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Funny story: Local Minister Challenges Congregation to Dress like Jesus at Christmas

Local Minister Challenges Congregation to Dress like Jesus at Christmas

The faithful of the First Christian Church of Seemed like a Good Idea at the Time have been appearing all over Coxswain, Iowa in a variety of Jesus get ups. Head Librarian Mae Buxom was arrested at the Coxswain Public Library for wearing too reve...

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Funny story: Biblical Scholars discover Red Nosed Rudolf was source for Jesus Myth

Biblical Scholars discover Red Nosed Rudolf was source for Jesus Myth

The story of the rejected misfit whose very weakness becomes the strength that saves the community was believed to be an historical feature of the gospels devoted to Jesus of Nazareth. Scholars have suggested that certain Greek, mandean and Palestine...

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Funny story: Barack Obama Born In Bethlehem

Barack Obama Born In Bethlehem

After much speculation in the US about the actual birthplace of President-elect, Barack Obama, it has been revealed that he was, in fact, born thousands of miles from the White House, both in distance, and in stature - he was born in a stable in Beth...

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Funny story: Jesus Healed Ten Leopards

Jesus Healed Ten Leopards

It has been claimed that Jesus once healed ten leopards, and so can add animal faith healing to his already impressive superhero's CV. He famously turned water into wine, putting his local off-licence Schmaddows out of business, walked across the...

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Funny story: Jesus is 2008 Toy Miracle Seller - Outsells Barbie!

Jesus is 2008 Toy Miracle Seller - Outsells Barbie!

This year's miracle seller has literally risen from the dead this season and broken all sales records. The Jesus doll, long considered somewhat naff and tacky, has been reincarnated for 2008 Christmas with a new look and a suite of miracle accesso...

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Funny story: Benedict on Defensive after Jesus No-show

Benedict on Defensive after Jesus No-show

Pope Bendedict XVI has defended his client Jesus Christ after his failure to turn up for his scheduled comeback appearance on the X-Factor final. Reacting to comments that "Even Britney turned up for her gig" Xvi claimed that Jesus had merely got...

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Funny story: X Factor Final: Shock Guest Revealed

X Factor Final: Shock Guest Revealed

X Factor fans are stunned at the announcement that Jesus Christ is to make a guest appearance on Saturday's final show. Christ is understood to have sought assurances that he will not be overshadowed by Simon Cowell, and after lengthy negotiations...

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Funny story: Christianity 'A Huge Lie', Jesus's Mother Claims

Christianity 'A Huge Lie', Jesus's Mother Claims

Jesus's mother, Mary, today shocked absolutely nobody when she revealed that the entire religion of Christianity is basically 'a massive fraud, invented by a used carpet salesman in Tarsus, you know, Paul Wotsisname. My boy rising from the dead, and...

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Funny story: Mary, Joseph and a Child Will Appear in Bethlehem to Help Boost US Economy: Obama

Mary, Joseph and a Child Will Appear in Bethlehem to Help Boost US Economy: Obama

Barack Obama has made some pretty utopian promises to the American people but his latest plan to bail out the economy tops them all. President elect Obama told the nation on Youtube that he has a great big surprise for them this Christmas morning...

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Funny story: Bush Declares Victory in the Middle East and The Second Coming of Christ

Bush Declares Victory in the Middle East and The Second Coming of Christ

Worst US President Bush gave a stirring victory speech at the Saban Forum this week. The only problem was that his administration has been the biggest loser in American and world history. His successor will inherit disaster and destruction in the Mid...

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Funny story: Live Baby Found in Manger

Live Baby Found in Manger

Bethleheim, Germany - A parish priest was shocked to find a live baby boy in the manger of his church's Christmas nativity scene today. Father Visual Halle-Lucinations made the shocking discovery in the early hours of the morning as he entered St...

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Funny story: John Lennon's Ghost: The Beatles Are Still More Famous Than JC

John Lennon's Ghost: The Beatles Are Still More Famous Than JC

Just as the Vatican announced that John Lennon could be forgiven for claiming that the Lads from Liverpool were more famous than the Lord, The ghost of Lennon appeared to tell the world that Boys from the British invasion now had even more fame than...

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Funny story: Religious Order of the Divine Will and Testament Collects Corpses' Social Security Checks until the Second Coming

Religious Order of the Divine Will and Testament Collects Corpses' Social Security Checks until the Second Coming

Christian fundamentalist and pyramid scheme, Order of the Divine Will and Testament professes that its belief in the resurrection of the dead at the Imminent Second coming of Christ entitles them to continue collecting the social securities checks of...

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Funny story: US Catholic Bishops Serve Sour Grapes Blood of Christ to Obama-Biden!

US Catholic Bishops Serve Sour Grapes Blood of Christ to Obama-Biden!

The US Catholic hierarchy has cast its forty pieces of silver with the pro-death penalty, war-mongering Republican party of the rich for decades now. The Democrat party whose policies conform most to Catholic social teaching in its defense of the...

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Funny story: Obama Performs First Miracle With French Fries And Fishes

Obama Performs First Miracle With French Fries And Fishes

Washington DC-- And so it came to pass that The One performed His first miracle on the first day of His Ascension. The Anointed One walked into the Mount Tabor Homeless Shelter on D Street. And He saw 5000 obese homeless people and He was humbled.

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Funny story: Sharp Reversal - Jesus Endorses McClain-Palin

Sharp Reversal - Jesus Endorses McClain-Palin

Heaven-GOP Vice Presidential candidate Sarah Palin appeared radiant after another behind-closed-doors meeting with, as she termed it: "My Savior." Earlier confirmed reports stated that Jesus had given the McClain-Palin ticket a thumbs down. Th...

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Funny story: Anne Rice goes from vampires to Jesus

Anne Rice goes from vampires to Jesus

Metro Transylvania - Authoress of phenomenally successful money-maker "Interview with a Vampire", the queen of hard-bitten fiction took all her enormous wealth from the vampire series and bought her soul back from Satan. Next, in the most strategi...

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