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Funny story: England Cricket Victory Faked By Daily Mirror

England Cricket Victory Faked By Daily Mirror

With England having sailed to a sensational win over New Zealand by 7 wickets at the sun scorched Oval, The New Zealand Cricket Board have hit back with a startling evidence disputing the result.

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Funny story: Death wants Bank Holiday - quotes EU Legislation

Death wants Bank Holiday - quotes EU Legislation

In an exclusive interview with theSpoof today Death has declared that from this year forward England's Spring Bank Holiday will be a Death Holiday too.

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Funny story: Imaginary Playmates Lead To Insanity

Imaginary Playmates Lead To Insanity

In a report scheduled to be published next week in the New England Journal of Medicine, Doctors David Cutley and Morgan Morganthau announce findings which will likely prove disturbing to parents throughout the world.

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Funny story: Man To Build Causeway from France to Canada

Man To Build Causeway from France to Canada

For Jacques Gambrell building a footpath from France to Canada via England, Iceland and Greenland seems less quixotic than practical. The rough seas, the high winds, the passing ships bother him far less than the jeers, the quizzical looks and doubt...

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Funny story: Anti-Christ Arrives - In Dorking

Anti-Christ Arrives - In Dorking

In a totally unexpected statement Bruce Jenkins, a pipe fitter from Dorking, England announced that he is the Anti-Christ -- an evil figure whose appearance is supposed to lead to the battle of Armageddon and the end of the world.

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Funny story: Oxford Students Asked Not to Throw Pig Shit On People

Oxford Students Asked Not to Throw Pig Shit On People

OXFORD, England (AP) -- Spring in Oxford means the sound of disgusting things being thrown at people. Every summer, students at the famed seat of higher learning throw eggs, flour, and pig shit at each other in a celebration of academic accomplishme...

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Funny story: Rhino Has Sex With Car

Rhino Has Sex With Car

LONDON, England -- A rampant rhinoceros gave a group of visitors a day to remember at a British safari park when he tried to have sex with their car.

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Funny story: Zimmer Frames to be outlawed in England

Zimmer Frames to be outlawed in England

In a move certain to exacerbate already strained relations between the UK government and its Senior Citizens (or Old Gits as they are widely known) the Health and Safety Executive has recommended that Zimmer Frames be banned from June this year.

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Funny story: Lord of the Wedding Rings: Gandalf gets hitched

Lord of the Wedding Rings: Gandalf gets hitched

San Francisco, England --...

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Funny story: Bush Nukes England/Cuba - 71 Million Dead

Bush Nukes England/Cuba - 71 Million Dead

"OUR MISSILES ARE ALIGNED AGAINST U.S. SOIL" --- French PM...

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Funny story: Royals Aghast Over Queens Gas

Royals Aghast Over Queens Gas

LONDON, ENGLAND - Sources close to the Royal family report the Queen has acquired a very unpleasant habit. "She indiscrimately spews intestinal gas at the most inappropriate moments". "She sound likes she's on the ‘throne' even when she isn't". Every...

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Funny story: Essex part of France shock

Essex part of France shock

We all believed it - but now we know it's true. Essex is not part of England. It actually belongs to France.

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Funny story: Hoddle rejects 'sinner' Saints

Hoddle rejects 'sinner' Saints

Ex-England manager Glenn Hoddle has sensationally revealed the real reason why he has decided not to join Southampton - because he believes the south coast club is ‘suffering from sins it committed in a past life'.

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Funny story: Zimbabwe Pulls out of England Tour Over Human Rights Abuses

Zimbabwe Pulls out of England Tour Over Human Rights Abuses

The ECB have admitted that they're shocked over Zimbabwe's decision to pull out of their series which was to be held in the winter.

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Funny story: Boston Area Surgeon Pays Tribute to Super Bowl MVP

Boston Area Surgeon Pays Tribute to Super Bowl MVP

In an attempt to capitalize on New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady's notoriety, a plastic surgeon in the Boston area is offering a special to anyone who wants to have their face altered to look like the newly crowned Super Bowl MVP.

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Funny story: Rio Ferdinand Interview

Rio Ferdinand Interview

We were due to interview the England Defender about the forgotten drugs test incident, but unfortunately he's forgotten about the interview so err... well that's it I suppose.

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Funny story: England Rugby Stars In Hospital

England Rugby Stars In Hospital

It was revealed today that at least four of the England world cup winning rugby team have been admitted to hospital.

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