American President George W. Bush now insists that 'patience' is the key to success in Iraq.
MEXICO CITY, MEXICO--(SPAHNISHNOOSE) More than $200 million in U.S. cash from rug producers in one of the cities glitziest colonias was found today making it the biggest cash bust in the countries history, except for yesterdays bust...
BAGDAD -- It began simply enough. Children across the country started drives to collect Silly String to ship to troops in Iraq after learning it could be used to detect booby traps. Then, slowly but inexorably, things began spiraling out of contro...
The hopes of the American Defence Force, some of whom were looking forward to firing indiscriminately at whatever they felt like, have been dealt a severe blow. A coroner has ruled that the killing of Lance Corporal Matty Hull, by a US pilot, was &q...
BAGDAD -- During a recent trip to Tokyo, Vice President Dick Cheney spoke out against those in Congress advocating a withdrawal from Iraq. "I think if we were to do what they are suggesting, all we'll do is validate the al-Qaeda strategy,&...
In a news conference in Guatemala, President George W. Bush finally admitted that Iraq is in a state of civil war. "See," he said, "a civil war is when one part of a country is fighting against another part of the country and some of...
General Peter Pace, the Joint Chiefs Chief, has labeled homosexuality as immoral.
(Washington, D.C.) "I think people are using their freedom of speech with all these awards. We get the message." That was Dixie Chicks lead singer Natalie Maines' last words after accepting Album of the Year at the Grammy ceremony last...
I look into my Waterford Crystal Ball past the debacle in Iraq-al (the new name since the September '07 Al-Qaida victory), the collapse of the US economy, Walter Reed's condemnation by the Health Department and the indictment of the entire Bush administration for impersonating human beings. Into the '08 elections I gaze and there I see some really strange shit!...
Congressman Harry Reid has taken over Walters Reade-Reed Theater and Medical Hospital as Ceo and Chief Surgeon.
Embroiled in controversy over the inadequate care given to military patients in Iraq, Walter Reed suffered yet another setback today when Pvt. fc. Jonathan Byrne revealed that a month ago while at a Walter Reed hospital, he--and not a doctor--had sur...
Washington DC - Private investigators have determined that Halliburton Corporation has bilked the US taxpayers out of $3,000,000,000 in Iraq. When the proof was brought before members of Congress the majority displayed complete failure to investigat...
London- After six long years of research and seventeen million pounds of tax payers money; a Government team looking into the question of falling standards in nostalgia have come to the conclusion that it's not as good as it used to be.
President Bush made a speech today in which he said that the current Iraqi regime is "not good enough". He pointed out the high levels of terrorism and lawlessness in the country, and the fact that the government seems unable to run its own...
Mr T, the larger-than-life actor that played BA Baracus in the A-Team, is on his way to Iraq to take on the role of Prince Harry's bodyguard.
Prime Minister Fony Bliar today announced plans for an immediate withdrawal of British troops from Iraq, as stupidly-named Operation Sinbad began a winding-down.
Call it "coitus interruptus", "withdrawal", "pulling out" or "goin' home to mama", that's the UK commanders answer to Basra Bomb Bingo.
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