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Funny story: Daniel O'Donnell fights for life in geriatric gun drama.

Daniel O'Donnell fights for life in geriatric gun drama.

Fans of popular crooner Daniel O'Donnell were praying for his speedy recovery after news that he had been gunned down by a crazed fan.

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Funny story: Crist declares Florida to be Largest Gated Senior Community in the World

Crist declares Florida to be Largest Gated Senior Community in the World

TALLAHASSEE,FL - Florida's Governor elect, Charlie Crist announced today that he plans to make the State of Florida the "worlds largest gated senior community". Crist's plan includes requiring residents of the state...

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Funny story: Move Right Up Inside Please

Move Right Up Inside Please

It's all change at Walthamstow Bus Garage for driver Harry Dawkins, as any day now he's going to park the No. 45 for the last time. Septuagenarian Harry (81) has worked for the bus company since leaving school in 1940 and during that time he&...

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Funny story: Bend and Stretch

Bend and Stretch

The next time you're taking a walk in the park don't be surprised if you see a group of lady pensioners doing aerobics just by the bandstand - That's because Liz Poncho and her group of "Gruntin' Grannies for Fitness" are em...

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Funny story: Lovely Day Ain't It?

Lovely Day Ain't It?

Amateur weather forecaster Albert Puma has made his pronouncements on the long-range weather for 2007. The sprightly octogenarian at 83 is reputed to be "at best jammy", if he gets his forecast anywhere close to being right.

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Funny story: Local Restaurant Pick-up Place For Geriatric Set

Local Restaurant Pick-up Place For Geriatric Set

DURHAM NC- Earl, winner of last week's flatulence contest, is smiling over the brim of his coffee cup as he eyes Sally. He winks at her, she smiles warmly as her dentures pop out of her mouth. Then, he grabs hold of his walker and limps over to h...

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Funny story: Madonna Releases New Album: Confuses Old People

Madonna Releases New Album: Confuses Old People

Madonna Louise Ciccone-Richie, the artist formerly known as Madonna, has released a new album under the moniker Esther C.

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Funny story: Cliff Richard Releases Late Christmas Single

Cliff Richard Releases Late Christmas Single

Old School rock star, Sir Cliff Richard is due to release his Christmas single this Friday lagging far behind his competitors.

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Funny story: Old people aren't dying like they used to!

Old people aren't dying like they used to!

A strange phenomenon has gripped the western coast of Britain - a phenomenon that scientists are at pains to resolve. It appears that the elderly in the area are living forever and not snuffing it. A scientist egg-head from the University of Bristol,...

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Funny story: Old Bugger Given New Legs

Old Bugger Given New Legs

Basingstoke Scientists have apologised to the family of 87-year-old Mr Bob Leadbucket after a surgical procedure in which Mr Leadbucket was given the legs of a nineteen-year-old donor went tragically wrong.

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Funny story: Loving Feeling Lost In Kent

Loving Feeling Lost In Kent

A woman is distraught after discovering that her husband doesn't close his eyes any more when she kisses his lips.

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Funny story: All Quiet on the Moaning Front Shocker!

All Quiet on the Moaning Front Shocker!

The world was rocked yesterday by the news that there is absolutely nothing to complain about in the country affectionately known by locals as "Britannia's huge shield".

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