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Funny story: Why Chaney Didn't Testify

Why Chaney Didn't Testify

Defense Attorney's in the Scooter Libby Trial answered questions as to why V.P.Chaney was not called upon to testify for the defense as Chaney is currently off in the Yukon on a hunting trip with Eskimo Rapper - "Yo Bitch Cook the Fish&quo...

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Funny story: Democrats to Build Commune

Democrats to Build Commune

Key Democrats have announced plans to build a Commune on the Great Mall in Washington D.C.

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Funny story: Plot was uncovered!

Plot was uncovered!

New Haven, Connecticut - Today a plot was uncovered to assassinate US President George Bush. The government has obscured much of the facts, but one of our reporters discovered that Vice President Cheney and former President George H. W. Bush and for...

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Funny story: Libby jury says he perverted

Libby jury says he perverted

Washington DC - (AssoCIAted Mess): It's a bad day for perverts in the Bush Administration as Special Prosecutor Patrick Fitzgerald is being hailed a superhero following the jury's guilty verdict on Vice President Dick Cheney's mendacious...

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Funny story: Bush is a 'tool' according to my grandma

Bush is a 'tool' according to my grandma

According to the highest authority in the land, my grandma, president George W. Bush is a 'tool'.

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Funny story: Doctors find leg in Dick Cheney's blood clot

Doctors find leg in Dick Cheney's blood clot

Washington DC - (Ass Mess): Fears are growing for Vice President Dick Cheney after doctors discovered a leg in his blood clot today.

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Funny story: Bush To Replace Cheney With Senator McCain

Bush To Replace Cheney With Senator McCain

Finding the Vice President more liability than asset, implicated in countless shenanigans, most recently, messing it up with Speaker of the House, Nancy Pelosi, third in line for the Presidency, George Bush decided the time had come for Dick to move...

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Funny story: Syrian Cartoon Claims Lindsay Lohan Muslim; U.S. Six-Year Olds Riot!

Syrian Cartoon Claims Lindsay Lohan Muslim; U.S. Six-Year Olds Riot!

(New York, NY) Syrian United Nations Ambassador Imad Moustapha was quick to say "how does it feel when the Persian slipper is on the other foot" after a group of twenty-five six-year olds overturned five Hasbro electric cars and set fire to...

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Funny story: George Bush Announces Removal of Troops From Iraq: PSYCHE!

George Bush Announces Removal of Troops From Iraq: PSYCHE!

George Bush called a meeting of congress early Thursday to let them know of his decision to remove all American troops in Iraq, directly after which he yelled:...

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Funny story: Afghani Explosion near Cheney Believed to be Another Hunting "Accident"!

Afghani Explosion near Cheney Believed to be Another Hunting "Accident"!

Reports of an explosion outside the hiding quarters of "Bad Dick Huntin'" Cheney was thought at first to be an attack by Godnose-whoelse, a new revolutionary cell in Afghanistan. Further investigation by CSITalibandaddy, a wedding DJ/fo...

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Funny story: Cheney Awarded Medal of Honor following Afghan Attack

Cheney Awarded Medal of Honor following Afghan Attack

In a closed door White House ceremony President Bush has bestowed the medal of honor on Vice President Cheney for his heroism during the attack in Afghanistan earlier this week.

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Funny story: Vice President Cheney Threatens Iran With War

Vice President Cheney Threatens Iran With War

SYDNEY (Reuters) -- US Vice President Dick Cheney threatened Iran with war in a speech in Sydney, Australia on Friday, saying that Israel and Big Oil and Big Bankers "had ordered him" to make the threat.

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Funny story: VP Cheney at Odds With Senator McCain Over Rumsfeld Insults

VP Cheney at Odds With Senator McCain Over Rumsfeld Insults

WASHINGTON (AP) - Vice President Dick Cheney on Wednesday challenged GOP presidential leader Senator John McCain's insult that Donald H. Rumsfeld was "one of America's worst defense secretaries."...

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Funny story: Cheney Improves in Cardiac Rehab Program

Cheney Improves in Cardiac Rehab Program

La Jolla, California - Doctors say Vice-President Dick Cheney has shown great improvement from a cardiac rehab program he was admitted to 6 months ago. They say they are optimistic about the prognosis for the vice-president, who has...

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Funny story: Cheney backpeddles on Britney paternity claims

Cheney backpeddles on Britney paternity claims

Washington DC - (Ass Mess): Wanting to look just like Daddy! That was the bizarre claim on Capitol Hill today as officials in Vice President Dick Cheney's office admitted that a twentyfive year old secret is about to burst its seams as toxic and...

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Funny story: Bush To Star In One Man Play: The Bush Monologues

Bush To Star In One Man Play: The Bush Monologues

Upon completion of his second and final term as President, George W. Bush will star in his own one man Off-Broadway show, The Bush Monologues. In the show, Bush will talk about the one thing he hasn't screwed up in his administration...as soon as...

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Funny story: Cheney Denies he was 60's penguin

Cheney Denies he was 60's penguin

The office of the Vice President Dick Cheney today announced that the allegations that have surfaced in some sections of the media claiming that the Vice President played the super villain known as The Penguin in the 60's TV series of Batman are...

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