1969 was a seminal year for astronaut Buzz Aldren and it also marked the first sh*t on the moon - and not just Aldren himself touching down on lunar soil. Space legend Neil Armstrong crapped a large load of brown 'Earth treasure' to christens humanit...
A Smegmashire zoo has invested in manufacturing a recycling breakthrough £150,000 methane-fired Hotrot shit-flinging machine to turn the mountain of manure produced by its animals on a daily basis into an exotic blend of veggie patch friendly compost...
The Christmas ornaments in Bloomington, Illinois that are for sale at the Miller Park Zoo's gift shop are partly manufactured by reindeer, and that's no bullshit! Workers there make Christmas tree decorations out of droppings from the zoo's two r...
Superstar Brad Pitt is looking to change his name as he is fed up with it being used as rhyming slang for s**t. It is not known yet what name he will choose. Legendary singer Eartha Kitt, 81, has also decided to change her name for the same rea...
A laxative-obsessed, cod liver oil-gulping, gingerbread-eating woman has sought help to stem her uncontrollable shitting. Ida Shitz, 41, from Cologne Germany said her fixation began when she was fed mashed up brown bread and syrup as a child and s...
WASHINGTON - A large clump of mysterious so-called dark matter was seen floating in a toilet, scientists said on Wednesday. Scientists think perhaps 25 percent of the dark matter is made up of shit, which responds to gravity the same way as does r...
London - The public mudslinging between Madonna and Guy Richie took another turn for the worse today when Richie told The Telegraph that "Madonna Doesn't Flush." Richie says he knew of Madonna's problem when he met her but married her nonetheless.
Teen sensation Miley Cyrus has abandoned all the usual celebrity shit by telling an interviewer her most intimate detail: that she wears a colostomy bag while on tour. The unbelievably popular singer/actress never gets time to have a proper dump w...
Bombay, India Utilizing that old adage, "One man's trash another man's treasure," Pootender Singh, CEO of Tender Poos LTD is literally making his fortune from other man's trash, specifically his sh*t. "I vuz havin this gallbladder operation ya kno...
Hull City manager Phil Brown is in confident mood as he plans to take his side to Old Trafford to face champions Manchester United on Saturday, and says Sir Alex Ferguson's team of world-beating superstars are "fairly shitting themselves at the prosp...
Pop-tart Miley Cyrus couldn't resist the urge to empty her bowels onto the head of High School Musical 'hotty' Zac Efron's pet cockerel while minding his house for the weekend. Efron was away on a camping trip with some muscular, tanned male 'budd...
Local man caves to mounting testimony from friends and admits he has used his cell phone while shitting but maintains it was only for texting and never while talking. Jeff Blake found himself cornered in the last seat of the bar with some of his...
Hollywood, California, an apparent new craze, that appears to have originated in fraternity hazing rituals and propagated by Hollywood 'cool' people has gripped the nation. Enema parties, that involve group enemas and mass bowel expulsions are curre...
Wall Street came to a standstill last week when a stockbroker discovered that his pocket was full of shit. The markets briefly closed as the ensuing panic spread to other traders fearing that they too may be full of shit. One eyewitness said it...
The once-pristine tropical beaches bordering the prestigious Dubai Yacht Club and neighbouring prime tourist hang-outs have recently become swamped in raw sewage. The putrid problem is caused by the illegal dumping of untre...
Cape Canaveral, Fl. / Plumbing News - Just when everyone thought it couldn't get any worse, news circulated today that the Russian Built toilet on the space station has shit the bed, and cosmonauts are up to their ass in the mess. Complicating the...
Washington - GOP handlers were quick to dismiss reports that Senator McCain shit his pants while debating Barrack Obama last night. Democrats say that the true impact of the global economic melt-down finally hit home to McCain last night in mid-sente...
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