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Funny story: French Cork Soakers Rated Best in Wine Industry

French Cork Soakers Rated Best in Wine Industry

Following the prestigious International Wine Tasting competition held in Bordeaux, France this last week, a formerly unrecognized segment of wine industry workers was featured at the event. While vintners typically take all the credit for an award w...

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Funny story: Jeremy Vyle told me to put a condiment on the end of it. And I got my knob stuck in a sauce bottle.

Jeremy Vyle told me to put a condiment on the end of it. And I got my knob stuck in a sauce bottle.

TV personality and self-styled 'humiliationist' Jeremy Vyle found himself in bother from the National Dyslexics Association (NDA) today. After it was found that dyslexic Chav Tyrone Dillon Mitchell 17, who has ADHD, had got his girlfriend pregnant...

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Funny story: Madonna says she's not returning Guy's penis

Madonna says she's not returning Guy's penis

Pop superstar Madonna has said that she is definitely not going to give up husband Guy Ritchie's penis without a fight. The 50 year old singer said that her soon to be former husband never even used the appendage during their marriage - which leav...

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Funny story: Kentucky Man Catches Willie In Zip!

Kentucky Man Catches Willie In Zip!

This Week's News Of The Unusual - Willy, the famous dancing kangaroo from over at Kentucky Down Under, who escaped after a recent matinee performance, has been successfully caught. The farmer who caught the wily Willy, comes from a the small commu...

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Funny story: Clothing Manufacturers Seeking Commercial Spokesman Compete For Man With World's Largest Penis

Clothing Manufacturers Seeking Commercial Spokesman Compete For Man With World's Largest Penis

Levi Strauss and Wrangler dominate the denim blue jeans market. They are now competing to hire a new commercial spokesman; Bargis Tryhol, famous as "the man with the world's largest penis," is the object of the marketing war. When asked how he fe...

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Funny story: Man catches penis in zipper

Man catches penis in zipper

A shocking tale of human suffering emerged today as it was disclosed that an un-named man managed to catch his wee-willy-winky in the zipper of his denim trousers. "When I first heard it I thought it was a fabrication, a horrible, sick lie", said...

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Funny story: Man with large Penis buys Porsche

Man with large Penis buys Porsche

The marketing division of Porsche international has been thrown into disarray after it was revealed last week that a 944 Carrera was purchased from a German dealership by a man with a large penis. Suspicions that the Porsche's marketing strategy...

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Funny story: Obama has white penis

Obama has white penis

It was revealed today that Barack Obama has a white penis. A Democrat spokesperson claimed that it was an extremely rare medical condition known as 'pendulus niveus' which was found exclusively among the noblemen of an ancient African tribe in the 14...

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Funny story: Nazi memorabilia auction flogging Heinrich Himmler penis ring

Nazi memorabilia auction flogging Heinrich Himmler penis ring

Northampton - (Seedy Ass Mess): A platinum swastika-engraved penis ring that once belonged to SS head Heinrich Himmler is going under the hammer after being discovered in a Northampton car boot sale. The Nazi 'death head ring' as it was known was...

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Funny story: Alien Contact A Result Of Blackpool Man's Penis

Alien Contact A Result Of Blackpool Man's Penis

A Blackpool man who has the world's smallest penis, is in the spotlight this week, as scientists prepare for what they believe will be the first organised contact with aliens from another solar system. Art Hurpint, 43, the owner of the tiny append...

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Funny story: Obama, Well Hung According To Wife Michelle, While She Be'littles' McCain

Obama, Well Hung According To Wife Michelle, While She Be'littles' McCain

Larry Flynt Daily Sex Report - The hot item today is a bombshell of off-campaign remarks made by Michelle Obama. Appearing on the Spokane, Washington radio talk show show, 'Top U.S. Hos Talk About Their Studs,' the obviously-inebriated Ms. Obama...

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Funny story: Dear Paraphernalia4YourGenitalia: Does Size, I mean, Presidential Size, Really, Really Matter?

Dear Paraphernalia4YourGenitalia: Does Size, I mean, Presidential Size, Really, Really Matter?

Dear P4YG, I am a mature (let's be honest) an elderly white man who finds himself in a rivalry that he has dreaded all of his white life. Raised in a multi generational macho military family, I was always taught the importance of "size" and the fear that white dominance would be overshadowed by the frightening superiority of the African penile enhancing gene. Now, I am literally fighting...

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Funny story: McCain Insists That Three Inches is Really Significant!

McCain Insists That Three Inches is Really Significant!

White man John McCain has reportedly been living in fear of facing a black opponent due to his old fashioned belief in the superior physical endowment of men of African descent. This may account for his rather bizarre insistence in the first debate t...

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Funny story: Prince Philip has more than a stiff upper lip

Prince Philip has more than a stiff upper lip

Sources close to the palace have revealed today that HRH Prince Philip (103) has changed his viagra supplier. Not only has he abandoned his prescription supplies from Boots but has insisted on using a foreign generic brand. HRH has been overheard...

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Funny story: Student Arrested For Indecent Exposure After Starting Riot With Racist Joke

Student Arrested For Indecent Exposure After Starting Riot With Racist Joke

Rochelle, GA - This last Wednesday, a student at a local interracial high school decided to tell a joke, not just any joke, this joke's punchline was literary a punch towards the African American community. "I never meant to cause such a problem,...

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Funny story: Gordon Brown in "Huge Cock" Revelation

Gordon Brown in "Huge Cock" Revelation

Sarah Brown, wife of the UK prime minister Gordon Brown today revealed that her husband has got a huge cock. Speaking on Radio 4's show 'Desert Island Discs', she revealed that Gordon had been keeping chickens since his childhood. Mrs Brown rev...

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Funny story: Penis Atrophy Linked to Cell Phone Use

Penis Atrophy Linked to Cell Phone Use

Rochester MN: Claims have been made that using a cell phone in close proximity to the head could perhaps cause brain cancer. Dr. Nicola Tesla of the Heinrich Hertz Institute has conducted his own independent study to determine if there are other hidd...

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