International torch relays have been scrapped for future Olympics, says the olympic committee. Problems with protestors and heavy-handed policing of the relay preceding the last Olympics have been given as the reasons. However, the committee has...
(Arlington-TX) While appearing on "The Tonight Show with Jay Leno", President Barack Obama's self-insult on his bowling skills, comparing it to the Special Olympics, raised the ire of Special Olympians and bowlers across the United States. In res...
The people organising the London 2012 Olympics have today been blasted over the release of its latest budget report. The report reveals that £28m has already been spent on intense research to find or develop a national identity for England. Part o...
Olympic organisers are meeting today to discuss the possible inclusion of new sports for the 2012 Olympics. Senior officials from the governing bodies of various sports will make a case for their applications to be included. A vote will determine w...
(Los Angeles-CA) Eight-time Olympic gold medal winner Michael "Don't bogart the bong" Phelps isn't letting his suspension by USA Swimming or Kellogg pulling its endorsement deal take the glow out of his embers. Yesterday, Phelps' agent signed undiscl...
CAMBRIDGE, England - Well there has been another shoe tossing incident again. A protester threw his shoe at China's Prime Minister Wen Jiabao during a speech at Cambridge University in England. This latest shoe tossing incident has brought on the...
IOC chairman Sir Franco Nazti today announced that shooting American GIs was to become an Olympic sport. 'American soldiers are basically so useless that anyone can shoot them', the former fascist murderer spokesman said, 'so now we're making it a...
A former US Olympic athlete has admitted to having changed sex at an early age to improve his (or her) chances of getting on the team. Stu Dunkov was a 13 year old Peggy Sue Wildsmith who decided to become a male in order to fulfil a dream of goi...
In a speech just before bedtime last night, London Mayor, Boris Johnson, told his wife that preparations for the London 2012 Olympics had been completed, and that, if necessary, the Games could go ahead as early as "next week". Johnson was speakin...
The 1924 Finnish Bobsleigh team who mysteriously disappeared following their Gold Medal winning run have finally been located after being missing for an incredible 84 years. An archaeology team led by Heinrich Slapp III, Great Grandson of team lea...
Liverpool captain Steven Gerrard has revealed his desire to compete as a member of the British team at the London 2012 Olympic Games. During the post-match press conference following Liverpool's 1-1 draw with Atlético Madrid in the Champions Leagu...
Lab results reveal that Canadian kayak specialist Adam van Koeverden, who was heavily-favored to sweep his events at the 2008 Summer Olympic Games in Beijing, was actually a victim of poisoning. Following a disappointing eighth-place finish in the...
BEHIND THE SCENES AT THE SUMMER OLYMPIC GAMES SCENE: London General Hospital TIME: The 2012 summer Olympic Games The emergency telephone rings. Nurse: London General. Voice on phone: Ambulance 253 here! We're bringing in a code 5. Six patients in all. Nurse: What? Yet another! Who is it this time? Ambulance: It's members of the Peruvian Pole Vault team. They've apparently over...
The London Olympics of 2012 had been in a desperate search for a mascot that could connect British tradition and contemporary innovation. They wanted an athletic symbol with some advertising cache'. UKOC, the United Kingdom Olympic Committee, announc...
London - Boris Johnson is starting to roll out how he plans to deliver the London Olympics under budget. "The first step will be the Olympic Village. We plan on avoiding cost over-runs due to a projected labour shortage by designing the Village u...
The credit crunch affecting the world financial markets has begun to be felt by the planners of the 2012 Olympic Games in London. The chairman of the Olympic Delivery Authority John Armitt said last month: "The consequence of what is happening in...
Chicago, Il/ Fraudulent Times - Democrat Pols are actually salivating over the prospect of capturing the prestigious 2016 Olympics in order to refill their election coffers with more skimmed money."This event will throw off more money than hurrican...
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