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Funny story: Kevin Keegan has 'Strange Green Poo'

Kevin Keegan has 'Strange Green Poo'

Kevin Keegan, the latest manager of one of the finest and best supported football clubs in the entire world, Newcastle Utd, is reportedly seeing the club doctor this morning after having what he himself has described as 'a strange green poo'.

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Funny story: Ottumwa Iowa Man Produces Worlds Largest Stool

Ottumwa Iowa Man Produces Worlds Largest Stool

A Spokesman for the Guinness Book of World Records, Sir Reginald Bottoms, announced today that a record for the largest stool ever produced by a single human being would go into their record books. "My god you should have seen that sucker, I ha...

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Funny story: Dog Shit Found in Blue Peter Garden

Dog Shit Found in Blue Peter Garden

Police and forensic scientists have this morning been called to the BBC Television Centre studios after a live dog turd was discovered in amongst some rhododendrons in the Blue Peter garden

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Funny story: Guinness and Heineken really made from Shit and Piss

Guinness and Heineken really made from Shit and Piss

Representatives for multinational drinks firms Guinness and Heineken have at last come clean and admitted that they make their beverages from human excrement.

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Funny story: Hilary Clinton "Stink Palms" Obama

Hilary Clinton "Stink Palms" Obama

World-class bitch, Hilary Clinton has got one over on her Democratic rival Barrack Obama by performing the old "stink palm" routine so beloved of college troublemakers.

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Funny story: Scotch wife guilty of serving her husband shit vindaloo

Scotch wife guilty of serving her husband shit vindaloo

A Scottish sheriff court has found Scots wife Jill Martin guilty of serving her husband an Indian meal composed of excrement. But instead of sending the evil harpy to gaol, a silly female Scotch judge admonished or released her.

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Funny story: Hands Off Our Shit Heaps You Foreign Knob-Heads

Hands Off Our Shit Heaps You Foreign Knob-Heads

BRITISH kids are set to live in a big shit heap forever thanks to the EU, and they could face EU fines of up to £999 billion a year as a result, MPs warned today.

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Funny story: Man who shits from his nose set to wed

Man who shits from his nose set to wed

It's not often that the news can report on a genuinely uplifting story but this is one of those occasions.

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Funny story: Kanye West to be immortalised in chocolate poo

Kanye West to be immortalised in chocolate poo

Rapper Kanye West took his love of chocolate poo to new heights when he became the new face of Hershey's Doo-Doo range of chocolate treats.

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Funny story: Cat Dropping Coffee is Instant (S)Hit

Cat Dropping Coffee is Instant (S)Hit

Coffee made from cat droppings has become an instant hit in Indonesia.

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Funny story: A Bit Of Shit Makes You Up For It

A Bit Of Shit Makes You Up For It

LONDON (Defecated News) - Oysters, champagne, a bit of massage, foreplay and fisting. These are the common ways gay and straight couples keep their love life alive. But now a fetish that has been tabboo for centuries is becoming a mainstream activity...

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Funny story: Ex-French PM charged in shit smearing campaign

Ex-French PM charged in shit smearing campaign

PARIS - Judges filed preliminary charges Friday against former Prime Minister Dominique de Villepin for his suspected role in smearing shit on Nicolas Sarkozy before he became France's president, an attorney said.

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Funny story: Bird who crapped on president tracked down and sent to Gitmo

Bird who crapped on president tracked down and sent to Gitmo

Washington, D.C. - After a month-long nationwide search involving the FBI, CIA, NSA, Homeland Security and local law enforcement agencies, the bird who attacked President Bush with a stealth shit bomb has been apprehended.

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Funny story: Nobel Prize winner says no difference between sh*t and shinola

Nobel Prize winner says no difference between sh*t and shinola

Cheyenne, Wyoming (The Herald) - Turd Ferguson, a retired Wyoming rancher, has won the 2007 Nobel Prize in Chemistry for demonstrating that shit and shinola are actually one-and-the-same.

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Funny story: Landis pleads innocent, offers up stool sample as proof

Landis pleads innocent, offers up stool sample as proof

LOS ANGELES - After a surprise weekend ruling against Floyd Landis on charges that he cheated during last year's Tour de Franz, the professional cyclist appealed to the next higher court yesterday.

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Funny story: Paris Hilton scared of going to the toilet in prison

Paris Hilton scared of going to the toilet in prison

Socialite and TV star, Paris Hilton, has admitted that she is terrified of going to the bathroom whilst in prison. The teary-eyed society girl said that in normal circumstances she "has a woman in" to do "all that nasty business"...

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Funny story: South Park's potty humor rebels get colons cleansed

South Park's potty humor rebels get colons cleansed

MUMBAI - South Park creative geniuses Trey Parker and Matt Stone traveled to India recently to get colonics as they do each year at this time.

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