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Funny story: The Cleveland Cavaliers Fire Mike Brown - They Plan To Hire Lebron James' African Cousin Mumugawi James

The Cleveland Cavaliers Fire Mike Brown - They Plan To Hire Lebron James' African Cousin Mumugawi James

CLEVELAND - In a move that was not only political, emotional, physical, pathetical, and comical, the Cavaliers organization has fired one of the most successful coaches in NBA history. Mike Brown, who had amassed a career record of 313-19, was fir...

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Funny story: The San Antonio Spurs Trade Tim Duncan To The Dallas Mavericks For Dirk Nowitzki

The San Antonio Spurs Trade Tim Duncan To The Dallas Mavericks For Dirk Nowitzki

SAN ANTONIO - San Antonio Spurs owner Peter Holt stated that he hated to trade one of the best players to ever wear the silver and black but he says he just got tired of watching Timmy miss free throw after free throw. Holt said that when he first...

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Funny story: San Antonio Spurs Get Swept By The Phoenix Suns - Coach Greg Popovich Plans To Quit To Become a Stand Up Comedian

San Antonio Spurs Get Swept By The Phoenix Suns - Coach Greg Popovich Plans To Quit To Become a Stand Up Comedian

SAN ANTONIO - San Antonio Spurs Coach Greg Popovich had said at the beginning of the NBA season that his San Antonio Spurs had so much talent that if they did not win the whole enchilada (championship), he would quit as coach. The Suns swept the S...

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Funny story: NBA's Biggest Cry Babies Revealed

NBA's Biggest Cry Babies Revealed

Before Carlos Boozer leaves the locker room, he walks in front of the mirror and says, "I am a special, kind, talented person and mean words can't hurt me anymore. I am a somebody." This has been a ritual for Boozer over the past three seasons as...

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Funny story: NBA: Normal names record set

NBA: Normal names record set

Mahmainman Taft, LaJesus Johnson, and Jadave Rightious combined for 102 points to help the Nogales Border Guards win game one of the NBA Pacific South Western Conference play-offs. The lead changed twelve times in the 3rd quarter until Rigatonni...

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Funny story: NBA Sports Announcer Marv Albert Suspended For His Watermelon Remark

NBA Sports Announcer Marv Albert Suspended For His Watermelon Remark

NEW ORLEANS - Veteran National Basketball Association sports announcer Marv Albert has been suspended by the NBA for a remark he made during the New Orleans Hornets - Cleveland Cavaliers game. Albert who thought that his microphone was off remarke...

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Funny story: Kraken Eats Apollo Anton Ohno As He Wins 20th Olympic Metal!

Kraken Eats Apollo Anton Ohno As He Wins 20th Olympic Metal!

Ok not really, but that is what these lame sports/movie tie-in commercials seem to show. It was first seen during the NBA Finals where Kobe Bryant turns into a Orc. Now, during the Olympics there is a Kraken that is about to eat Apollo Anton Ohn...

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Funny story: NBA All-Star Game Sets Attendance Record - 108,713!

NBA All-Star Game Sets Attendance Record - 108,713!

DALLAS - Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones' $1.15 billion Cowboy Stadium was the host of the 59th National Basketball Association's All-Star Game. The game was turned into a combination basketball game, music concert, and circus. Rhythm and blue...

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Funny story: Basketball Association Cannot Find Player Who Uses Condoms To Advertise New Team Prophylactic Line.

Basketball Association Cannot Find Player Who Uses Condoms To Advertise New Team Prophylactic Line.

The Local Basketball Association has just introduced its latest merchandising scam, ...er..., product line - assorted condoms denoting all the professional American basketball teams. Each condom is colored with a team logo. "With these babies...

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Funny story: Glenn Beck Says Blacks Are Not African-Americans - Charlize Theron However Is

Glenn Beck Says Blacks Are Not African-Americans - Charlize Theron However Is

NEW YORK CITY - Glenn "Insert Foot In Mouth Again" Beck stated on his radio show that black people who say that they are African-Americans are making a bogus statement. He said that they were born in America and are therefore Black Americans where...

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Funny story: Search of NBA Players Lockers Find Only Three Without Handguns

Search of NBA Players Lockers Find Only Three Without Handguns

In light of the recent news stories about a gun stand off between two NBA players in their locker room, the NBA (National Basketball Association) has announced that they have searched all lockers in all arenas. Results of the search found handguns o...

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Funny story: NBA Players Gilbert Arenas and Javaris Crittenton To Meet On Main Street At High Noon

NBA Players Gilbert Arenas and Javaris Crittenton To Meet On Main Street At High Noon

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Two NBA basketball players reportedly each drew a pistol on the other in the urinal room of the Washington Nationals dressing room. A witness, Finnster "Broomstick" Fickler, who works as the nighttime custodian at The Verizon Ce...

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Funny story: NBA Star Ron Artest Admits To Having Hennessy At Halftime

NBA Star Ron Artest Admits To Having Hennessy At Halftime

NBA star and volatile player Ron Artest has admitted to having Hennessy at halftime of several of his college and professional basketball games. The Hennessy he was speaking of, however, was not the alcoholic beverage bottled in France. "It was a...

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Funny story: The National Basketball Association Sues the Creator of National Breast Apprecation Day!

The National Basketball Association Sues the Creator of National Breast Apprecation Day!

Chili Verde, New Mexico: The National Basketball Association (NBA) is filing a lawsuit against 'writer' Jalepenoman. Jalepenoman is the creator and marketing mastermind behind the new fictitious holiday, National Breast Appreciation Day. The acron...

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Funny story: National Breast Appreciation Day Under Fire From National Basketball Association

National Breast Appreciation Day Under Fire From National Basketball Association

Organisers of the very first event in the US to celebrate the familiar form and much-loved pastime of women's breasts, have attracted criticism from top brass at the National Basketball Association for using the same acronym as the jumping sporting s...

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Funny story: NBA Star Richard Jefferson Says, "I Don't"

NBA Star Richard Jefferson Says, "I Don't"

NEW YORK CITY - Former New Jersey Net player and now San Antonio Spur Richard Jefferson was a 'no show' at his own wedding. Jefferson called the whole thing off just 17 minutes before the thing was to have occurred. His fiancee, the gorgeous an...

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Funny story: The NBA Finals To Go To A Best 16 Out Of 28 Format

The NBA Finals To Go To A Best 16 Out Of 28 Format

MANHATTAN, New York - The NBA which has seen a huge decline in fan attendance as well as an extreme decline in season ticket holders has announced that in order to generate more revenue it will be going from a best 4 out of 7 Finals format to a best...

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