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Funny story: David Hasselhoff Surprised to Learn He's Appearing on Dancing with the Stars

David Hasselhoff Surprised to Learn He's Appearing on Dancing with the Stars

In a rare instance of lucidity, David Hasselhoff acknowledged he'd been signed on to appear on ABC's Dancing with the Stars, set to air on September 20. "All I know is, I was having a few drinks one night at home, and when I woke up, I was doing t...

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Funny story: Len Goodman Drops A Dancing With The Stars Bombshell Regarding Bristol Palin

Len Goodman Drops A Dancing With The Stars Bombshell Regarding Bristol Palin

HOLLYWOOD - The elder judge on Dancing With The Stars Len "The Crotchety Grouch" Goodman, who hails from England, has dropped a British bombshell on the DWTS producers. Goodman who in an all out fight with a pit bull could probably hold his own ha...

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Funny story: John Travolta Only Real Star on Dancing with the Stars this Season

John Travolta Only Real Star on Dancing with the Stars this Season

After all the drama caused by Kate Gosselin on Season 10 of Dancing with the Stars, the show's producers are looking for more of the same. Forget talent, forget fox trots done with finesse, the show is out to prove that if they (reality stars) can ca...

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Funny story: Mel Gibson Offered Spot on Next Dancing with the Stars

Mel Gibson Offered Spot on Next Dancing with the Stars

Everyone knows that the reality television show Dancing with the Stars isn't about dancing anymore but more about the controversial celebrities the show can get for upcoming seasons. This next season is going to be a lollapalooza, they say. Although...

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Funny story: Ryan Seacrest Dumps The Dominatrix And Takes Up With Julianne Hough The Sweetheart of Dancing With The Stars

Ryan Seacrest Dumps The Dominatrix And Takes Up With Julianne Hough The Sweetheart of Dancing With The Stars

ITALIAN RIVIERA - The host of American Idol Ryan Seacrest has just admitted that yes it is true that he has dumped his girlfriend America's Got Talent's whip-cracking dominatrix Maricar and taken up with Dancing With The Stars' Julianne Hough. Sea...

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Funny story: Aussie Men Wank To Pamela Anderson In Australia's Dancing With The Stars

Aussie Men Wank To Pamela Anderson In Australia's Dancing With The Stars

What a dumb blondie bomb shell. Pamela Anderson has been paid to appear on the Australian version of "Dancing With The Stars". Though, some say with Anderson on the show it would be more appropriate to rename the show "Dancing With A Porn Star".

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Funny story: Susan Boyle to be contestant on "Dancing With The Stars"

Susan Boyle to be contestant on "Dancing With The Stars"

Susan Boyle has, we heard recently from a very reliable source, expressed her desire to be on the reality show, 'Dancing With The Stars'. When interviewed recently she is reported to have commented, "Och aye. Tis troo. A want te be on Dancin'...

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Funny story: Tila Tequila Cries - "Why Won't Chad Ochocinco Return My Calls?"

Tila Tequila Cries - "Why Won't Chad Ochocinco Return My Calls?"

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Tila Tequila, prima donna slash diva who many are calling the Filipino Kate Gosselin said that she nearly overdosed on crackers. She said that luckily her maid, Blanca Horchata, 48, found her, laid her on her stomach, and proceede...

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Funny story: Chad Ochocinco Scores With Dancing With The Stars' Cheryl Burke

Chad Ochocinco Scores With Dancing With The Stars' Cheryl Burke

CINCINNATI - The star receiver for the Cincinnati Bengals Chad Ochocinco was in Cincy and his Dancing With The Stars partner was in Vegas but "85" says that the two will be together soon. While on DWTS Chad showered Cheryl with very, nice, expensi...

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Funny story: Dancing With The Stars' Derek Hough Flies To Great Britain and Puts The (Dance) Moves on Cheryl Cole

Dancing With The Stars' Derek Hough Flies To Great Britain and Puts The (Dance) Moves on Cheryl Cole

LONDON - Derek Hough and Pussycat Doll Nicole Scherzinger captured the Dancing With The Stars coveted Mirror Ball Trophy and within 48 hours "Dancing Derek" flew to London to capture Chezza Cole's heart (again). The two lovebirds had nested in Los...

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Funny story: Erin Andrews Back in Time for World Cup: Promises Sex Laden Half Time Dance Exhibition with Co-Host Skoob on Platform Bed!

Erin Andrews Back in Time for World Cup: Promises Sex Laden Half Time Dance Exhibition with Co-Host Skoob on Platform Bed!

ESPN Sports Host and Dancing with the Stars Finalist Erin Andrews says she's fitter than ever, and ready to take on the challenge of side line interviews at the World Cup in South Africa starting next month. There will be 9 host cities, and almost...

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Funny story: Dancing With The Star's Maksim Chmerkovskiy and Erin Andrews Are Doing More Than Just Dancing

Dancing With The Star's Maksim Chmerkovskiy and Erin Andrews Are Doing More Than Just Dancing

HOUSTON - The runners-up on Dancing With The Stars, Maksim Chmerkovskiy and Erin Andrews appeared on the Houston morning TV show, Howdy Y'all Hiya Doin'? Maksim was asked by the show's co-host Bonnie Candlebox how it felt to come in second to Nico...

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Funny story: Nicole Scherzinger, The Pussycat Doll, Named The 2010 Dancing With The Stars Champion

Nicole Scherzinger, The Pussycat Doll, Named The 2010 Dancing With The Stars Champion

HOLLYWOOD - Nicole Scherzinger, 31, won the 10th season of Dancing With The Stars. The producers put out a pretty good DWTS Finale except for one thing. What in the world of dance dipping was Kate Gosselin doing on the show. Goodness sakes alive,...

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Funny story: Dancing With The Stars: Erin Andrews and Maksim Chmerkovskiy Sizzle As They Perform The Show's First Dance In Bed

Dancing With The Stars: Erin Andrews and Maksim Chmerkovskiy Sizzle As They Perform The Show's First Dance In Bed

HOLLYWOOD - Maksim Chmerkovskiy, who is known as "The Bad Boy of The Ballroom" certainly pushed the envelope farther than anyone ever had. The dancing Russian choreographed a dance number between himself and his lovely, tall-as-a-redwood-timber da...

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Funny story: Dancing With The Stars: Cincinnati Bengals Receiver Chad Ochocinco Sent To The Showers

Dancing With The Stars: Cincinnati Bengals Receiver Chad Ochocinco Sent To The Showers

HOLLYWOOD - And then on Dancing With The Stars there were tres (three) as Cincinnati Bengals receiver Chad Ochocinco (85) was eliminated and sent to the showers. Chad said that he really enjoyed being partnered with Cheryl Burke and pointed out th...

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Funny story: Dancing With The Stars: The Gaytalian Judge Bruno Tonioli Gets Excited and Uses The "F" Word!

Dancing With The Stars: The Gaytalian Judge Bruno Tonioli Gets Excited and Uses The "F" Word!

HOLLYWOOD - The Dancing With The Stars semi-finals show went off without a hitch, except for the sidesaddle riding judge from Italy Bruno "La Eff Word" Tonioli. Yes, Brunito, as he is known in gay bars throughout Sicily, Sardinia, and Staten Islan...

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Funny story: Statue of Liberty and Godzilla join forces on Dancing with the Stars

Statue of Liberty and Godzilla join forces on Dancing with the Stars

Lady Liberty and the popular icon Godzilla have been selected to appear as partners in the July edition of Dancing with the Stars. "We chose July to tie the show in with other Independence Day celebrations," a spokesperson for the show explains…...

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