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Funny story: Missing 1924 Olympic Bobsleigh Team Finally Located!

Missing 1924 Olympic Bobsleigh Team Finally Located!

The 1924 Finnish Bobsleigh team who mysteriously disappeared following their Gold Medal winning run have finally been located after being missing for an incredible 84 years. An archaeology team led by Heinrich Slapp III, Great Grandson of team lea...

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Funny story: Gerrard: "My dream for 2012"

Gerrard: "My dream for 2012"

Liverpool captain Steven Gerrard has revealed his desire to compete as a member of the British team at the London 2012 Olympic Games. During the post-match press conference following Liverpool's 1-1 draw with Atlético Madrid in the Champions Leagu...

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Funny story: Canadian Kayaker van Koeverden was Poisoned at Beijing Olympics

Canadian Kayaker van Koeverden was Poisoned at Beijing Olympics

Lab results reveal that Canadian kayak specialist Adam van Koeverden, who was heavily-favored to sweep his events at the 2008 Summer Olympic Games in Beijing, was actually a victim of poisoning. Following a disappointing eighth-place finish in the...

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Funny story: Behind The Scenes At The 2012 London Summer Olympics

Behind The Scenes At The 2012 London Summer Olympics

BEHIND THE SCENES AT THE SUMMER OLYMPIC GAMES SCENE: London General Hospital TIME: The 2012 summer Olympic Games The emergency telephone rings. Nurse: London General. Voice on phone: Ambulance 253 here! We're bringing in a code 5. Six patients in all. Nurse: What? Yet another! Who is it this time? Ambulance: It's members of the Peruvian Pole Vault team. They've apparently over...

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Funny story: British Hunt for Olympic Mascot Trees Lord Frederick Fox!

British Hunt for Olympic Mascot Trees Lord Frederick Fox!

The London Olympics of 2012 had been in a desperate search for a mascot that could connect British tradition and contemporary innovation. They wanted an athletic symbol with some advertising cache'. UKOC, the United Kingdom Olympic Committee, announc...

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Funny story: Boris Johnson to Flat Pack Olympic Village

Boris Johnson to Flat Pack Olympic Village

London - Boris Johnson is starting to roll out how he plans to deliver the London Olympics under budget. "The first step will be the Olympic Village. We plan on avoiding cost over-runs due to a projected labour shortage by designing the Village u...

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Funny story: The London Olympics…it does mean changing the EastEnders opening title image!

The London Olympics…it does mean changing the EastEnders opening title image!

The credit crunch affecting the world financial markets has begun to be felt by the planners of the 2012 Olympic Games in London. The chairman of the Olympic Delivery Authority John Armitt said last month: "The consequence of what is happening in...

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Funny story: DEMS Move on to Next Big Scam: Olympics in Chicago for 2016

DEMS Move on to Next Big Scam: Olympics in Chicago for 2016

Chicago, Il/ Fraudulent Times - Democrat Pols are actually salivating over the prospect of capturing the prestigious 2016 Olympics in order to refill their election coffers with more skimmed money."This event will throw off more money than hurrican...

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Funny story: Olympic Doping Scandal Jolts Fans

Olympic Doping Scandal Jolts Fans

Lausanne, Switzerland - A committee of officials have dramatically taken away all 100 medals awarded to Chinese athletes at the Beijing Olympics following drug retesting. Committee chairman, Stan Ozolol, defended the controversial decision at a recen...

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Funny story: Americans Invent New Gymnastic Event For 2012 Olympics

Americans Invent New Gymnastic Event For 2012 Olympics

Americans today invented a new gymnastic sport for the 2012 Olympics, and called it Defining Americans On Parallel Bars. Speaking from Illinois, Senator Token O'Babblama said: 'Yes, for too long Americans have just called themselves Americans, but...

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Funny story: US Olympic Committee Identifies Secret Decades Old Red Chinese Plot!

US Olympic Committee Identifies Secret Decades Old Red Chinese Plot!

Licking their wounds after the Beijing Olympics resulted in more Shiny Bling Bling for the Chinese team, The US Olympic Committee was motivated to do some research into the US bumbling in Beijing. The resulting report published in Sour Grapes, the Sp...

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Funny story: Heroic Para Olympians

Heroic Para Olympians

Team GB returned home to a tumultuous reception and were met at Heathrow Airport by Gordon Brownose! They came second in the Para Olympics with a Tally of 102 medals. China won first place with 211 medals. However what is not widely known is t...

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Funny story: Torture Victims Awarded Olympic Medals

Torture Victims Awarded Olympic Medals

Yesterday, the Olympics people, in an apparent nose-thumbing gesture to China, unanimously decided to award Olympic medals to political detainees who were jailed and allegedly tortured when they attempted to apply for a political protest permit durin...

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Funny story: Minister to open Olympic Knitting Championships

Minister to open Olympic Knitting Championships

The Minister for Opus Dei, Ruth Kelly, will be opening the UK Olympic Knitting Championships later today. Held every four years at venues throughout the world, it is the turn of the tiny hamlet of Stoke Boyler in Devon to host this prestigious eve...

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Funny story: Paralympics Chaos: Witnesses Sought After Horrific Pile-up

Paralympics Chaos: Witnesses Sought After Horrific Pile-up

There was chaos at the Beijing Paralympics yesterday, when, during the 5000m wheelchair extravaganza, several chariots collided with each other and other vehicles, causing a pile-up of gargantuan proportions. Edith Hunkeler, of Switzerland, caused...

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Funny story: Pulling the Cloud over our eyes

Pulling the Cloud over our eyes

Now, as half the world begins to watch the 13th Paralympic Games in Beijing, the other half remains on the sofa still digesting its glorious meal that was the 2008 Beijing Olympic games. What a meal it was too we were treated to a great starter, a fantastic main and a sumptuous desert, all served up in the fantastic birds nest stadium. We can now only wait with baited breathe before our next O...

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Funny story: Olympic Face Sitting Continues

Olympic Face Sitting Continues

As we reported back in July the new olympic sport of face sitting started way before the rest of the games as it was expected to last much longer than the rest of the tournament. Well, we can now tell you that the final three countries are now in a h...

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