explains how "normal" and "Christian" as perceived in San Francisco, Los Angeles, and Capitol Hill differ...

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Funny story: I've Been Thinking About it, and...

I've Been Thinking About it, and...

I've concluded that: All non-denominational and Evangelical Christians are kooks, just like Pat Robertson, who stated that God allowed events such as 9/11, hurricane Katrina, and the earthquake in Haiti to happen because of immorality. All Catholics support the practice of Priests buggering boys because they have not spoken out enough against their Church for failing to stop it. All Bap...

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Funny story: Glenn Beck Creates New Religion "Mormonistianity"

Glenn Beck Creates New Religion "Mormonistianity"

Coming off the self-proclaimed super success of his Restoring Honor Rally in Washington, D.C., Glenn Beck has had an epiphany of sorts. In fact, he believes that his particular belief system is different enough and believable enough to catch on with...

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Funny story: Jews: "Not to Worry. They're Burning Mosques Now"

Jews: "Not to Worry. They're Burning Mosques Now"

In a bulletin from the Anti-Defamation League, which some are calling "tongue-in- cheek," the League is telling their members that Jews no longer have to worry about having their Synagogues burned and desecrated. "The agents of the netherworld, w...

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Funny story: Slob Husband: "I'm protected by religious law"

Slob Husband: "I'm protected by religious law"

Allan Homgrund of Sioux Falls, IA says it's a shame his wife doesn't respect his religious beliefs. His wife Katy claims that Homgrund is a slob, leaving dirty underwear on the living room floor and spilling beer on the carpet, which he asser...

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Funny story: Bibi and Me at the Peace Talks

Bibi and Me at the Peace Talks

It's so nice of the State Department to send Imam Abdul Rauf, the "Ground Zero Imam" on a taxpayer paid goodwill tour through the Middle East. No doubt it's money well spent. Speaking in the capital of that country, Manama, Rauf loudly proclaimed that he's out to "Americanize Islam," What he exactly meant by this wasn't clarified. Some skeptics might say he was momentarily confused and meant t...

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Funny story: GOP Considers Ban on Islam

GOP Considers Ban on Islam

On Thursday, Sen. Jon Kyl (R-Ariz.) became the highest ranking Republican to offer support to a proposed law banning the peaceful practice of Islam in the United States. The controversial measure originally proposed by Lindsey Graham, Republican S...

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Funny story: Squat toilets and no lav paper in malls; halal-only menus in primary schools. Saying "To Hell with Religion" Brit Atheists protest the Muslimization of Britain

Squat toilets and no lav paper in malls; halal-only menus in primary schools. Saying "To Hell with Religion" Brit Atheists protest the Muslimization of Britain

LONDONISTAN- They don't call it that for nothing. Britain's abject failure to get many of its Muslim immigrants to assimilate into the greater culture is now taking its toll on regular ole Brits. First it was a local council agreeing to squat t...

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Funny story: Remains Of John The Baptist Found On Bulgarian Island

Remains Of John The Baptist Found On Bulgarian Island

Human remains, said to be those of St John the Baptist, who baptised Jesus, have been discovered on St Ivan Island near Bulgaria's southern Black Sea. They were in a terrible state. The head was missing, and may have been kept as a trophy by Ki...

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Funny story: Shocking New Book: Born Into Sin & Hell Too

Shocking New Book: Born Into Sin & Hell Too

The Reverend Daryl Deacon, who has been researching the crisis of dwindling church attendance, and the continuous evolution of man's perception of God for more than two score and ten years has written a shocking new book entitled, Born Into Sin & Hell Too. This informative literal masterpiece traces the complete history of theology all the way back to the primordial swamps of Africa, to the pr...

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Funny story: Muslims plan to emigrate to the Moon!

Muslims plan to emigrate to the Moon!

Muslims around the world are getting pissed off that they are blamed for all the trouble in the world so they plan to leave Earth for the Moon. They have already paid Nasser (the ex president of Egypt) to provide an Islamic inter galactic craft to sh...

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Funny story: Vuvuzelas and BP Oil Blamed for At Least Four of the New Deadly Plagues

Vuvuzelas and BP Oil Blamed for At Least Four of the New Deadly Plagues

Many Christians are tossing around the idea that the vuvuzela has become one of the new seven deadly plagues mentioned by Pope John Paul II in a 2003 speech. In addition, they are blaming BP Oil for at least three other deadly plagues caused by the o...

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Funny story: "Touchdown Jesus" Slain While Seeking Medical Attention

"Touchdown Jesus" Slain While Seeking Medical Attention

After an hours-long standoff outside a hospital in Southwestern Ohio, it appears that the much beloved icon "Touchdown Jesus" has died from wounds inflicted by local police and sheriffs' deputies, as well as a National Guard unit that was called to t...

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Funny story: Fiery Destruction of "Touchdown Jesus" Ruled an Act of God.

Fiery Destruction of "Touchdown Jesus" Ruled an Act of God.

MSNBC reports that a 6-story abomination, affectionately known as "Touchdown Jesus," burnt to the ground on Monday night, June 14th, the year of our Lord 2010. The BBC reports that insurance investigators have determined the cause of its destruction...

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Funny story: God Owes $150,000,000,000,000

God Owes $150,000,000,000,000

Utah, TX: M. Cerillo, leader of the radical 'Christian Fist of Humility' cult, made the shock announcement on TV this morning that God is on the verge of bancruptcy and desperately needs everybody's help. Opening his Help-God-A-Thon, Cerillo said...

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Funny story: Schools failing to teach children the core beliefs of Christianity, says Ofsted - I say leave religion out of schools

Schools failing to teach children the core beliefs of Christianity, says Ofsted - I say leave religion out of schools

As an 'educator' as teachers are now called, I worry about the rationale behind the headline that I read today: SHOOLS FAILING TO TEACH CHILDREN THE CORE BELIEFS OF CHRISTIANITY, SAYS OFSTED Christ, I am so glad I don't teach in England these days...

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Funny story: Religious Right Wants to Re-Name Uranus

Religious Right Wants to Re-Name Uranus

Arlington, VA - The Fellowship, aka the Family, a powerful religious and political force in Washington, DC has determined that the planet Uranus is inappropriately named and is seeking to have it re-named to something that children (and many adults)...

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