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Funny story: David Cameron: "I am a Jedi Knight"

David Cameron: "I am a Jedi Knight"

"Yes, it's true I am a Jedi Knight", David Cameron told a packed House of Commons. "The UK is a Jedi Knight country; and we should not be afraid to say so. Let me make it perfectly clear; as a Jedi I am bound to a code of morality and justice". In...

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Funny story: Cameron appoints Gazza to 'troubleshoot' problem families

Cameron appoints Gazza to 'troubleshoot' problem families

Ministers say problem families are costing the state billions of pounds. David Cameron has announced a £448 trillion plan to identify and get help to the most troubled families in England. A network of "troubleshooters" will be given responsibilit...

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Funny story: David Cameron divorces Nick Clegg and is now in love with the other Nick!

David Cameron divorces Nick Clegg and is now in love with the other Nick!

The marriage between Nick Clegg and David Cameron is over after a massive argument about with whom which bed Nick wants to share. David, in a jealous tantrum, demanded that Nick should only jump into bed with Brit bimbo's. Nick, half Dutch, demanded...

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Funny story: Cameron Threatens To Nut Sarkozy Over EU Snub - 'Bah Humbug! Bring It On!' Says Diminutive Frenchman

Cameron Threatens To Nut Sarkozy Over EU Snub - 'Bah Humbug! Bring It On!' Says Diminutive Frenchman

A furious David Cameron, allegedly this evening threatened to head-butt French President Sarkozy, following the much reported incident where Sarkozy snubbed the PM as he vetoed an EU motion, and basically told Germany and France that if they wanted t...

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Funny story: Cameron says 'F**k off' to Europe

Cameron says 'F**k off' to Europe

After a marathon night of negotiations regarding Europe debt and sovereign power the Brit Prime Minister David Cameron issued the Churchilian two fingered salute to the Germans and the French. Although the official talk was of taxing the financial...

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Funny story: William Hague to meet Euro counterparts in Paris

William Hague to meet Euro counterparts in Paris

William Hague is to meet with his European counterparts in January, to discuss the state of the Euro currency. Mr Hague commented: "It seems I have to go to a Paris hotel-room soon, for a meeting with the European heads of state, something to do w...

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Funny story: Prime Minister summoned to Reichstag

Prime Minister summoned to Reichstag

Downing Street is in a flap as it can not find the traditional Homburg had for the Prime Minister's visit to the German Chancellery on Friday. For the traditional exchange of gifts when leaders meet, Cameron has chosen a boxed set of ''Alo 'Alo 'a...

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Funny story: Sir Alex Ferguson joins Cameron in "Exit Europe Campaign"!

Sir Alex Ferguson joins Cameron in "Exit Europe Campaign"!

Sir Alex Ferguson has joined hands with the British PM in a political show of solidarity by proving that Britain doesn't need Europe, it's debts, the Champions League or Angela Merkel for that matter too. David Cameron sent Sir Alex a congratulati...

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Funny story: Cameron to direct new Mash Up movie

Cameron to direct new Mash Up movie

Cameron is to direct a mash up film of all of Cameron's previous films. "It's going to be epic," said Cameron. "It's about a time travelling blue alien who goes back to the Titanic after it sank into the abyss to single handedly take on an acid bl...

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Funny story: Cameron backs e-petition to save Career Advisers

Cameron backs e-petition to save Career Advisers

In response to an e-petition calling for Career Advisers in Schools to be saved, the government has pledged £1.2 million to be invested over the next three years. A confidential source close to the Prime Minister said: "The government relies on C...

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Funny story: Dave falls for that old 'Pssst! Wanna buy the patio?' lark by Tory grandee

Dave falls for that old 'Pssst! Wanna buy the patio?' lark by Tory grandee

Oxon - It's an offer no Prime Monster can possibly refuse when a plot at the bargain price of £140,000 is suddenly available courtesy of an old chum and party donor. Reports this week say David Cameron's next door neighbor Lord Chadlington has sud...

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Funny story: Beer To Drop To A Pound A Pint, Cigarettes To 50p A Packet

Beer To Drop To A Pound A Pint, Cigarettes To 50p A Packet

In a revolutionary initiative driven by breweries, the government, and a delegation from the FTSE's Top 100, beer prices will be reduced to a pound a pint in time for Christmas, with cigarette prices plunging to fifty pence a packet, and the lifting...

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Funny story: Cameron's Chamberlain speech, "I've just returned from Germany with a signed piece of paper..."

Cameron's Chamberlain speech, "I've just returned from Germany with a signed piece of paper..."

Heathrow Airport tarmac, Outskirts of London: David Cameron has come back from Germany, after a 15 hour talk with Frau Merkel over the EU, to a 'triumphant' welcome reminiscent of Neville Chamberlain, those many years ago in the late 1930's. 'Our...

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Funny story: Tax on City Horror

Tax on City Horror

An unfortunate incident at the Bank of England has resulted in a Government move that has upset financiers. A noble Lord, known as 'Hurrah Henry', due to his antics at Royal Ascot every year when his horse comes in last, was responding to an offen...

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Funny story: Prime Minister summoned to Reichstag

Prime Minister summoned to Reichstag

Downing Street is in a flap as it cannot find the traditional Homburg hat for the Prime Minister's visit to the German Chancellery on Friday. For the traditional exchange of gifts when leaders meet, Cameron has chosen a boxed set of ''Alo 'Alo,' a...

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Funny story: Down-In-The-Mouth Aussies Have Sense Of Humour Bypass

Down-In-The-Mouth Aussies Have Sense Of Humour Bypass

Prime Minister David Cameron's poor attempt at an Australian accent has caused outrage Down Under. Mr Cameron attempted to imitate Australian Prime Minister Julia Gillard during a speech at the Lord Mayor'a banquet in London. He told guests tha...

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Funny story: Dave'll fix it

Dave'll fix it

The BBC is trying to bring back 'Jim'll fix it' as a tribute to the late Jimmy Saville. They are hoping to persuade non other than Prime Minister David Cameroon to host the knew series. It's thought he's interested in a job as a presenter after his t...

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