Peter Hain was forced to resign today from his post as Secretary of State for Work and Pensions when it was revealed that his campaign to be deputy prime minister had spent over $7 billion dollars that rightfully belonged to French Bank Societe Gener...
Ze French Fraudster who pinched 3.6 billion English Pounds or 660 billion French Francs 'as been named today as 31-year-old Evil Kerviel who worked een Société Générale's financing and Voleur division.
America's leading banks have reacted angrily to claims that a French rival, Societe General, has achieved the world's biggest trading fraud loss, worth $7bn.
There have been calls today for a public inquiry following revelations that the National-Universal Bank has lost nearly a million pounds of investors' money.
Just two weeks after the US Sub-Prime lending crisis almost caused the collapse of Northern Rock - when fellow Banks refused to lend to the beleaguered Mortgage Provider - has seen an incredible reversal in attitude...
Well-respected bank the Northern Rock today crawled on bended knee to the Bank of England, its older brother, begging for a loan to bail it out of a financial crisis entirely of its own making.
Royal Courts of Justice, London - (Told-You-So!-Mess): One of the UK's most senior judges in the Law Lords, Court of Appeal and on secondment to the litigation division of the UN Security Council is celebrating tonight as the City of London brace...
City of London - (Disaster Press): UK mortgage lender Northern Rock is going down the toilet pan and has had to ask the Bank of England to bail it out with a massive billion pound tide-over.
West Palm Beach, Florida (IP) - A civic minded serpent slithering past a First National Bank window on South Federal Highway this morning foiled a bank robbery in progress. The serpent was a very long Python that had been let loose by an owner who c...
Canary Wharf, London - (Ass Mess): Barclay's Capital has been relegated from its triple-A to junk status after its head of collateralized debt obligations, Edward Cahill, did a runner with a suspected £3 billion of the bank's funds.
New York, New York - A spokesman for Countrywide Bank denied last Friday's line of customers outside its branch offices, withdrawing their deposits, was a run on their bank, but rather a 5K marathon they forgot to announce it was sponsoring to ke...
(Seattle, WA) A downtown Seafirst bank was robbed at daybreak by a teen disguised with vegetation duct-taped to his body in imitation of a recent New Hampshire robbery.
WASHINGTON (AP) -- A World Bank committee has found that its President Paul Wolfowitz repeatedly violated the men and women of the World Bank, thereby breaking its rules and ethics. Although it was Wolfowitz's blatant promotion of his mistress and...
Oops, she ran out of dough! Pop princess Britney Spears has spent her wad and has no money in the bank. In addition, she has a huge bill to pay for the rehab, the mortgage payment is due on the house, the mansion, the ski cabin, the beach house, an...
PM Fony Blair has called an emergency meeting of the Cabinet for later today to discuss what to do about the disastrous launch of the new £20 note.
Vatican City - (Ass Press): Panic in the Vatican about some sordid 25 year old child molesting sex secrets now emerging in the God's Banker murder trial of Roberto Calvi has sent Russian President Vlad The Impaler Putain hotfoot to the Pope'...
Heaven - Seventy-five year-old Wilson Masters, a retired bank administrator, was charged a $25 late fee after living a full three months later than God, and doctors, had expected.
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