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Funny story: President Trump Has a Fantastic Idea For When He Loses The Presidential Election

President Trump Has a Fantastic Idea For When He Loses The Presidential Election

WASHINGTON, D.C. – Donald Trump recently met with his top advisers, Kellyanne Conway, Ivanka Trump, and Cyrus Monongahela, in the secondary Oval Office. He told them that, as he was non-stop tweeting at 3:45 am, he had a visionary vision about him...

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Funny story: President Donald J. Trump Finally Issues His Official Presidential Report on The Minneapolis Riots

President Donald J. Trump Finally Issues His Official Presidential Report on The Minneapolis Riots

WASHINGTON, D.C. – The president has finally gotten around to issuing his Oval Office report on the Minneapolis Riots. He began by saying that most of the rioters were protesters, looters, thugs, punks, and some were probably real good basketball...

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Funny story: Donald Trump Says The Republican National Committee Convention Will Be Held in Jacksonville, Florida Come Hell, High Water, or The C-19

Donald Trump Says The Republican National Committee Convention Will Be Held in Jacksonville, Florida Come Hell, High Water, or The C-19

LAKE CHARLES, Louisiana – The president flew down to the Bayou State of Louisiana, to meet with a highly reputable Cajun voodoo practitioner. Press Secretary Kayleigh McEnany said that the president met with Lottie Jo Lafayette, who is considered...

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Funny story: Spain Cancels All Bullfights – Matadors Are Demanding a Bailout

Spain Cancels All Bullfights – Matadors Are Demanding a Bailout

MADRID – The Sunday ritual of “Ole! Ole! Ole!” has just been silenced in the European country of Spain. The head of the Bullfighters Union, Paco McFlaco, 43, has informed all union matadors that, effective immediately, all bullfights have been off...

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Funny story: President Trump: 'Roots' By Alex Haley Is Fake News

President Trump: 'Roots' By Alex Haley Is Fake News

President Trump has condemned Hollywood "mischief-makers" for what he says is "totally irresponsible mischief-making" over 'Roots', the 1977 television series based on the book of the same name by Alex Haley. He also slated Black Lives Matter.

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Funny story: Trump To Address Trump University 2020 Graduating Class

Trump To Address Trump University 2020 Graduating Class

Fired up with the success of his 2020 West Point commencement ceremony, Trump is insisting on, “One more commencement address, but no saluting. My arm's in a sling.” Word went out for another commencement ceremony, but like throwing a baited fish…

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Funny story: Trump: Last President of The Confederacy

Trump: Last President of The Confederacy

The Washington Post’s esteemed opinion columnist, Eugene Robinson, has written that Donald Trump may be the Old Confederacy’s last president. As if to prove him correct, Trump today, by executive decree, ordered that all statues and other import…

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Funny story: President Trump's DNA Found In Kenya

President Trump's DNA Found In Kenya

WASHINGTON, D.C. – In what genealogy experts are calling the most baffling discovery in over 45 years of genealogical research, President Donald J. Trump’s DNA has been found in Kenya. The Washington Globe-Express reported that the amazing thing i…

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Funny story: President Trump Says That He Does Not Take Any Responsibility for the 2nd Wave of The Coronavirus Pandemic

President Trump Says That He Does Not Take Any Responsibility for the 2nd Wave of The Coronavirus Pandemic

DALLAS – President Trump flew down to Dallas to attend an unveiling of a statue in his honor. He was accompanied by his son Barron and his pet woodchuck, Woody. POTUS remarked that he would not miss this great honor for all of the money that visit…

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Funny story: President Trump Says He Will Be Erecting A Statue of Confederate General Stonewall Jackson on the White House Lawn

President Trump Says He Will Be Erecting A Statue of Confederate General Stonewall Jackson on the White House Lawn

WASHINGTON, D.C. – The president is reportedly so angry at the Black Lives Matter movement, that he has instructed the only African-American on his staff, Ben "Uncle Tom" Carson, to make arrangements to erect a 10-foot-tall statue of Confederate Gene…

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Funny story: Trump At West Point Graduation

Trump At West Point Graduation

Don’t you just know after about the 20th salute, Trump hated the thought of having to salute each West Point graduate? And only 1,087 to go. The physical exercise of the salute was more strenuous than proudly signing his name on documents in the O…

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Funny story: SPD Ordered to Not Use Tear Gas on Protestors: Respond With a Brutal New Tactic

SPD Ordered to Not Use Tear Gas on Protestors: Respond With a Brutal New Tactic

Judge Richard Jones has banned police in Seattle from using tear gas or pepper spray against protestors. The Seattle Police Department (“SPD”) responded by unveiling a new tactic that quickly dispersed demonstrators. Critics are concerned that poli...

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Funny story: Black Lives Matter Attacked By Trump, Who Says The Only Life That Matters Is His Own

Black Lives Matter Attacked By Trump, Who Says The Only Life That Matters Is His Own

After the anti-racism protests held in countries across the world, as well as in Racism's spiritual homeland - the US - President Donald Trump has spoken out to deny that 'black lives matter', and has asserted that NO lives matter except his own.

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Funny story: Howard Stern Has Reportedly Said That President Trump Should Bite The Bullet and Resign For the Good of The Country

Howard Stern Has Reportedly Said That President Trump Should Bite The Bullet and Resign For the Good of The Country

NEW YORK CITY – Howard Stern, the “Shock Jock” who has never been shy about stating his beliefs, has told the Baltimore Implier-Journal newspaper that President “Agent Orange” needs to stop acting like a spoiled diva and resign for the good of the na...

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Funny story: Donald Trump Sends His Congratulations To The SS

Donald Trump Sends His Congratulations To The SS

Even fake news can’t make this stuff up. The Bunker Guy, also known as the Archie Bunker Guy, sent his congratulations to the SS for doing such a great job, overcoming peaceful protesters, demonstrating against police brutality near St. John’s Episc…

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Funny story: Trump To Sue CNN For 30% Poll Result

Trump To Sue CNN For 30% Poll Result

Donald Trump, also known as The Bunker Guy, or The Creature From The Black Lagoon, is miffed by the most recent poll taken by CNN. Surprise, surprise, it indicates Trump has fallen into the 30% range, as in 38%. Caramba! That’s good news for Ameri…

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Funny story: Hydroxychloroqen: A Memory Supplement?

Hydroxychloroqen: A Memory Supplement?

Commercial for Hydroxychloroqen, with President Trump standing in a Right Maid drugstore, at a counter, without a mask. Do you have concerns about mild memory loss related to aging or illness? Hydroxychloroqen is the number 1 pharmacist-recomme...

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