In a surprise move to appeal to Sarah Palin's critics, Republican presidential nominee John McCain proposes a 2% tax increase for Governors of states bordering Canada. The revenues will be used to fly Sarah Palin, or any of her relatives, to Tijuana...
Republican presidential candidate John McCain says he will "seek and destroy any hurricane that poses a threat to America." Democratic nominee Barack Obama was also questioned about his stance on hurricane issues during the recent "Weather Values For...
Statistics seem to prove that when a person walks out on his first wife because she is in a wheel chair, that POW is more likely to become a Republicant superstar. At first glance, one might think that because Republicant Papa Bush could pass the...
Barack Obama voted for legislation that would fund education for children aimed at protecting them from sex predators. Little did he know that the dark lord Rove would twist this sensible advocacy for US children into a sex scandal. Rove, Bush's...
Albuquerque F. Pettigrew, Jr, a spokesman for the McCain/Palin campaign has revealed that he plans to call Ann Wilson (Nancy's sister)in hopes of trying to convince her to allow their band "Heart" to become the 2008 GOP Republican Campaign's Official...
The following appeared in Out Yonder Illustrated Magazine. The Maverick-Barracuda Gang. From out of the Wild West comes one of the most feared "Outlaw/Inlaw" gangs that the land has ever seen. The McCain-Palin gang are certainly two of the most notorious "Punslingers" to have ever strapped on leather. They ride into town on the Straight Talk Stagecoach #2 and all of the townsfolk come...
Barack Obama in an apparent move to level the political "playground" has filed a complaint with the Department of Justice accusing rival, John McCain, of bullying him unfairly. The Department of Justice has so far not commented on the complaint, b...
Tombstone, Az - In a scene reminiscent of the old west, Hillary Clinton was in Tombstone, Arizona to give a speech to disgruntled former John McCain campaign workers when who should appear but Sarah Palin. "At first I wasn't sure that shrill voic...
Buoyed by enthusiastic conservative reaction to his nomination of newcomer, Alaska Governor Sara Palin, John McCain today took the unusual move of naming some of his Cabinet choices. Rick Davis, McCain's campaign manager denied the move was politica...
Washington AC/DC - (Rubber Ass Mess): GOP presidential hopeful John McCain played an absolute blinder today by promising US troops stationed in Iraq a free lifesize blow-up latex Sarah Palin doll in their Xmas stockings. Two models are available,...
After a week of tense and sometimes aggressive negotiations Hi There! Magazine has beaten out other high priced bidders and won the right to not publish pictures of Sarah Palins' baby. "It was the highest prices I've ever seen," said a magazine i...
Cindy McCain and I are relaxing in the sitting room of her delightful San Diego home when I ask her if the allegations she was called a trollop by John were true? "When John came back from Vietnam his wife was very different following the horrific car accident she suffered. But John suffered too; as he said at the time, 'there's no way I'm fucking that ugly cripple ,'" Cindy remembers. "So I...
Commandant Schmidt, one of Dark Lord Rove's cloned offspring has taken over the McCain War Room and now there is no room for the Maverick, free wheeling straight talk that has made McCain interesting. The new campaign style has the Arizona Senato...
Now that John McCain has hired campaign consultancy firm, Rove, Rape and Pillage Inc, the very outfit that roved, raped and pillaged his campaigns in 2000 and 2004, Chief Execution Officer Dark Lord Karl Rove has decided to apologize to his new clien...
US and A - Citing recent unclassified Pentagon documents, John McCain explained his reason for choosing Alaska Governor Sarah Palin as his running mate to Tom Brokaw on NBC's Meet the Press. "I chose Sarah for the sheer circumference of her vajayj...
Well, we could have told you, "I told you so!" So. we'll say it now. "I told you so!" So, here it is in all its breadth of titillation. After John McCain had delivered his acceptance speech last night in St. Paul as the Republican Party's candidat...
John McCain in yet another desperate attempt at luring dissed and disaffected Clinton supporters told the spoof.milf that he gave intimate support to first lady Clinton while Prez Bill had his who-Ha who-Had. I, POW McCain not only suffered in t...
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