The Football Association has acted swiftly and decisively to quell a brewing riot over a challenge made by Chelsea star Jose Bosingwa in Sunday's Premiership battle at Anfield. Bosingwa nade the challenge on Liverpool's Yossi Benayoun which would...
In an amazing press conference at Old Trafford following this morning's training session, Manchester United manager Sir Alex Ferguson raised the bar on Manc - Scouse non relationships. "Just listen tae this," he told assembled press veterans, as h...
Fans who were sitting near Robbie Keane at Anfield last Sunday during the Liverpool v. Chelsea game, have said that even before his transfer back to White Hart Lane had been announced, the player was wearing a Tottenham scarf around his neck. Kean...
A number of British banks have pointed to the "erratic" and "poorly executed" business decisions made by Liverpool FC and specifically Rafa Benitez today. The statements came almost immediately after Robbie Keane, bought by Liverpool in the summer...
Robbie Keane, the striker who Liverpool signed from Tottenham Hotspur last summer, is furious tonight after the Merseyside club announced that he has been sold back to Spurs against his will. Despite being loved by the White Hart Lane faithful, Ke...
As Manchester United opened up a 5-point gap at the top of the Premier League yesterday, football analysts were saying that today's game at Anfield between Liverpool and Chelsea could effectively be a play-off for second spot. United are looking a...
Liverpool players, and officials were shocked when Brazilian international Lucas Levia, broke down halfway through training at Melwood, and admitted he was a hobbit. After attempting to clear the ball on three occassions and hitting air instead, t...
NHS bosses today convened an extraordinary meeting following what can only be described as an epidemic of septic finger outbreaks on Merseyside. "The red half of Merseyside is bricking it," hospital administrator Wack McSoflaar told us. "Reds are...
Cardiff City striker Robbie Fowler will not now miss the FA Cup fourth round replay against Arsenal after being mistakenly arrested when cocaine, with a potential value of up to £120,000, was thought to have been discovered inside a consignment of fo...
Deadline: Rome - Following several aborted attempts to buy ailing premiership football club, Liverpool, the Dubai Exploit This Western Recession And Milk It Group have announced proposals to flash the cash at one of Christianity's most revered symbol...
Liverpool FC manager Rafael "Rafa" Benítez, aged 48 resigned in a suprise announcement live on air today, following the second draw with local rivals Everton FC in the FA Cup. Having announced the news with Sky Sports, Rafa explained that he had r...
Several furniture stores in South London appear to have bucked the current economic trend, and have reported a marked increase in the sales of living room furniture, particularly armchairs and footstools, says a report. Two stores, Feather & B...
Steven Gerrard, the Liverpool captain, received the worst news possible this morning, when Anfield officials, keen to nip media criticism of the star in the bud, fined the midfielder two weeks' wages. The fine is a massive blow for Gerrard, who wa...
There was good news for Steven Gerrard today, when hundreds of Liverpool's staunchest supporters made a tremendous gesture towards the Anfield club and their captain when they said they would happily go to pison and serve time for him so that he coul...
The cause of the bar room brawl, which saw Liverpool star Steven Gerrard and 4 associates arrested and held in custody, has been revealed. Alledgedly a 'Daphne & Celeste' song was requested for the Liverpool star.. The DJ's announcement 'i kno...
Following his release from police custody last night, Liverpool captain Steven Gerrard found himself in more hot water as he found himself going up the disciplinary route at work. A disciplinary hearing was held this morning at Anfield, chaired by...
Steve Gerrard, the Liverpool and England footballer, has been charged with assault and affray after an incident at a Merseyside nightclub and restaurant in the early hours of Monday morning, and may face a ban of up to three matches. Gerrard, 28,...
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