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Funny story: Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart to make new Dr Who Movie

Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart to make new Dr Who Movie

Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart are being considered for a new Dr Who Movie called Davros and The Daleks invade earth. Pattinson is to play Dr Who and Stewart is to be his assistant. Previous Dr Who Movies included Dr Who And the Daleks and...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart to make Romeo & Juliet Movie

Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart to make Romeo & Juliet Movie

Robert Pattinson & Kirsten Stewart are to make a new Movie version of Romeo & Juliet according to the latest news coming from Hollywood. The last well known version of Romeo & Juliet was the 1996 Movie starring Leonardo DiCaprio and Clai...

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Funny story: Kristen Stewart Was Pregnant Insists Australian Tabloid

Kristen Stewart Was Pregnant Insists Australian Tabloid

It was all front page news last year when the story broke by the Australian tabloid, "The Weekly Snatch" saying that Kristen Stewart was pregnant by Robert Pattinson. Then it all blew over and the tabloid was discredited. Now they are back and ins...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart meet the wise woman

Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart meet the wise woman

Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart took a flight to London yesterday after someone advised them to check TheSpoof.com and read the magazine article about the wise woman. The Wise Woman lives in London in Trafalgar Square and feeds the pigeons...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart visit Eskimos in Alaska

Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart visit Eskimos in Alaska

Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart visited Eskimos in Alaska yesterday as part of a plan to see if everybody in the World knew who they were. After speaking to dozens of Eskimos in their Igloos it became quite clear in fact 100% clear Eskimos...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart Who are you?

Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart Who are you?

Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart who are you seems to be the question asked by most people in Scotland. We done surveys in Edinburgh and Glasgow and 90% of people over 40 did not know who they were. For people who said they did not know who...

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Funny story: Ouija board cast Kristen 'Wankers Titters' Stewart for 'Wet, Toilsome Lechery' says director

Ouija board cast Kristen 'Wankers Titters' Stewart for 'Wet, Toilsome Lechery' says director

Hollywood - (Salacious Mess): A cryptic ouija board message predicted Twilight star Kirsten Stewart would be a box office smash hit, Hollywood director Jake Scott revealed today. He cast her in his Berlin Film Festival movie Welcome to the Rileys...

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Funny story: Kristen Stewart NOT Allergic To Robert Pattinson's Penis

Kristen Stewart NOT Allergic To Robert Pattinson's Penis

Kristen Stewart acted swiftly today to absolutely deny internet reports which claimed that she was allergic to Robert Pattinson's penis. The actor, Bella in the Twilight franchise to RobPattz's Edward Cullen said that she had an idea that the inte...

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Funny story: Tipsy Robert Pattinson Gives Kristen Stewart Some Pickled Baloney

Tipsy Robert Pattinson Gives Kristen Stewart Some Pickled Baloney

A friend of Robert Pattinson says that three of them were with Robert Pattinson last Saturday night and that all four of them had "spent too much time at a bar, talking and eating boiled eggs and drinking beer. "We honestly didn't know we were a...

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Funny story: Taylor Lautner/Kristen Stewart/Stretch Armstrong Mystery Deepens

Taylor Lautner/Kristen Stewart/Stretch Armstrong Mystery Deepens

Internet confusion reigned Monday as Kristen Stewart announced that she would be starring in the upcoming Stretch Armstrong movie, apparently in error. Taylor Lautner, her Twilight co-star is the one who is actually appearing in Stretch, as report...

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Funny story: Old Video Of Kristen Stewart Catching Up With Her?

Old Video Of Kristen Stewart Catching Up With Her?

If you've noticed a cooling of affections between Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart after the completion of their last Twilight movie, rumor is that there's a video made when Kristen was 17 out there somewhere. Exactly what is on the video, eve...

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Funny story: Kristen Stewart Gets Green Light From Rob Pattinson Over New Movie Project

Kristen Stewart Gets Green Light From Rob Pattinson Over New Movie Project

Kristen Stewart has proved beyond all doubt that there is life after the Twilight franchise as she entered into discussions to play the leading role in a proposed new movie based around 1970's kids' action figure 'Stretch Armstrong.' Miss Stewart'...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Heat Up Vancouver With Their Love Affair!

Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Heat Up Vancouver With Their Love Affair!

VANCOUVER - The two stars of The Twilight Saga: New Moon spent their last day and night in Vancouver secluded in their $4,000 a day Canadian Snow Queen Hotel room. The couple had earlier attended a Kings of Leon concert at Vancouver's General Patt...

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Funny story: Ashley Greene Claims She Is Not Pregnant, Maybe It's Kristen

Ashley Greene Claims She Is Not Pregnant, Maybe It's Kristen

Asley Greene or Alice Cullen in the Twilight movies says that she is definitely not pregnant and that she believes Kristen Stewart was behind the rumor. "I don't see why she won't let down a bit. She seems jealous about all the attention I'm getti...

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Funny story: Both Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart Hate Term "Twi-hards"

Both Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart Hate Term "Twi-hards"

Whoever came up with the term "Twi-Hards" for the actors and loyal fans is not appreciated by either, according to movie Insiders and a poll of fans. "It's like 'Brangelina". I bet Brad and Angelina hated that term", stated one fan called in the s...

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Funny story: Kristen Stewart Called a Moron By Charlene Boll

Kristen Stewart Called a Moron By Charlene Boll

Charlene Boll was not exactly favorable in her remarks about the Twilight favorite in her review of the movie 'The Runaways' and how Kristen came across at the Sundance Film Festival last week. On the other hand, she thought her co-star Dakota Fan...

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Funny story: Naked Woman, Who Looked Like Kristen Stewart, Goes Free

Naked Woman, Who Looked Like Kristen Stewart, Goes Free

A woman who walked naked into a doughnut shop for a drunken bet, she claimed, escaped a jail sentence Friday. Although she claims that it wasn't her, Kristen Stweart was identified by several witnesses as the nude gal that caused one of them to ha...

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