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Funny story: Hillary Clinton Picks Joe Biden As Her Vice President

Hillary Clinton Picks Joe Biden As Her Vice President

Hillary Clinton announced she's picking Joe Biden as her Vice President running mate. Naturally, Bernie Sanders is shouting foul, as he defended her on her emails and using the bathroom during the last debate. "Thanks, but you're not getting the...

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Funny story: Clinton's 1000 Bimbo Eruptions Still 19,000 Short Of Big Dipper's Ho Record

Clinton's 1000 Bimbo Eruptions Still 19,000 Short Of Big Dipper's Ho Record

BILLINGSGATE POST: Bill Clinton had affairs with "thousands of women." So said Linda Tripp in a rare interview on "Aaron Klein Investigative Radio". Tripp was a pivotal figure in the Monica Lewinsky scandal and worked in the West Wing of the White...

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Funny story: Meditation to Become Compulsory in US Prisons?

Meditation to Become Compulsory in US Prisons?

Washington: Capitol Hill: A bill is to be presented before Congress tonight making meditation practice compulsory in all US prisons. It is unlikely the bill will get passed though as most representatives do not actually know what meditation is...

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Funny story: Hillary Vows to Come After Jihadi Donald with her UFO Fleet

Hillary Vows to Come After Jihadi Donald with her UFO Fleet

Jihadi Donald has done it again! This time he's sent his minions to spread rumors about Hillary and Obama creating ISIS. Facepalm! Is he really that desperate? Granted. It's pretty obvious that Hillary has a rather, how shall we put it?, diversi...

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Funny story: Jihadi Donald Unleashes His Wrath on Caitlyn Jenner

Jihadi Donald Unleashes His Wrath on Caitlyn Jenner

Facepalm! Headdesk! Jihadi Donald is quickly running out of targets for his smear campaign and he must think of something fast, otherwise his silent-no-more majority might fall asleep and sink back into silence. Not to worry, though. His politi...

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Funny story: The Whip Woman Lashes Out At Lash LaRue

The Whip Woman Lashes Out At Lash LaRue

BILLINGSGATE POST: This story may appeal to those who think below the belt. But only for a moment. Allow me to digress. If you wonder who the Whip Woman is, it's not that important; at least for the moment. The real story is about Lash LaRue.

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Funny story: The Spoof Takes Down Gerbil Story: What Happens In The Toilet Should Stay In The Toilet

The Spoof Takes Down Gerbil Story: What Happens In The Toilet Should Stay In The Toilet

BILLINGSGATE POST: In an unprecedented reaction to outcries from feminists led by Democratic National Chairwoman, Debbie Blabbermouth Schultz, The Spoof removed "Rogue Robotic Gerbil Attack Delays Hillary Debate" from the headline position on top o...

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Funny story: Rogue Robotic Gerbil Attack Delays Hillary Debate

Rogue Robotic Gerbil Attack Delays Hillary Debate

BILLINGSGATE POST: Secret Service agents, joined by ACME/Wile E Coyote Pest Control, are still searching for the rogue robotic gerbil that allegedly attacked Hillary Clinton during her restroom break this past Saturday night. Just as Mrs. Clinton...

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Funny story: Trump and Hillary get down to it at the Olympic with sweat boos and packed house

Trump and Hillary get down to it at the Olympic with sweat boos and packed house

Mrs. Clinton having finally said "Enough!" to Mr. Trump's comments led directly to her challenge to Mr. Trump "To come on out and let's see how tough you are!" A jammed in crowd with extra seating in the rafters and TV cameras from every angle ass...

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Funny story: Hillary Clinton Says She will Toss Trump's Salad

Hillary Clinton Says She will Toss Trump's Salad

NEW YORK, NY - Democrat Presidential hopeful, Hillary Rodham Clinton said today that she will "Toss Trump's Salad", if he is the Republican candidate in 2016. The comment came after Donald Trump said that Hillary was "Schlonged" by Barack Obama. "...

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Funny story: The Schlongarian Candidate

The Schlongarian Candidate

BILLINGSGATE POST: Is Hillary Clinton the Schlongarian Candidate as Donald Trump asserts? What the majority of pinch-mouth prude journalists ascribe to as another vulgarity by Trump shows how deeply embedded the media is in PC journalism. Inside...

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Funny story: Hillary Clinton's Gigantic Shit During Commercial Break Disrupts Debate

Hillary Clinton's Gigantic Shit During Commercial Break Disrupts Debate

Americans watching Saturday's Democratic debate saw Hillary Clinton's empty podium for nearly one minute when ABC News came back from its second commercial break as she found herself in the unfortunate position of needing to take a dump, which ended...

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Funny story: "Any Attack by Sanders Against This Campaign Would Be a Useless Gesture," Sneers Imperial Commander Clinton

"Any Attack by Sanders Against This Campaign Would Be a Useless Gesture," Sneers Imperial Commander Clinton

MANCHESTER, NH--Sitting in council with her advisers in preparation for her debate with Bernie Sanders, Imperial Commander Clinton dismissed any claims that Sanders' campaign posed a threat to her own, declaring that the Clinton Machine was "medi...

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Funny story: Leave It To Beaver Election: Hillary Versus Carly

Leave It To Beaver Election: Hillary Versus Carly

BILLINGSGATE POST: In the most recent poll conducted by ACME/Wile E Coyote, just days after the last Republican debate, Carly Fiorina jump-started herself over Donald Trump by 2 points. Of the 4000 registered ex-patriot Aussie, Free-Silver-Lovin...

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Funny story: Source of All Evil Discovered to Be Hillary's E-Mail Accounts

Source of All Evil Discovered to Be Hillary's E-Mail Accounts

Science Town, NMScientists looking for the source of water on Mars found, in one of those crazy Science coincidences, the source of all evil on Earth instead. The head scientist, in an exclusive interview said, "We were aiming our receptors up to...

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Funny story: New Survey Reveals Most Republicans are Jealous Because Hillary Knows How to Use E-Mail

New Survey Reveals Most Republicans are Jealous Because Hillary Knows How to Use E-Mail

Washington, DCIn a survey taken by a local newspaper, it was found that most Republicans do not use e-mail because they don't know how. In fact, 23% of Republicans were found to believe that e-mail is evil and a tool of the devil. The reporter fir...

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Funny story: Who's Afraid Of Donald Trump?

Who's Afraid Of Donald Trump?

Who's afraid of Donald Trump? Seems like most of the folks in the Republican party. He recently was overheard to have said that Osama bin Laden was still alive and that he spoke to him. Not dead! But Seal Team 6 finished him off and there was a...

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