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Funny story: The Obama's "First Puppy" Is Here

The Obama's "First Puppy" Is Here

WASHINGTON D.C. - After months of speculation and waiting, the presidential first family has finally welcomed the much-awaited "First Puppy" to its new home; The White House. The Obama bow-wow is a little six-month old male Portuguese water dog wh...

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Funny story: "Good Boy!" Man Acting Like Dog

"Good Boy!" Man Acting Like Dog

A woman in Mansfield, Louisianna, told police that her boyfriend was "acting strange" all day and wandering around a housing development they were visiting and eating a lot of dog food. "She said he was a regular user of PCP," a hallucinogen, sai...

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Funny story: All American Dogs to be Shipped to China and Boiled in Soy Sauce for Debt Relief

All American Dogs to be Shipped to China and Boiled in Soy Sauce for Debt Relief

Chinese Secretary of State Laung Dong announced this morning that all dogs in America were being held as collateral for the latest Chinese bailout of the America Treasury. The startling revelation was confirmed by the U.S. Undersecretary of Agricultu...

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Funny story: Underground Culture of illegal Beta fish Fighting in Ghettoes, Slums

Underground Culture of illegal Beta fish Fighting in Ghettoes, Slums

When a famous football player was accused of illegal dog fighting, authorities were already aware of the underlying dog fighting culture in many hoods and ghettoes. Public awareness has helped put the underground dog fighting industry under control.

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Funny story: Man Tells Second Man He Has To Go See Third Man About A Dog

Man Tells Second Man He Has To Go See Third Man About A Dog

There was drama in the West Midlands today, as a man standing near a bus stop in Dudley told a second man that he was: "going to see a man about a dog." Several other people standing at the bus stop turned to see what the first man was talking...

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Funny story: "Star Wars" girl Natalie Portman is a real "Professional" "cleaner" when it comes to picking up dog poop

"Star Wars" girl Natalie Portman is a real "Professional" "cleaner" when it comes to picking up dog poop

Hollywood, California - Apparently, Natalie Portman is a real "Professional" "cleaner" when it comes to picking up after dogs. I mean she just can't seem to get enough of the steamy stuff as she has been spotted cruising the streets of her Hollywood...

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Funny story: The Westminster Dog Show Add Fisbee Catch, Yummy Tasting, Other Talents To Show

The Westminster Dog Show Add Fisbee Catch, Yummy Tasting, Other Talents To Show

The Westminster Kennel Club announced that this year's dog show will require all contestants to either taste test some nutritional dog yummys and choose their favorites or participate in a Frisbee catch competition as part of a newly created talent p...

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Funny story: 'Life's a bitch' sobs Martha Stewart as mutt roasts in kennel tragedy

'Life's a bitch' sobs Martha Stewart as mutt roasts in kennel tragedy

Pocono Mountains, Pennsylvania - (Shaggy Dog Story Mess): There's a new Cookie of the Day recipe on the Martha Stewart website this week following the tragic immolation of her pet Shitzu Genghis Khan at a Carbon-Offset County kennels in Pennsylvania.

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Funny story: Don't squeeze this Charmin. Woof!

Don't squeeze this Charmin. Woof!

Scarborough - A bitch named Charmin is top dog, best in show, top banana, the big cheese, the one to beat, at the Craps show here. The snobbish fans at Craps were wiping themselves in disbelief as a dog named after a toilet paper brand first peed...

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Funny story: "Nazi dog" wins Dog Contest

"Nazi dog" wins Dog Contest

A German wiener-loving Dachshund has won Crufts, after winning medals in the categories of cuteness, obedience, racial purity and genocide. The Dachshund, called Adolf, is owned by a German couple called Mr and Mrs Bimmler, and has been accused in...

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Funny story: Kathleen Sebelius Appointed as New White House Dog

Kathleen Sebelius Appointed as New White House Dog

Kansas Governor, Kathleen Sebelius, has been appointed White house dog. The surprise announcement follows closely on the heels of another shocker from the Obama administration that it had appointed a Portuguese Water Dog as the next Secretary of Heal...

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Funny story: Barking Mad

Barking Mad

China - Two mongrel dogs have been sentenced to death for urinating on the side of a snack bar in the southern Chinese town of Guangzhou, splashing two diners and spraying urine on 6 others, state media said. The urinating last February was part o...

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Funny story: Dog found at centre of universe

Dog found at centre of universe

Scientists have located the centre of the universe and found a dog there. A team of astro-nanomoleculists at the University of Freelovenburgspeil, Dortman, charted the infinite and ever expanding universe to pinpoint the location of the Big Bang a...

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Funny story: Drug-Sniffing Dog Hits Jackpot First Time Out!

Drug-Sniffing Dog Hits Jackpot First Time Out!

The U.S. Customs and Border Protection agency in San Diego says a "rookie" drug-sniffing patrol dog on its first night on duty Tuesday helped its handler find a nearly 500-pound load of marijuana, estimated at almost $400,000 street value. The age...

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Funny story: Why Some Men Have Dogs And Not Wives

Why Some Men Have Dogs And Not Wives

1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you. 2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name. 3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor. 4. A dog's parents never visit. 5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across. 6. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours a day. 7. Dogs find...

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Funny story: Dog uses ladder to climb up on roof

Dog uses ladder to climb up on roof

Manchester police say they get lots of calls about wild animals but this one was different. A milkman reported a dog on the roof of a house licking its testicles. Animal control officer Dick Stick said the ladder in the back garden of the dog's owner...

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Funny story: Canine Relief

Canine Relief

With the downcreditrecessionturncrunch biting hard (no pun intended), dog charity The Canine Protection League has decided to boost it's finances by holding a national fund raising day, after the style of Comic Relief. It is hoped that television...

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