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Funny story: Royal couple opts for "pot-luck" wedding

Royal couple opts for "pot-luck" wedding

In an effort to separate theirs from the reigning capitalist paradigm, William and Kate have decided to plan a multi-cultural eco-friendly wedding. Guests have been sent their food assignments rumored to include things like fried chicken, potato...

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Funny story: Kate Middleton Says The "Nude" Photos of Her Are Not Really Her - Prince William Agrees

Kate Middleton Says The "Nude" Photos of Her Are Not Really Her - Prince William Agrees

LONDON - A group of photos which have been making the rounds lately proporting to be of Kate Middleton are fake according to the woman who should know, Kate Middleton. Middleton said that she first learned of the photos when she received a text message from her future grandmother-in-law Elizabeth. Kate was so shocked to see the word "Nude" on her cell phone screen that she dropped the phone...

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Funny story: Galliano Is Still Making Kate's Dress

Galliano Is Still Making Kate's Dress

John Galliano is still going to make Kate Middleton's Wedding dress. Or at least, that's what she keeps saying. But insiders at Buckingham Palace have admitted that something is seriously wrong with this statement. The statement appears to be...

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Funny story: Bashful Kate Middleton admits "I've written a romcom!"

Bashful Kate Middleton admits "I've written a romcom!"

London - Publishers and literary agents are falling over themselves to get a read of the manuscript that's the best kept secret in the literary universe. Apparently Kate Middleton's written a sexy, romantic love story which at first glance is a re...

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Funny story: Jemima Khan Denies She Was Excluded From The Royal Wedding Because She Remarked That Kate Middleton Recently Wore Socks That Did Not Match

Jemima Khan Denies She Was Excluded From The Royal Wedding Because She Remarked That Kate Middleton Recently Wore Socks That Did Not Match

LONDON - British socialite, human rights activist, and journalist Jemima Khan has denied that the reason she was not invited to Prince William and Kate Middleton's wedding on April 29, is because she recently told a reporter for Tickety Boo News that...

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Funny story: Kate Middleton Dress Speculation Latest

Kate Middleton Dress Speculation Latest

Speculation over who will design the dress in which Kate Middleton will marry Prince William is reaching 'crescendo level' this week, after a host of top British designers met in London to discuss the project. Speaking backstage at the London Fash...

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Funny story: Sarah Ferguson, "The Duchess of York" Confesses That She Now Regrets Not Having Worn Socks During Her 1992 Tryst With John Bryan

Sarah Ferguson, "The Duchess of York" Confesses That She Now Regrets Not Having Worn Socks During Her 1992 Tryst With John Bryan

LONDON - Sarah Margaret Ferguson recently stated to a reporter for The Tickety Boo News that in her 51 years she has probably had more ups and downs that the American stock market. The Marylebone, London native spoke candidly with Neville Twickenb...

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Funny story: Buckingham Palace Mails Out 1,900 Wedding Invitations - Sarah Ferguson, The Duchess of York Does Not Get One

Buckingham Palace Mails Out 1,900 Wedding Invitations - Sarah Ferguson, The Duchess of York Does Not Get One

LONDON - Some of the world's richest, most popular, and most influential people will be in attendance on April 29 at the wedding of Prince William and Kate Middleton. David and Victoria (The Beckhams) will be in attendance. David and Samantha (Cam...

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Funny story: Prince William's Royal Wedding list is published

Prince William's Royal Wedding list is published

Now that the Royal Wedding invitations have been issued to all the relatives, VIP's, friends, hangers-on and Palmer-Tomkinsons, Prince William and Kate Middleton have issued their wedding list. Rumour has it that the happy couple would have prefer...

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Funny story: Queen Elizabeth II Has Booked The Rolling Stones To Play At Prince William and Kate Middleton's Wedding Reception

Queen Elizabeth II Has Booked The Rolling Stones To Play At Prince William and Kate Middleton's Wedding Reception

LONDON - Queen Elizabeth II has informed the media that she has booked one of the greatest rock and roll bands off all time, The Rolling Stones to perform at her grandson William and her future granddaughter-in-law Kate's wedding reception. Accord...

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Funny story: Spoof Writers sending special Wedding Gift to Kate and William

Spoof Writers sending special Wedding Gift to Kate and William

A group of Top Spoof Writers are sending a very special wedding gift to Kate and Prince William. Apparently it is a book of all spoofs written about Kate and William since their engagement was announced. This one off book will be bound in burgun...

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Funny story: Prince William Is Royally Thrilled Over The New "Kiss Me Kate" Beer

Prince William Is Royally Thrilled Over The New "Kiss Me Kate" Beer

MAIDENHEAD, England - The Windsor Castle Brewing Company of Maidenhead has announced that it will soon be distributing its latest product Kiss Me Kate Beer. Head brewer Chichester Croxtonworth told a reporter for Tickety Boo News that he worked di...

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Funny story: Simon Cowell Wants Kate Middleton To Take Cheryl Cole's Place On X-Factor

Simon Cowell Wants Kate Middleton To Take Cheryl Cole's Place On X-Factor

LONDON - Simon Cowell, the man who has the Midas touch has let it be known that he has asked Kate Middleton to be the new judge on X-Factor. The 51-year-old mogul who heads 19th Hole Productions has signed former X-Factor judge Cheryl Cole to be o...

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Funny story: Kate Middleton inflatable sex doll bombs

Kate Middleton inflatable sex doll bombs

London - (Barefaced Cheek): Sales of Kate Middleton blow-up sex dolls have dived following customer dissatisfaction with the toy's much-hyped lubricants. The $5,000 latex plaything is billed as coming with a state-of-the-art body-temperature gel d...

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Funny story: Kate Middleton Finally Reveals A Secret That She Has Never Expressed Before

Kate Middleton Finally Reveals A Secret That She Has Never Expressed Before

LONDON - With her wedding date fast approaching Kate Middleton has started to get somewhat nervous as evidenced by the fact that one day last week at a dinner party in Buckingham Palace honoring the Minogue sisters, Dannii and Kylie, she inadvertentl...

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Funny story: Suspicions Grow About Kate Middleton's Believability

Suspicions Grow About Kate Middleton's Believability

After several years in the public eye, Royal watchers are beginning to voice their concerns about Kate Middleton's perfection. No matter how hard they try, they just haven't been able to find any fault with her. She's not fat, she's not anorexi...

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Funny story: Prince William announces Stag Night

Prince William announces Stag Night

Prior to the royal wedding, and in keeping with general laddish behaviour, Buckingham Palace has announced details of the official Royal Stag night out to celebrate the young prince's last "nights of freedom". One of the Royal Household's men at a...

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