LONDON - After intensive discussion with Samantha Cameron, David Cameron managed to make a pot in No. 10 Minister for Meals. The pot, A Tefal 87262/A, will be present at all Cabinet meetings and will take the spot next to David Cameron which is re...
The announcement that Cornish Pasties have been awarded a Protected Geographical Indication status under European Commission rules has delighted many a pasty maker from Cornwall. The status allows only them to label their pasties Cornish using a str...
Jamie Oliver has faced criticism over a biology programme which he has made in which Sir Robert Winston asked two teenage boys to provide a sperm sample. All hell has broken out over this educational programme which is aimed at helping teenagers w...
Buoyant Britain this week celebrates National Chip Week - that is 'chips' as in deep fried potato chunks, as opposed to what our American friends call 'chips' - which are actually 'crisps.' Our chips are the kind of deep fried delicacy one might asso...
A reminder to all about the EEC ruling of January 1st 2011 making it illegal for any unlicensed person to toss pancakes within the borders of the community. The health and safety ruling came in following several accidents on pancake day last year...
Out of plain, unguided, vague interest, Dense Inchcock, our ancient, decrepit Spoof Gazette Columis... Clomuni... Colamist... Writer, has been out with his notebook, 1959 Menu from Fred's Cafe, of Grotty End Road Nottingham, pen, and 20p expenses - to check the difference in similar items on the menu, to todays prices. For ease of comparing, the 1959 prices have been converted to the biggest c...
Fasting for nearly 16 hours before a blood test sent a Spoof correspondent on a high street food-grabbing spree before he was arrested by police yesterday. Head of EIF News & Features Ellis Ian Fields was scheduled for his annual blood test at...
Two species of trees are known to have edible bark: the Ginkgo biloba, and the Acer pubica, or common exposed maple. Ginkgo is readily available in health food stores and used in various concoctions. Ginkgo is known to promote robust lateral phe...
HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Kirstie Alley has reportedly told her maid that she has decided to start growing her own food. Alley told Granola Bagley, her long time maid that it has just gotten too darn expensive to have to go the grocery every single day an...
The quest for fine food brought myself and Glenda to the beautiful surroundings of Hampshire. On the short drive from our country pile to The Wedged Hat, Glenda felt the need to constantly change the radio settings that I had spent several hours perfecting. I was already annoyed by the time we turned in to the long gravelled drive. The quaint pub was pleasing to the eye, a mixture of Edward...
Yesterday an excited and thrilled Victoria confirmed that she is expecting another baby Becks with husband David. Today she tweeted thanks to all her fans who have no purpose in life but to follow her life, for their good wishes. She wrote on her...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - The FBI has issued a directive stating that one Gordon James Ramsay, age 44, and a native of Johnstone, Renfrewshire, Scotland, has just been entered into the U.S. Witness Protection Program. Ramsay, who lists his profession as...
Twas the mouse before Christmas and all through the night, spoof writers keyboards seized up in mid-type cos the men were all sozzled and totally half-baked while the ladies grew randy and threw out the cake So while I can still see and somewhat spell Merry Whatever to all and Bingle Jell - hic Sssssh....sharing a shecret repice sent by besht fren'- recshipe creator name unknown, thanks...
The hunt's over and done. The foxes have been skinned; the beavers stripped; the pheasants plucked. All's well with the Glum Family. Off with his head. Bring on the hats! In the Mine's Bigger Than Yours Parade, the Royal Glums stepped out on Chr...
London - (Pope's Nose Mess): A London housewife's Christmas descended into chaos today as the promise of precious goose liver inside her festive beast bit the dust. Isle of Dogs resident Mrs Delia Cockfeather was at her kitchen worktop, looking f...
LOUISIANA- An estimated 500 people showed up to Mama Odie's Easter Sunday pork cracking dinner. The menu was composed of only pork cracking and beer. The dinner was followed by a Run/Walk pig Trot to see who would be the winner of a pig skinned j...
"Workers at food giant Heinz are to go on strike in a pay row. Unite said its members at the firm's factory in Wigan will walk out for 24 hours from next Wednesday evening and launch a continuous ban on overtime." Residents of the U.K. are rush...
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