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Funny story: 1950's Themed Diner Serves Milkshakes; Racism

1950's Themed Diner Serves Milkshakes; Racism

A new 1950s-themed American diner has caused huge controversy after refusing to serve black citizens. Customers at Hank's Diner, in Brixton, had assumed its highly visible signs and posters exclaiming "no blacks" were part of the high kitsch which...

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Funny story: Wisconsin Candidate: "I Am the White Man's Bitch"

Wisconsin Candidate: "I Am the White Man's Bitch"

MADISON, WI - Ieshuh Griffin is running for State Assembly in Wisconsin, and she wants voters to know she "IS the white man's bitch". In fact, she wanted that statement posted under her name on the ballot for state representative, in the place whe...

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Funny story: Black kids in the US can't swim, why?

Black kids in the US can't swim, why?

The US black population cannot swim, don't want to learn and have never bothered, WHY? A US survey has discovered that Blacks just don't like water (swimming in it) and tend to avoid swimming pools and lessons like the pest. A Professor at Yale...

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Funny story: Border Patrol Racial Profiling?

Border Patrol Racial Profiling?

The US Federal Government is looking into allegations that the US Border Patrol has been engaged in Racial Profiling. After several complaints from Hispanics found wondering in the desert along the border of Arizona and Mexico, the Federal Government...

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Funny story: Col. Gaddafi demands cash from Europe otherwise he'll let it turn "Black!"

Col. Gaddafi demands cash from Europe otherwise he'll let it turn "Black!"

Libyan "loony" dictator, President Gaddafi, has decided to blackmail Europe for $billions otherwise he will discontinue stopping millions of "muy pobre" Africans crossing the Meditteranean via his country hoping to enter the "Garden of Eden"! He t...

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Funny story: Bibi and Me at the Peace Talks

Bibi and Me at the Peace Talks

It's so nice of the State Department to send Imam Abdul Rauf, the "Ground Zero Imam" on a taxpayer paid goodwill tour through the Middle East. No doubt it's money well spent. Speaking in the capital of that country, Manama, Rauf loudly proclaimed that he's out to "Americanize Islam," What he exactly meant by this wasn't clarified. Some skeptics might say he was momentarily confused and meant t...

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Funny story: Govt urges people to boycott "Chess" because it's racist, classist and homophobic

Govt urges people to boycott "Chess" because it's racist, classist and homophobic

After the fiasco about banning Medal of Honour on the ground that it encourages players to kill British soldiers (even though there are apparently no British soldiers in the game), the government now wants people to stop playing chess! The governm...

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Funny story: The British Police Services operate in the good old zanu-labour way. The tyranny continues!

The British Police Services operate in the good old zanu-labour way. The tyranny continues!

Heathrow, London: Fresh from their Northumbrian campaign, in the search for Raoul Moat, the miniature Wehrmacht have been on manoeuvres again, this time at Heathrow. The miniature Wehrmacht, kitted out again with pseudo-military outfits and coals...

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Funny story: Halle Berry on Cover Ends Vouge Magazine's "Negroes Need Not Apply" Policy

Halle Berry on Cover Ends Vouge Magazine's "Negroes Need Not Apply" Policy

Vogue magazine, the less-than-hip chronicle of the lifestyle upper-middle-class white women aspire to lead, will end its 21 year policy of not putting black people on its cover when it features Halle Berry on the September issue. "Its not racism,...

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Funny story: Conservative talk-show bigot Laura Schlesinger says OK for her to use "N" word since "Blacks use it all the time"

Conservative talk-show bigot Laura Schlesinger says OK for her to use "N" word since "Blacks use it all the time"

First she did it - not once, not twice but over and over. Had a bad case of on-air verbal diarrhea. Then in a style that is becoming wearily familiar, Conservative talk show host Dr. Laura Schlessinger [mouthpiece for the rabid haters of all thi...

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Funny story: Islamic Muslim Shariah Problem

Islamic Muslim Shariah Problem

Political correctness is truly taking over our once great country. You can't even be non black and shout the 'N' word as you usually would without being accused of being a 'racist' anymore as residents in Stoke on Trent sadly discovered. We also see our entire once great culture and heritage being stripped from us. The former labour government didn't stop at letting foreigners have jobs but con...

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Funny story: Major changes with the USDA

Major changes with the USDA

The USDA announced today that in order to counter the racial tension brought on by the firing then rehiring of a black Agriculture Department employee, they have fired all white people and black people. "There, are you happy now?" one fired employee...

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Funny story: How Do You Spell Re-Distribution? R.E.P.A.R.A.T.I.O.N

How Do You Spell Re-Distribution? R.E.P.A.R.A.T.I.O.N

reparation: [rep-uh-rey-shuhn] n 1.the making of amends for wrong or injury done: reparation for an injustice. example: we be reparation for what whitey do 200 years ago. Polls show that 92% of African-Americans voted for Barack Hussein Obama. Jes...

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Funny story: A White Guy's Observation

A White Guy's Observation

I live in Los Angeles County, USA., and I would like to tell you about what it's like to be a white guy here. *Every time something is broadcast on the news about immigration that stimulates anger amongst the Hispanic population - I get dirty looks and unwelcome vibs. *Every time something is broadcast on the news about slavery in American history, or racial prejudice that stimulates anger...

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Funny story: Arizona Counter Sues Obama for Racial Profiling Over Tanning Bed Tax!

Arizona Counter Sues Obama for Racial Profiling Over Tanning Bed Tax!

The State of Arizona is striking back at the Obama Regime after the President and his agenda driven team vowed to fight Arizona's law to enforce illegal immigration laws being ignored by Washington. Arizona legal officials are citing a clause in...

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Funny story: Crime in the community - ethnic favourites

Crime in the community - ethnic favourites

Politically incorrect think tank "What's gone on?" also known as WGO has published a divisive study into the preferred crimes of the different communities within Britain. Labour social scientists were quick to deride the study saying that the 'rac...

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Funny story: James, running for governor, charged for racist comments

James, running for governor, charged for racist comments

Alabama - Tim James, a man who running for Alabama's governor position charged Sunday for racist comments during his campaign aid commercial. Tim James quoted during his commercial: This is Alabama, we speak English, if you want to live here, lear...

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