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Funny story: Justin Bieber, Ke$ha, and Big Time Rush To Perform At A "I'm Outta Jail Party" For Lindsay Lohan

Justin Bieber, Ke$ha, and Big Time Rush To Perform At A "I'm Outta Jail Party" For Lindsay Lohan

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Lindsay Lohan, the former convict (#362436), said that her ex-boyfriend Samantha "Boy-Boy" Ronson is throwing her a big "I'm Outta Jail Party." Ronson has booked L.A.'s Staples Center, home of the Los Angeles Lakers for the big s...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan's New Movie "Inferno: A Linda Lovelace Story" Expected To Really Suck In The Movie Goers, Ah Make That Bring In The Movie Goers

Lindsay Lohan's New Movie "Inferno: A Linda Lovelace Story" Expected To Really Suck In The Movie Goers, Ah Make That Bring In The Movie Goers

HOLLYWOOD - Lindsay Lohan, the ex-con has finally made a movie. After going for two years without appearing in a film, the little lost girl known as LiLo will be portraying the very talented Linda Lovelace in Matthew Wilder's Inferno: A Linda Lovelac...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Plans To Go To Winehouse After Serving Time

Lindsay Lohan Plans To Go To Winehouse After Serving Time

Lindsay Lohan told reporters this morning that, after 14 hours she was off her hunger strike. She also mentioned that she had to go to rehab after her stay in jail and after that, she might join s friend for seclusion at Amy Winehouse's residence.

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Released From Prison and Vows To Never Again Rob Another Bank - Oops!

Lindsay Lohan Released From Prison and Vows To Never Again Rob Another Bank - Oops!

LOS ANGELES - Noah Westbunker, warden of The Zsa Zsa Gabor Prison For Women, opened the cell door to jail cell #69, and escorted prisoner #362436, aka Lindsay Lohan to the front iron gate and freedom. Warden Westbunker removed Lohan's handcuffs, a...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan 'Nearly Blind'

Lindsay Lohan 'Nearly Blind'

US actress, Lindsay Lohan, released from jail yesterday after serving more than two weeks out of the rays of the sun, is nearly blind according to medical staff who were present just prior to her release. Lohan, 24, staggered out of the Century Re...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Released At Last!

Lindsay Lohan Released At Last!

It might seem to some that poor Lindsay Lohan has been in prison forever - and a day! - but yesterday, the US actress was finally released from jail after serving more than two weeks of a 90-day sentence. Lohan, 24, had entered the all-female Los...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan on the Run

Lindsay Lohan on the Run

Los Angeles County Sheriff officials were stunned today when they discovered that the prisoner they believed to be actress Lindsay Lohan, was in fact her twin sister from Disney's "The Parent Trap." The actresses, who have not seen each other since...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Seeing Dead People In Cell

Lindsay Lohan Seeing Dead People In Cell

On her fifth day in the slammer, Lindsay Lohan now claims that the cell is haunted. "I'm not on anything either..I mean anything that's illegal. Just take my 14 regular pills", stated the wide-eyed actress. Asked what exactly she had seen, Lind...

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Funny story: Inmate Lindsay "Lips of Love" Lohan (#362436) Has A Brand New Prison 'Boyfriend' - LaTunga "Da Daddy" Ferguson

Inmate Lindsay "Lips of Love" Lohan (#362436) Has A Brand New Prison 'Boyfriend' - LaTunga "Da Daddy" Ferguson

LOS ANGELES - The warden of The Zsa Zsa Gabor Prison For Women, Noah Westbunker, has verified the rumor that inmate Lindsay Lohan has in fact become the girlfriend of fellow inmate LaTunga "Da Daddy" Ferguson (#270193). Ferguson is imprisoned on c...

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Funny story: Wikileaks do Lohan

Wikileaks do Lohan

Washington, USA. Within hours of Wikileaks producing piles of leaked confidential documents on the war on terror in Afghanistan, the feared organisation has produced 20 000 documents detailing the lustful trysts that actress Lindsay Lohan got herself...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan On Hunger Strike

Lindsay Lohan On Hunger Strike

Lindsay Lohan, who began serving her jail sentence last week, has apparently gone on a hunger strike. "She refused to eat her food this morning", stated a guard at lunch break. "Of course some of her visitors have brought her candy and stuff. No w...

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Funny story: The Female Convicts At The Zsz Zsa Gabor Prison For Females Have Named Lindsay Lohan As The Inmate With The Most Luscious Mouth

The Female Convicts At The Zsz Zsa Gabor Prison For Females Have Named Lindsay Lohan As The Inmate With The Most Luscious Mouth

LOS ANGELES - After being incarcerated at L.A.'s Zsa Zsa Gabor Prison For Women for less than a week, the newest prisoner at Zsa Zsa has just been named by her fellow convicts as The Inmate With The Most Luscious Mouth. Warden Noah Westbunker was...

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Funny story: Paris Hilton Visits Lindsay Lohan & Forgets Which One Is Jailed

Paris Hilton Visits Lindsay Lohan & Forgets Which One Is Jailed

Deputy Harrison Cockrill stated that he had never seen anything like it before. "This facilities has become a zoo. Ever since that Lohan gal got here, there's been so many in and out, SHE could have walked out at any time and I'd never know any di...

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Funny story: Fidel Castro, Brother of The Cuban President, Says Cuba Will Exchange Lindsay Lohan For 173 Cuban Held U.S. Prisoners

Fidel Castro, Brother of The Cuban President, Says Cuba Will Exchange Lindsay Lohan For 173 Cuban Held U.S. Prisoners

HAVANA - The ex-president of Cuba, Fidel Castro, has stated that his brother, Raul, the new president of Cuba, has authorized him to negotiate for the exchange of prisoners between the United States and Cuba. Fidel stated that his country, which p...

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Funny story: Los Angeles Police Uncover A Plot That Had Lindsay Lohan Being Busted Out of Prison By Paris Hilton, Nicole Richie, and Samantha Ronson

Los Angeles Police Uncover A Plot That Had Lindsay Lohan Being Busted Out of Prison By Paris Hilton, Nicole Richie, and Samantha Ronson

LOS ANGELES - The LAPD working on tips from 139 different anonymous informants have reported that they have uncovered a semi-elaborate plot that would have had Lindsay Lohan escaping from The Zsa Zsa Gabor Prison For Women. The female perps who ar...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Claims Mary Kennedy Should Rot in Jail

Lindsay Lohan Claims Mary Kennedy Should Rot in Jail

When Lindsay Lohan heard the news that Mary Kennedy, wife of Robert F. Kennedy, Jr. (don't even try to figure out which one he is) got nary so much as a slap on the wrist for driving drunk in May of this year, Lohan was furious. "Just who the hell...

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Funny story: Robert Kennedy Jr. Wife Pleads Guilty Of DUI Again! Pleads For Mercy!

Robert Kennedy Jr. Wife Pleads Guilty Of DUI Again! Pleads For Mercy!

Although Mary Kennedy is in the midst of a divorce with Robert Kennedy Jr., she will be busy now settling with a judge on her most recent DUI case. In court, she once again pleaded guilty to a lesser charge (Jaywalking), but this time she will hav...

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