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Funny story: Spoof Writers Cross Picket Lines

Spoof Writers Cross Picket Lines

Amidst jeers and taunts of "Scab!" and "Union-buster!" several dozen writers for TheSpoof.com crossed the picket lines set up by members of the Writers Guild of America. The Spoof writers have not chosen to join the Writers Guild...

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Funny story: Paris Hilton to Help Homeless Men Straighten Up! Credits Roger Federer and George Clooney

Paris Hilton to Help Homeless Men Straighten Up! Credits Roger Federer and George Clooney

New York, NY - Paris Hilton announced today that she as part of her new goal to build a legacy of truth and justice, she is going to do something extraordinary. She is going to try to help people.

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Funny story: Saint Paris Hilton Of "The Simple Life"

Saint Paris Hilton Of "The Simple Life"

(New York-NY) There are those who think a Jew should not be marshalling forth an argument of why Paris Hilton should be canonized as the saint of the 21st century. But speech is free, and you know how we sons and daughters of Israel like a deal. Is that Cossack horse hoof beats I hear or are you just excited about reading my analysis? Look if it makes my gentile readers (Catholics and Episcopalia...

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Funny story: Paris Hilton Revives Millinery Business

Paris Hilton Revives Millinery Business

LOS ANGELES - The world's top women's fashion designers have focused all their creativity onto a new headwear trend started by Paris Hilton.

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Funny story: Jesus wasn't son of God: Pope to quit

Jesus wasn't son of God: Pope to quit

Pope Benedict XVI, supreme leader of the Catholic population of the world is to quit his position after finding out that the figure his religion is based on was a fake.

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Funny story: Paris Hilton Reported Missing

Paris Hilton Reported Missing

(Hollywood) - Peeple Magazine today announced it has filed a missing persons report with the Los Angeles Police Dept regarding the whereabouts of Paris Hilton. Ms. Hilton has mysteriously disappeared from the Hollywood scene and has not been seen by...

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Funny story: Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan Recruited by Al Quaeda!

Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan Recruited by Al Quaeda!

In recent months Al-Qaeda's leaders in Iraq have had their worst fears come to pass, they are running out of people stupid enough to be suicide bombers and have had to resort to recruiting U.S. Congressmen.

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Funny story: Pat Robertson blames Godless Hollywood sluts for SoCal fires disaster

Pat Robertson blames Godless Hollywood sluts for SoCal fires disaster

Virginia Beach - (Apocalyptic Mess): The Reverend Pat Robertson has blamed "Godless sluts like Britney, Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan and Vanessa Hudgens" for the Lord's wrath that's wreaking havoc on Southern California's fire-ra...

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Funny story: Paris Does Africa

Paris Does Africa

Socialite Paris Hilton arrived at the Hôtel des Milles Collines late Tuesday night after an 18 hour flight from JFK to Kigali's International Airport.

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Funny story: Ellen deGeneres and the Paris Hilton Snatch

Ellen deGeneres and the Paris Hilton Snatch

An astonishing news release from the Los Angeles District Attorney's office this morning reveals that Ellen deGeneres thought about snatching Paris Hilton's pooch last night.

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Funny story: Paris Hilton Does Africa: Remaking "African Queen" with George Clooney

Paris Hilton Does Africa: Remaking "African Queen" with George Clooney

Nairobi - Paris Hilton recently announced that her time in prison made her rethink her party image and while she has no regrets, she does want to build on her legacy. She wants to help people in Africa and bring attention to the struggles of people t...

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Funny story: LA Responds to Paris Hilton Plea to Leave Her Mark on the World

LA Responds to Paris Hilton Plea to Leave Her Mark on the World

Lynwood Jail, California - (Vacuous Mess): Thousands of placards have gone up on Los Angeles whoreding sites responding to peroxide heiress Paris Hilton's latest publicised desire to leave her mark on the world.

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Funny story: Vanessa Hudgens, Britney Spears, Paris Hilton Lesbian Love Orgy Photos

Vanessa Hudgens, Britney Spears, Paris Hilton Lesbian Love Orgy Photos

Vanessa Hudgens, Britney Spears, Paris Hilton Lesbian Love Orgy, Uncensored and leaving nothing to the imagination, photographs and exclusive video footage.

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Funny story: Why Do People Talk About Paris Hilton?

Why Do People Talk About Paris Hilton?

From our media correspondant, Betty Diddit:...

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Funny story: Paris Hilton To Endorse "The Friday the 13th Diet"

Paris Hilton To Endorse "The Friday the 13th Diet"

(Los Angeles--CA) When she's not driving drunk, reading the Bible, calling Lindsay Lohan "fire crotch", being the lit match to the high explosive list of Britney Spears' addictions, Paris Hilton just might be throwing up. At least that's what her publicist, Elliot "The Leech" Mintz, would have us believe. Today, Hilton announced she was signing on to endorse "T...

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Funny story: Ron Paul, Britney Spears and Paris Hilton in wild sex romp

Ron Paul, Britney Spears and Paris Hilton in wild sex romp

Satire writer Nick Fun expressed regret at writing this derogatory headline about Ron Paul today at a press conference in his office just north of Los Angeles.

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Funny story: Hilton slams Pamela Anderson as "Rabid Scavenging Hyena"

Hilton slams Pamela Anderson as "Rabid Scavenging Hyena"

Beverly Hills Cali-pornia - (Reuterus): A livid Paris Hilton has slammed Pamela Anderson's choice of bridegroom as 'the rabid scavengings of desperate hyena' amid news that the 40 year-old busty peroxide bombshell is set to marry...

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