Pope Benedict XVI has become Pope Ratzinger I. The Vatican says the name change is a PR effort to distance the pope from covering up or ignoring sexual crimes by Catholic priests around the world. "That was Benedict, for example, who refused to...
Pope Benedict had Eggs Benedict for breakfast this Easter Sunday, while he thought over how he is going to protect pervert paedophile priests. The Paedophile Priests of Easter past, the Paedophile Priests of Easter future, and the Paedophile Priests...
The Vatican. Pope Benedict XVI granted an audience for the press core today to announce a phenomenal change in church policy. There is reportedly over seven billion people in the world and one seventh of those are catholic. Just the catholic...
A large group of German, American and Irish former altar boys, who have become rich by settling their long-standing claims of sexual abuse by members of the Catholic Church clergy, have pooled their money and asked the World Bank to back them in a bi...
Shergar, Co Louse - (Altar Buoys): The newly incorporated Irish Bad Ass Bank is to buy the first tranche of $500 million papal bad debts. These are in the form of sub-primate loans taken out to pay off abuse vitims and/or continue doling out hush-...
VATICAN CITY (ABSNN) -- TheSpoof.com's ace Religion reporter, Skoob1999, filed this dispatch this morning following an exclusive interview with Pope Bentedick XVI: "Ja, I'm pissed off that JPII got off so easily by up and dying five years ago. Th...
Blood and milk flowed in Vatican City when a papal bull, Barney, attacked and raped the winner of the Happy Cow contest; Kirsten. As everyone knows the happy cow was on a worldwide tour promoting the milk industry and the Vatican sought to improv...
When questioned regarding claims he allowed the cover-up of sexual abuse of children by clergymen in the United States and Europe when he was Cardinal Joseph Ratzinger and in addition his subsequent failure to take punitive action against abusive pri...
Rome - (Holy Ass Mess): An LA celebwatch website has named tubby German Chancellor Angela Merkel as Pope Joe Ratzinger's eldest daughter. LA FagHagSlagMag says 'Murky' Merkel has matched DNA positive with the former head of the Vatican's Inquisiti...
The performance art troupe who recently sabotaged an Ieka advertising campaign on the Paris Metro - dancers staged a five-minute flash mob protest around sofas and trompe-l'oeil bookcases and wardrobes placed on Metro platforms by the Swedish furnitu...
Breaking news out of Vatican City has the Pope at the very core of the sex abuse scandal that is rocking the Roman Catholic Church, and the Pope is none too pleased about the fact that he can do little to quell the suspicions. Evidently, writing a...
Vatican - It appears that Pope Benedict XVI has had an epiphany with regards to the sex scandal that has continued to plague the Catholic Church-lack of fish in a priest's diet can lead to inappropriate sexual behavior toward young men. The Pope h...
Pope Benedict XVI has released a letter apologizing for years of abuse suffered by Internet writers for TheSpoof.com at the hands of an imposter priest and sometimes author known as "Fergus McCarthy". The seven-page letter, published in Rome Satu...
Rome - (Sieg Heil!): Using Viennese dwarves who had undergone extensive plastic surgery Adolf Hitler's crack SS division came up with the brainwave caper to get inside the minds - if not bodies - of the wartime Vatican. Recently declassified files...
Vatican - (Bell, Book 'N' Candelabra Mess): Top Spanish Inquisition waterboarder Father Gabriele Amorth has named Papal housekeeper Sister Ingrid 'La' Stampa as the satanic menace in the Vatican. The church's chief exorcist said today he had a hun...
A secret insider at the Vatican has revealed that the Pope finds the Mighty Boosh funnier than Confession. It is tradition in the Catholic church that all confessions have to be taped and sent to Rome. This is for the purpose of entertainment.
Not to be outdone by the Dalai Lama, who recently joined the twitter revolution, Pope Benedict XVI has signed up for a Facebook account. The profile photo, taken in an Ayia Napa bar, shows him having a few drinks with his cardinals during their annua...
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