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Funny story: Angelina Jolie's Cat Missing

Angelina Jolie's Cat Missing

(Reuters) LA Law enforcement was tripled by a factor of 10 as approximately 80% of the adult male population of Los Angeles California took to the streets of LA frantically searching for actress Angelina Jolie's cat in hopes of being the one t...

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Funny story: Humans With Mice Brain Cells Created

Humans With Mice Brain Cells Created

SAN JOSE - Researchers in California have created living humans with functioning mice stem cells in their brains. It is believed this will help humans understand why mice and rats have been willing to cooperate and sacrifice themselves in laboratori...

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Funny story: "Tookie" Williams Pays Pre-dawn Visit to Arnold Schwarzenegger

"Tookie" Williams Pays Pre-dawn Visit to Arnold Schwarzenegger

"TOOKIE! He's HEE-ah!" aides report the California governor yelling, screaming for his life before plummeting head-first down 3 flights of stairs fleeing...

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Funny story: Brain Cancer Linked to Stupidity

Brain Cancer Linked to Stupidity

The University of California made a not-quite-startling claim today as it released the results of a new study, called "A.S.T.U.P.I.D," or " Are STUpid People Inordinately Detracting?" For at least twelve years, the University has...

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Funny story: Schwarzenegger: "I've changed my mind about executing Tookie!"

Schwarzenegger: "I've changed my mind about executing Tookie!"

SACRAMENTO CALIFORNIA (AP) In the final days leading up to the scheduled December 13th execution of Stanley "Tookie" Williams, California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger has changed his opinion about granting clemency several times. "At first I thoug...

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Funny story: Christina Aguilera Ties The Knot

Christina Aguilera Ties The Knot

Pop star and trollop Christina Aguilera was married yesterday to longtime boyfriend Jordan Bratman in a private and lavish ceremony in Napa Valley, California. Everything about the ceremony was opulent, expensive, and gorgeous, in sharp contrast to...

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Funny story: Schwarzenegger To Star In Hamlet Or Not

Schwarzenegger To Star In Hamlet Or Not

Governor Arnold Schwarzeneggar compared his failed California special election, costing $44.7 million, to a movie that "goes in the toilet", taking full responsibility for the election and its failure. So much for $44.7 million. Since Calif...

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Funny story: San Diego Homes and Condos Now Impossible to Sell or Flip, Heralding US Real Estate Crash

San Diego Homes and Condos Now Impossible to Sell or Flip, Heralding US Real Estate Crash

SAN DIEGO (ARF)- When the housing market was white-hot only 8 months ago, Alex Flapper could buy a luxury downtown condo in San Diego, California with as little as $50 down and sell it one month later for a staggering profit of $4,000,000. But Flappe...

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Funny story: Schwarzenegger Wins Oscar for 'Best Actor' for Role as 'The Governor'

Schwarzenegger Wins Oscar for 'Best Actor' for Role as 'The Governor'

At the gala, star-studded Academy Awards ceremony, Arnold Schwarzenegger received the coveted Oscar for the category of "Best Actor", for his acting role as Governor of California. When Schwarzenegger first began his term as governor, he knew less...

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Funny story: Sigourney Weaver Considers Early Man

Sigourney Weaver Considers Early Man

Early humans living alongside great apes may have gained a competitive evolutionary advantage by embracing a primitive form of the Atkins diet, according to new research published this week by the University of Southern California.

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Funny story: Michael Jackson's Neverland For Sale

Michael Jackson's Neverland For Sale

NEVERLAND RANCH, CALIFORNIA - Michael Jackson has put his Neverland Ranch on the market. Several area real estate firms have recently listed the sprawling estate. "Mr. Jackson has plans to be away from his beloved Neverland Ranch for an indeterminat...

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Funny story: New Number Found by Geeks

New Number Found by Geeks

LOS ANGELES - CALIFORNIA - Scientists who look similar to Albert Einstein have discovered a new number. It is the first number to be discovered since 1788 when Boris Two located the number which was subsequently named after him.

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Funny story: Dog Arrested for Having Sex with a Man

Dog Arrested for Having Sex with a Man

ONTARIO, California (AP) A 10-year-old Rottweiler was arrested after neighbors reported seeing the dog sexually assaulting his owner, Ubaldo Vasquez Huizar, 39.

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Funny story: Recent Freeway Shootings Prompt New Ad Campaign by So Cal Auto Dealers

Recent Freeway Shootings Prompt New Ad Campaign by So Cal Auto Dealers

The Automobile Manufacturing Merchants of Southern California (AMMO-SoCal) have decided on a new advertising campaign due to the recent upswing in area freeway shootings. AMMO-SoCal members have agreed to emphasize several new features incorporated...

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Funny story: Super slim iPod nano powered by ‘magic'

Super slim iPod nano powered by ‘magic'

CUPERTINO, California - When Apple Computer CEO Steve Jobs revealed his company's latest iPod to the world a few weeks ago, experts were immediately floored by the device's extremely small size.

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Funny story: Schwarzenegger's Gay Marriage Vows

Schwarzenegger's Gay Marriage Vows

California's body builder governor Ah-nuld has announced today that he will not veto a California Legislative bill allowing same-sex marriages. This response comes following his previous announcement of appreciating homosexual people and even sub...

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Funny story: After Michael, Peter Pan under allegations of child molestation

After Michael, Peter Pan under allegations of child molestation

CALIFORNIA-- Just months after Michael Jackson was cleared over child molestation allegations, Peter Pan, hero of Neverland, as depicted by J. M. Barrie, is currently under investigation over child molestation allegations. Peter Pan, 75, is currently...

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