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Funny story: Iowa Farmer Vital to US Politics

Iowa Farmer Vital to US Politics

HORTON, IOWA - After 28 years of farming corn, Walter Hosch announced this week that he's all done planting corn. "Over the years, I've made a fair living from growing and selling corn. A lot of my neighbors think that, with the rising d...

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Funny story: Democrats Plan to Lower Taxes

Democrats Plan to Lower Taxes

Democratic presidential candidates have begun battling over who has the strongest tax-cutting credentials. Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama dueled in the media yesterday with competing proposals to reduce the burden of taxes on Americans.

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Funny story: Hillary and Obama - Neck and Neck with Campaign Funds

Hillary and Obama - Neck and Neck with Campaign Funds

Now only because I dabble into the doings of our political doers, has this crossed my desk. Lately, I have been following the democrats and republicans equally on TV. Well, at least, I have tried. The only time I can do that, follow them equally, on uneven playing field is when they are at a debate. Lucky you don't have to have a financial or moral support to be in this FREE for all or freedom...

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Funny story: Taxes Raised (and Lowered) in Maryland

Taxes Raised (and Lowered) in Maryland

ANNAPOLIS, MD -- In an inspiring yet confusing speech this afternoon, Governor Martin O'Malley outlined his new tax proposal, designed to eradicate the state's huge budget deficit. The governor's plan, described by some as "inane,&q...

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Funny story: My Modest Proposal

My Modest Proposal

Over the recent years, Democrats have really bolstered the success of the United States, and we need to make sure they remain in power. Social Security is not only going to the fiery pits of hell, but at the rate we're going, social security will probably be designed to take money away from the retired. The government only has to come up with 200 billions dollars before this fiscal year ends t...

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Funny story: Winston Churchill & FDR will campaign for Democrat Nominee for President

Winston Churchill & FDR will campaign for Democrat Nominee for President

Good news - Clones of FDR and Winston Churchill will campaign for the Democrat Nominee for President after the Convention.

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Funny story: Boxer Bill Proposes Life Begins at Discharge

Boxer Bill Proposes Life Begins at Discharge

2 Sep 07 OAKLAND, CA, USNA-- California's diminutive junior senator, Barbara Levy Boxer, emitted proposed human rights legislation this weekend which resolves...

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Funny story: Obama Makes Another Speech Blunder That Echoes Party's Current Woes

Obama Makes Another Speech Blunder That Echoes Party's Current Woes

Two weeks ago, he wanted to sit down for tea with his country's enemies. Last week, he was willing to go in and bomb their friends and allies. In his latest example of foot in mouth disease, Illinois freshman Senator and Democratic Presidential...

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Funny story: Obama Threatens Discrimination Lawsuit if He Isn't Nominated and Elected

Obama Threatens Discrimination Lawsuit if He Isn't Nominated and Elected

Senator Obama, a leading candidate for the Democratic Party Presidential Nomination, has declared that he will sue his party on charges of racial discrimination if he is not nominated. Further, he has stated that he will sue the United States of Ame...

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Funny story: Democrats Plan To Disband If Republicans Win in '08

Democrats Plan To Disband If Republicans Win in '08

Democratic leaders released a statement today stating that if they should lose the presidential election in 2008, they will break up the party and move into other lines of work.

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Funny story: Democrats Battle Over Minimum Wage: Barack Obama at $50/hour

Democrats Battle Over Minimum Wage: Barack Obama at $50/hour

Barack Obama today announced his support for a $50/hour minimum wage, as the competition among Democrats heats up for the Presidency.

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Funny story: Bush Orders Surge On Democrats

Bush Orders Surge On Democrats

Washington DC - In an Unprecedented move President George W Bush has asked General David Patreus to organize a surge against all elected Democrats in the Congress of the United States of America.

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Funny story: Democrats Threaten to Impeach Bush

Democrats Threaten to Impeach Bush

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Washington, D.C. - Democrats have threatened to use impeachment to force George W. Bush to withdraw the troops in Iraq. "Since we failed to reach, we must impeach," shouted Clinton and Obama. We are tired of Bush tr...

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Funny story: Republicans Call Arnie A 'New Deal Democrat'

Republicans Call Arnie A 'New Deal Democrat'

CCN - Cal-ee-for-nee-uh - "He ain't no Republicrat," cried George Bush. "Govnur Arnuld Shwars.. Schwarz... Schwer... the Terminatur guy don't stand for Repbulicrat values."...

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Funny story: Democrats sell army to Iraq

Democrats sell army to Iraq

The Democrat Committee on Public Spending has issued its plans to sell parts of the Army to the fledgling Iraqi Government. The deal will turn over the 3rd Army Heavy Brigade, an undisclosed Infantry Brigade and the 101st Air Cavalry with an option o...

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Funny story: Giuliani Outlines Top 10 Tragedies if Dems Win

Giuliani Outlines Top 10 Tragedies if Dems Win

(New York) Rudy Giuliani's Presidential campaign released today what they're calling a top ten list of bad things that will happen if a democrat wins the next Presidential election. Democrats are calling the list a scare tactic, but haven't denied any of the claims.

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Funny story: President Bush becomes a Democrat

President Bush becomes a Democrat

Washington -- President George W. Bush today announced that he would be leaving the Republican Party and joining the Democratic Party.

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