Gordon Brown currently a contender for the worlds ugliest person said today "I love Lady Gaga", but his wife has now told him that number ten will not be the only house he will have to vacate. Father Ted of Craggy Island when told of Brown's infa...
Lady Gaga claims she is bigger than Madonna but she is only 5ft 1", while Madonna is 5ft 4" tall, three inches taller. When advised of the height difference she said "I am still bigger than Madonna I weigh 110lbs, whereas Madonna weighs only 100lb...
James Cameroon announced today that he will team up with Louis Letterrear for the next 3-D blockbuster 'Clash of the Avatars' starring none other than the hottest Hollywood couple going Rob Pattinson and Kristen Stewart. In addition to the twilig...
I wasn't going to write anymore today but, god damn it, The Spoof is making me. So.. In News Today Sandra Bullocks responds to rumors about having a sex tape with her husband. I know denial when I see it. Plus Hollywood sex tapes are nothing special anyway, so no need to give a shit. I mean, come one, you're famous. Hire James Cameron to shoot it or something. What else is interesting the...
Lady Gaga claims that she was laughed at and bullied in school, when she appeared to do her latest sexy photo shoot. GaGa said "School Bullies called me fat and laughed at my appearance". With here eccentric outfits, and outrageous make up now mil...
A very angry Lady Gaga last night insisted that she was not in love with Manchester United midfield dynamo Paul Scholes. She told reporters that she didn't even know who the heck Paul Scholes is, let alone that she's fallen head over heels in love wi...
Several members of the public today came forward to state that they had seen Dancing Derek Hough out on the town with musical luminaries, Lady Gaga and Sarah Harding, in what has been described in some quarters as a 'secret tryst.' Dancing Derek,...
After filming her raunchy prison video, Lady Gaga, enjoyed her time so much amongst the horny, female prisoners she demanded to stay a night or two in the slammer. She offered the prison director, Lady Maud Clit-Suck, a bribe and a part in her vid...
Pixie Lott the multi talented actress,dancer ,singer, songwriter was seen out in London yesterday buying Easter Eggs. Pixie Lott was out buying Easter Eggs for family and friends but there are a lot of reports that she picks a lot of Easter Eggs and...
With uncertainty clouding the issue of whether or not Girls Aloud will all be able to gather in one place to work on the new album they're under contract to make, Cheryl Cole has arranged for replacement singers in case of emergencies. The other f...
Janet Jackson, sister of that weird one Jackson who died last year was left blinking in the headlights like a cornered potting shed technician today after telling Lady Gaga to "chillax." Jackson's kindly words of advice came after Gaga came over a...
Thyme Magazine this week named Twilight sweethearts Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart, along with pop/fashion icon Lady Gaga, among the World's Most Influential People. Which is comforting to know. Global celebrations erupted as campaigners...
Lady Gaga says that falling for Sir Elton John was the most natural thing in the world. "It seems to me to be a perfect match. Elton and I share many things, I guess you would say. I mean, who's the head of glamour rock but Elton, maybe Adam Lambe...
A talented young British actress/singer, Pixie Lott, is all set to become the latest big deal in showbusiness. Although still in her teens, Pixie Lott appears to have it all going on. And Pixie fans are confident that their idol will rise to a hig...
Lady Gaga, who is alleged to have the worlds biggest collection of hats, is wanting to buy Nanny McPhee's hat to add to her growing collection. After watching the Movie Nanny McPhee and the Big Bang, Lady Gaga is reported to have exclaimed: "I mu...
Lady Gaga has now had work done on her teeth and is walking around with a set of Gold Teeth probably to promote the track called TEETH on her MONSTER BALL TOUR. Meanwhile Grand National winning jockey Liam Treadwell has got himself a nice new set...
OTTAWA - CANADA: It's official! Lady GaGa has been dethroned by America's top drag queen Ann Coulter. With 'her' decidedly unfeminine Adam's apple bobbing furiously in her scrawny chickeny throat; ridiculous Barbara Cartlandy false eyelashes and un...
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