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Funny story: France sued over trademark infringement

France sued over trademark infringement

America, Russia and the European Union have brought a landmark lawsuit against France. The summonses were presented to the French Ambassador, Mr French de Paris at the United Nations Headquarters in New York. Confirming the delivery of the summons...

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Funny story: Paris Hilton Playing Cops And Rubbers

Paris Hilton Playing Cops And Rubbers

Paris Hilton, Paris, France---Caught with her guardian down, the always ubiquitous Paris Hilton, in a plea to a cop, has said she wants to cop a plea.

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Funny story: Marie Antoinette Appears in Times Square

Marie Antoinette Appears in Times Square

New York City -- Marie Antoinette, decked out in a new outfit and a new head, came back to earth to review the movie bearing her name.

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Funny story: Chirac Defends 'Paltry' Contribution of France to Lebanon Peacekeeping Force

Chirac Defends 'Paltry' Contribution of France to Lebanon Peacekeeping Force

Paris, France -- Annoyed by criticism of the commitment of only a miniscule amount of French troops to the Middle East peacekeeping force, President Jacques Chirac held a press conference today at the foot of the Eiffel Tower to clarify and defend Fr...

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Funny story: Cyclist Tests Positive For LSD

Cyclist Tests Positive For LSD

Tour de France Cyclist Zed Grooverson has given a positive drugs test, his Diamonds In The Sky team has revealed.

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Funny story: France embattled again.

France embattled again.

Rioting continues in Paris, France as 250,000 protestors took to the streets again. French President, Jack the hat Chirac, has offered negotiations to the brick throwers in an attempt to diffuse the situation. ‘My ‘eart breaks wiz sorrow to see ze fl...

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Funny story: White House Offers to give Louisiana back to French

White House Offers to give Louisiana back to French

A top economic adviser to President Bush said Tuesday that the White House has offered to give Louisiana back to France along with a full refund for the famous Louisiana Purchase.

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Funny story: US Outsources Torture, American Jobs

US Outsources Torture, American Jobs

Strasbourg, France -- The Council of Europe announced today that there is strong evidence that the US has "outsourced" torture to some eastern European sites, most likely to take advantage of cost savings and tax breaks in low-wage c...

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Funny story: Ooo La La!! Extreme Makeover Ultimate Challenge: France!!

Ooo La La!! Extreme Makeover Ultimate Challenge: France!!

HOLLYWOOD-Blockbuster ABC television's Extreme Makeover producers have exhausted all their likely suspects here in the US, so they've taken their show on the road. Yes, they're going international…across the pond…to the next most...

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Funny story: France Surrenders to U.S. Girl Scout

France Surrenders to U.S. Girl Scout

(REUTERS) Sources in Paris say that a 7 year old United States Girl Scout visiting France played what she terms "a joke" on the French president by showing up at his door with several boxes of mint cookies and demanding that French preside...

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Funny story: France surrenders to Muslim extremists.

France surrenders to Muslim extremists.

Almost 2 weeks after militant Muslims started rioting and burning neighborhoods in Paris and over 200 French cities President Jaques Chirac has waved the white flag of surrender.

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Funny story: Uncle Jacques Wants YOU!

Uncle Jacques Wants YOU!

Paris, France Today, in a nationally televised appeal, Jacques Chirac, President of France, issued an urgent message to all Americans currently in...

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Funny story: US sues France over Louisiana Purchase

US sues France over Louisiana Purchase

The US Bureau of Acquisitions and Colonization has filed a massive lawsuit against the French government, for their failure to disclose structural defects in properties sold to the US, namely, Louisiana.

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Funny story: Recent Accidents in London and Paris Linked To American Eating Habits

Recent Accidents in London and Paris Linked To American Eating Habits

London, UK, and Paris, France--Two recent accidents in London and Paris have been linked to Americans' eating habits but fortunately did not result in deaths or injuries.

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Funny story: Lance Armstrong Bitten by Dog with Fake Testicles

Lance Armstrong Bitten by Dog with Fake Testicles

Austin -- Seven time Tour de France winner Lance Armstrong was today bitten by a German shepard dog sporting fake testicles, sold commercially as "Neuticals." Armstrong's injuries were not serious, although psychiatrists have warned...

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Funny story: US to Return Statue of Liberty to France

US to Return Statue of Liberty to France

The skyrocketing National Debt...due in part, to the prolonged War on Terrorism...is forcing the Administration to take drastic measures to cut costs. Now, as many favorite programs are coming on the chopping block, the US Dept of the Interior ha...

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Funny story: Huge Oil Deposits Discovered in France, Spain

Huge Oil Deposits Discovered in France, Spain

In a shock announcement today the world has learned that huge reserves of oil have been discovered in the south west region of France, near the border with Spain and close to the Basque region.

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