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Funny story: Horror: Jack Dies In Terrifying Fall.

Horror: Jack Dies In Terrifying Fall.

Jack Smith, 860, died last night in a terrifying fall from his beanstalk. The hero of the children's story had lived alone there ever since killing the Giant. The adventurer rose to fame when he misguidedly swapped a cow for magic beans. His fu...

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Funny story: Everyone under 50 wondering who the hell Eddie Fisher was

Everyone under 50 wondering who the hell Eddie Fisher was

THE MINDS OF EVERYONE BORN AFTER 1959-Americans examined the front-page headlines in confusion today, as numerous media outlets announced the death of Eddie Fisher, who no one born after the Eisenhower administration had any knowledge of, sources rep...

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Funny story: "She'll be right" attitude leaves man dead

"She'll be right" attitude leaves man dead

AUSTRALIA- Lack of action and immediate medical attention in a Central Australian town last night has left one man dead and another critically injured. The two men, who were attacked by an adult fresh water crocodile, did nothing to attend to thei...

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Funny story: SHOCK: 24 Million Democrats Found Dead!

SHOCK: 24 Million Democrats Found Dead!

WASHINGTON, DC - Regardless of how lively the midterm elections might be, a new study shows that more than 23.7 million Democrat voters on current voter registration rolls across the country are dead. In total, that means about 28.9 percent of a...

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Funny story: Shades of Stuart Lubbock at Amanda Holden childhood home pool death tragedy

Shades of Stuart Lubbock at Amanda Holden childhood home pool death tragedy

Bournemouth - (Deep End Mess): Police are probing the death of a young man found at the bottom of a Bournemouth swimming pool. Twenty five year-old Luke Barnes' lifeless body was found on Saturday following a rowdy Friday night party at a house wh...

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Funny story: Puffy Homosexual From Beetlejuice Finally Dies: No, Not Catherine O'Hara...

Puffy Homosexual From Beetlejuice Finally Dies: No, Not Catherine O'Hara...

Gravity exacted the universe's revenge on gihugic knob-gobbler Glenn Shadix, who creeped out anyone that ever saw him, by accelerating his noggin into the floor of his Birmingham, Alabama (!) home, killing him. Shadix began embarrassing his paren...

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Funny story: Sport's fan's wife found decomposing in home

Sport's fan's wife found decomposing in home

Dallas, Texas - "I really got worried when she stopped bringing me beer, otherwise I didn't miss her much, I was too busy watching football." Police were called to the man's home after he found his wife's decomposing feet peeking up out of a sta...

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Funny story: Thinning The Herd: The Joaquin Medina Story

Thinning The Herd: The Joaquin Medina Story

Thank the good Lord for His wisdom: Whenever the collective intelligence of a particular herd drops perilously low, Nature will find a way to thin the herd, ensuring its survival. Such was the case of California ranch worker Joaquin Medina, 28, wh...

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Funny story: Famous Pop Star In Death Leap

Famous Pop Star In Death Leap

The music world is today in mourning following the shocking untimely death of world famous singer, Charles Haddon. Haddon, the lead singer of global phenomenom Ou Est Le Swimming Pool, apparently dived 200 feet to his death in a stunt that appears...

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Funny story: Darwinian Pruning Removes 8 Off-Road Race Fans From Gene Pool

Darwinian Pruning Removes 8 Off-Road Race Fans From Gene Pool

For thousands on higher rungs of the Darwinian ladder, The Soggy Dry Lake Bed 200 Off-Road Race sounds like the entertainment provided in the Seventh Circle of Hell. Sadly, 8 of the thousands who went to see the race were unceremoniously removed f...

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Funny story: Death - it's final

Death - it's final

The World Health Organisation has today sensationally revealed that death is final. Speaking on behalf of the organisation Mr Jerome Backfysh said "Extensive research on the topic has shown that once someone is declared dead they don't tend to do...

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Funny story: Yarnell of Sheilds and Yarnell Dead at 66: One Down, One To Go

Yarnell of Sheilds and Yarnell Dead at 66: One Down, One To Go

Yarnell, who with Shields formed the mime-and-dance "comedy" team Shields and Yarnell, a perennial televised eyesore on television in the 1970s, died on July 29 after suffering a brain aneurysm at home in JJesdesandefjord, Norway. Yarnell was 66.

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Funny story: Shock: Bill Cosby "I'm Not Dead" Revelation.

Shock: Bill Cosby "I'm Not Dead" Revelation.

Bill Cosby, star of 80's hit sitcom 'The Cosby Show', refuses to admit he is dead. The comedian has twice this year come under extreme pressure to admit that he has passed away. Twitter readers are convinced he has, due to several postings confirm...

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Funny story: 1* Bandit Causes Spoof Writer To Quit.

1* Bandit Causes Spoof Writer To Quit.

Spoof writer Nick Hobbs today decided to hang up his pen. The reason for this shock announcement? Lack of attention from the Spoofs very own '1* Bandit'. Nick, a former chef and stunt car driver, told himself when being interviewed "I must be shit...

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Funny story: Siesmologists Determine Pat Garrett Roles Over In Grave

Siesmologists Determine Pat Garrett Roles Over In Grave

Siesmologists at the New Mexico State University Geology Department have determined that the late Sheriff Pat Garrett has turned over in his grave. The sheriff, most famous for shooting Billy the Kid, was killed himself outside of Las Cruces, New Me...

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Funny story: Isle of Wight Records Mysterious Death of Stranded Colonist; Post Mortem Concludes "Died of Boredom!"

Isle of Wight Records Mysterious Death of Stranded Colonist; Post Mortem Concludes "Died of Boredom!"

Chamber of Commerce officials on the Isle of Wight are looking into the shocking demise of a Colonist stranded on the island after an Irish Low Budget Flight glided into the local airport when lack of fuel kept the plane from reaching Heathrow. Th...

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Funny story: Derek Acorah sets up a coffin making business

Derek Acorah sets up a coffin making business

The amazingly philanthropic psychic medium, Derek Acorah, has moved into retail with a bespoke coffin making business in the Wirral. A close friend of Acorah's, Cathy Passivic, has said it is something that he has been meaning to do for a few year...

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