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Funny story: Otherwise Normal Man Cannot Stop Assessing Structural Stability of Surroundings

Otherwise Normal Man Cannot Stop Assessing Structural Stability of Surroundings

SALT LAKE CITY, UTAH - Citing a lifelong concern with security as a possible explanation, local man Tom Gallant has explained that he is unable to prevent himself from judging the quality of nearby buildings and items even when social norms would pre...

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Funny story: "Woodman, Spare That Tree!"

"Woodman, Spare That Tree!"

One of the best feuds to surface since the famous Hatfield and McCoys has erupted in the aptly named, one horse town of, Western Mill,near Plymouth. Seemingly, it all started way back in 1991 when broody,overweight, blond, blue-eyed East German ma...

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Funny story: Middle Aged Harlingen Man Finally Making Peace With Life as a Convenience Store Clerk

Middle Aged Harlingen Man Finally Making Peace With Life as a Convenience Store Clerk

HARLINGEN, TX - Local 7-11 convenience store clerk, Oshira bin Habib has finally made peace with his life after nearly 19 years in his position. "I had hoped to make an impact on the world in a memorable way", Habib lamented. "I suppose I was just ne...

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Funny story: Local Man Reduced To Jibbering Wreck After A Walk up The Shops

Local Man Reduced To Jibbering Wreck After A Walk up The Shops

Local man, Martin Shuttlecock was recovering quietly at home this afternoon, after a walk up the shops to buy more beer left him a quivering, jibbering wreck, hopelessly consumed by a prolonged bout of hysterical laughter - otherwise known as 'pissin...

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Funny story: Court Action Shrinks Buses

Court Action Shrinks Buses

A sleepy town in Hampshire is reeling at news that their new bus link has been trashed from the Court of Appeal. Hampshire County Council are pressing forward with a new 3 mile bus lane between the towns of Gosport and Fareham but have admitted th...

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Funny story: Area Man Changes Name

Area Man Changes Name

SAN FRANCISCO, CA - "Area Man" filed a petition with the California Northern District Court today to have his name changed to "Aria Mann". Area discovered that he was a female trapped in a man's body and recently underwent sex-reassignment surgery...

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Funny story: Omaha Man Believed to Be Last Demographic Hold-Out

Omaha Man Believed to Be Last Demographic Hold-Out

Marketers and researchers scratched their heads again this week as the most intensive efforts yet to profile an Omaha, Nebraska man once again proved futile. Roger Talmack, 33, a resident from Mason St. in Morton Meadows, is now believed to be the...

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Funny story: Local Man Stunned By Wife's Arrival

Local Man Stunned By Wife's Arrival

A Leeds man was stunned yesterday when his wife came home from work at the usual time. Lorcan O'Twat was so surprised by the incident that he had to sit down and have a stiff whisky to revive himself. The incident occurred at around 6pm as Mr O...

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Funny story: Local man switches cell/mobile phone provider three times in one year

Local man switches cell/mobile phone provider three times in one year

In a shock news announcement today, a man admitted to changing his provider three times within a twelve month period. A statement which brought gasps of disbelief from his co-workers. Gomez Sanchez says "I knew the dude for a while now, he just di...

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Funny story: Local man has lazy Sunday while girlfriend away

Local man has lazy Sunday while girlfriend away

In a shock announcement this afternoon, a local man admitted, in broad daylight, in front of customers and staff at a local shop that he had done nothing of significance all day long. Shopkeeper, Mrs Agoraki, who was behind the counter of the corn...

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Funny story: Bob Borman Can't Sleep

Bob Borman Can't Sleep

Save yourself the time if you're expecting a comedy with this one. Just a story about a bad week on the road. It was a repeat occurrence on a Sunday night before an early flight out, but this week was supposed to be easier than the last eight. Nothing was on his schedule for the week that should have elevated his stress level. "Here we are again" he thought. He looked towards the glowing...

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Funny story: Local Man Abducted By Crazy People In Winchester On Friday The 13th

Local Man Abducted By Crazy People In Winchester On Friday The 13th

Local man, Martin Shuttlecock was resting quietly at home this weekend following a terrifying Friday the 13th experience in the historic Hampshire city of Winchester, where he was forcefully abducted by a bunch of crazy people, forced into performing...

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Funny story: Local woman cooks too much dinner

Local woman cooks too much dinner

An Enfield resident has been reported to have cooked too much dinner for herself. Allegedly, her boyfriend, who also shared the meal, claimed he was "fine " with the portion served. 'I was happy with the size of my dinner' said her boyfriend, a...

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Funny story: Local Man Has Trouble Wiping Arse

Local Man Has Trouble Wiping Arse

Local man Charlie Browne has a very sensitive bottom. Due to this disability, Charlie struggles to even wipe his backside correctly. "We've tried every brand of toilet paper - from the extra soft variety to the sandpapery stuff you'd find in ca...

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Funny story: Local Man Slams Wife On Saturday Night TV

Local Man Slams Wife On Saturday Night TV

Local man Martin Shuttlecock last night slammed his wife on national TV. Well, not actually on national TV, more regarding the quality - or lack of it - on a UK national network. On a Saturday night. As is the accepted norm in the Shuttlecock hous...

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Funny story: Local Man In Tree Trauma Incident

Local Man In Tree Trauma Incident

Local man, Martin Shuttlecock, hasn't had a great deal to shout about recently, as he recovers from a traumatic accident involving a lamp post and the London Ambulance Service. For a time, things got even worse, as wife Anne sustained a soft tissu...

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Funny story: Local Man On The Mend - Enjoys Strange Afternoon At Country Inn

Local Man On The Mend - Enjoys Strange Afternoon At Country Inn

Local man, Martin Shuttlecock, currently recovering from a beer wound to the thumb, today ventured out of the house with a dual purpose. Part one of today's expedition involved delivering a sick note to his employer. Shuttlecock was not warmly received, but he didn't really care, because part two of the expedition involved a visit to a country inn in most pleasant surroundings. Like a river,...

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