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Funny story: The NBA West All-Stars Defeat The NBA East All-Stars 148-143 As MVP Kobe Bryant Scores 93 Points!

The NBA West All-Stars Defeat The NBA East All-Stars 148-143 As MVP Kobe Bryant Scores 93 Points!

LOS ANGELES - The fans attending the 60th Annual NBA All-Star game at The Staples Center in Los Angeles definitely got their money's worth as they watched quite a point scoring exhibition. After the California dust had settled the players from the...

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Funny story: The Los Angeles Lakers Turn Their Backs On Their TV Fans

The Los Angeles Lakers Turn Their Backs On Their TV Fans

LOS ANGELES - The owners of the Los Angeles Lakers have just signed a $3 billion deal with The Timeless-Wonder Cable Company to continue showing every Lakers game but on "Pay Per View." A spokesperson for the Lakers who begged to keep his name ano...

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Funny story: Cleveland Cavaliers Sign 15 Year Old Kenyan Point Guard; Hope to Turn Season Around!

Cleveland Cavaliers Sign 15 Year Old Kenyan Point Guard; Hope to Turn Season Around!

Cav's Owner Dan Gilbert took a gigantic step toward fulfilling his promise of delivering an NBA championship team to the city by announcing the signing of a 7' shooting point guard to replace legend LeBron James after he defected to the Miami Heat la...

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Funny story: The Cleveland Cavaliers May Soon Become The Cancun Cavaliers

The Cleveland Cavaliers May Soon Become The Cancun Cavaliers

CANCUN, Mexico - A few weeks ago LeBron James of The Miami Heat had become so upset with his ex-team the Cleveland Cavaliers organization as well as with their fans that he actually threatened to buy the team and move them to Baghdad, Iraq. Well n...

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Funny story: The Denver Nuggets Trade Carmelo Anthony To The Harlem Globetrotters

The Denver Nuggets Trade Carmelo Anthony To The Harlem Globetrotters

DENVER - Disgruntled Denver Nuggets super star Carmelo Anthony has been insisting for weeks now that the Nuggets organization trade him to the New York Knicks. The 6 foot 8 inch Anthony, who signed a 5 year, $80 million contract in 2006 ($16 milli...

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Funny story: Justin Bieber Demands His Money Back After Being Booed At The New York Knicks - Dallas Mavericks Game

Justin Bieber Demands His Money Back After Being Booed At The New York Knicks - Dallas Mavericks Game

NEW YORK CITY - Justin Bieber decided to take a break from all of his non-stop concert playing of late and attend a New York Knicks - Dallas Mavericks NBA game. Bieber was sitting in the front row minding his own business when all of a sudden half...

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Funny story: NBA Bombshell: LeBron James Is So Upset With The Cleveland Cavalier Fans That He Is Buying The Team and Moving It

NBA Bombshell: LeBron James Is So Upset With The Cleveland Cavalier Fans That He Is Buying The Team and Moving It

MIAMI - The Miami Morning Messenger Mirror newspaper is reporting that LeBron James, of the NBA Miami Heat is reportedly so upset with the way his ex-Cleveland Cavalier fans are treating him that he is planning on buying the Cavaliers team and moving...

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Funny story: No Committee, Commission, Review For Obama's Basketball Game

No Committee, Commission, Review For Obama's Basketball Game

While President Barack Obama appears to rely on appointed committees, commissions and reviews to decide how to move forward making decisions on START, DADT, Bush tax cuts, the deficit, you name it, he fails to require a consensus when deciding to pla...

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Funny story: KIT offering Basketball

KIT offering Basketball

Asham Ambed Arrorya, Director of Trining at the Kabul Institute of Terrorism, speaking recently at an evening meeting of the local Kiwanis, stated, "We will soon be offering some special basketball training at our faccility. We had never considered i...

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Funny story: Is this a Cover Up?

Is this a Cover Up?

It was reported today by the press that President Barack Obama was "accidentally" hit in the mouth during a basketball game with family and friends at Fort McNair, a military post in Washington. The ten person game was witnessed by several spectat...

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Funny story: Toddler Plunges from Lakers Box onto Kim Kardashian Implants Fine

Toddler Plunges from Lakers Box onto Kim Kardashian Implants Fine

This is one boy who should have been stapled to his seat. Last night at the Staples Center Kim Kardashian was sitting courtside with Halle Berry's baby daddy Gabriel Aubry watching the Los Angeles Lakers blow away the Golden State Warriors. Pau G...

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Funny story: San Antonio Spurs Tim Duncan and Manu Ginobili Warn Tony Parker That If He Comes Near Their Wives They'll Kick Him Back To France

San Antonio Spurs Tim Duncan and Manu Ginobili Warn Tony Parker That If He Comes Near Their Wives They'll Kick Him Back To France

SAN ANTONIO - Tony Parker is by no means the first athlete to cheat on his wife. NBA players like English football (soccer) players are sad to say notorious for their marital transgressions. But in the case of the one who calls himself "Frenchy" h...

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Funny story: Eva Longoria-Parker Files For Divorce From San Antonio Spurs Point Guard Tony "WienieBoy" Parker

Eva Longoria-Parker Files For Divorce From San Antonio Spurs Point Guard Tony "WienieBoy" Parker

SAN ANTONIO - Eva Longoria-Parker, who portrays Gabrielle Solis on the ABC hit show Desperate Housewives, has just become a desperate housewife. The 35-year-old Longoria-Parker, who will probably be dropping the Parker part of her name faster than...

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Funny story: NBA Unveils New "Slam Dunkin' Donuts" Food Line

NBA Unveils New "Slam Dunkin' Donuts" Food Line

NBA HEADQUARTERS, CALIFORNIA - As part of their Autumn product range, NBA Marketing have revealed the result of their new partnership with Dunkin' Donuts: a variety of basketball-inspired sugary treats. The tasty confections will be available in Dunk...

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Funny story: Iceland victorious over Japan

Iceland victorious over Japan

The Icelandic basketball team were today successful in defeating Japan at the Championships by 97 baskets to 33. Helped by a capacity crowd, many of whom travelled long distances to see them play, the Icelanders achieved an early 15 point margin and...

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Funny story: WNBA Playoffs and the loss of productivity

WNBA Playoffs and the loss of productivity

LOS ANGELES (LAT) - Hugh Rilcher understands that sales at his Raleigh Durham, NC.,-based mortgage lending company will dive with the start of the WNBA Playoffs set to begin on Wednesday. Instead of trying to convince workers to not check online f...

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Funny story: Lebron to new Club, Cavaliers respond

Lebron to new Club, Cavaliers respond

A new club for NBA's biggest star Lebron James was finally announced this week. The contracts were signed and the announcement the sporting world had been waiting for was finally delivered. For 30 Million a year James is moving to the Miami Heat as o...

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