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Funny story: Surreal twist as Peter Hain's overspending brings down French bank

Surreal twist as Peter Hain's overspending brings down French bank

Peter Hain was forced to resign today from his post as Secretary of State for Work and Pensions when it was revealed that his campaign to be deputy prime minister had spent over $7 billion dollars that rightfully belonged to French Bank Societe Gener...

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Funny story: Evil Kerviel Named as 3.6 Billion French Fraudster

Evil Kerviel Named as 3.6 Billion French Fraudster

Ze French Fraudster who pinched 3.6 billion English Pounds or 660 billion French Francs 'as been named today as 31-year-old Evil Kerviel who worked een Société Générale's financing and Voleur division.

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Funny story: "Our rogue traders are better than yours," say leading US banks

"Our rogue traders are better than yours," say leading US banks

America's leading banks have reacted angrily to claims that a French rival, Societe General, has achieved the world's biggest trading fraud loss, worth $7bn.

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Funny story: New Banking Disaster Shakes Investor Confidence

New Banking Disaster Shakes Investor Confidence

There have been calls today for a public inquiry following revelations that the National-Universal Bank has lost nearly a million pounds of investors' money.

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Funny story: Crunch Time for Banks as Credit Trap Bites

Crunch Time for Banks as Credit Trap Bites

Just two weeks after the US Sub-Prime lending crisis almost caused the collapse of Northern Rock - when fellow Banks refused to lend to the beleaguered Mortgage Provider - has seen an incredible reversal in attitude...

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Funny story: Northern Rock admits wasting money on gambling, drugs and loose women

Northern Rock admits wasting money on gambling, drugs and loose women

Well-respected bank the Northern Rock today crawled on bended knee to the Bank of England, its older brother, begging for a loan to bail it out of a financial crisis entirely of its own making.

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Funny story: Top UK Judge laughing all the way to the bank as Northern Rock goes bankrupt

Top UK Judge laughing all the way to the bank as Northern Rock goes bankrupt

Royal Courts of Justice, London - (Told-You-So!-Mess): One of the UK's most senior judges in the Law Lords, Court of Appeal and on secondment to the litigation division of the UN Security Council is celebrating tonight as the City of London brace...

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Funny story: Northern Rock goes down the pan

Northern Rock goes down the pan

City of London - (Disaster Press): UK mortgage lender Northern Rock is going down the toilet pan and has had to ask the Bank of England to bail it out with a massive billion pound tide-over.

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Funny story: Snake Foils Bank Robbery In Progress

Snake Foils Bank Robbery In Progress

West Palm Beach, Florida (IP) - A civic minded serpent slithering past a First National Bank window on South Federal Highway this morning foiled a bank robbery in progress. The serpent was a very long Python that had been let loose by an owner who c...

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Funny story: Barclays cut to junk status after trader legs it with £3 billion funds

Barclays cut to junk status after trader legs it with £3 billion funds

Canary Wharf, London - (Ass Mess): Barclay's Capital has been relegated from its triple-A to junk status after its head of collateralized debt obligations, Edward Cahill, did a runner with a suspected £3 billion of the bank's funds.

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Funny story: Countrywide Bank sponsors surprise 5K marathon for its customers; denies a run on its deposits

Countrywide Bank sponsors surprise 5K marathon for its customers; denies a run on its deposits

New York, New York - A spokesman for Countrywide Bank denied last Friday's line of customers outside its branch offices, withdrawing their deposits, was a run on their bank, but rather a 5K marathon they forgot to announce it was sponsoring to ke...

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Funny story: Sick man robs bank for medical benefits

Sick man robs bank for medical benefits

(Seattle, WA) A downtown Seafirst bank was robbed at daybreak by a teen disguised with vegetation duct-taped to his body in imitation of a recent New Hampshire robbery.

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Funny story: World Bank Finds Wolfowitz Repeatedly Violated It

World Bank Finds Wolfowitz Repeatedly Violated It

WASHINGTON (AP) -- A World Bank committee has found that its President Paul Wolfowitz repeatedly violated the men and women of the World Bank, thereby breaking its rules and ethics. Although it was Wolfowitz's blatant promotion of his mistress and...

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Funny story: Broke Britney Begins Bankruptcy, Becomes Baglady

Broke Britney Begins Bankruptcy, Becomes Baglady

Oops, she ran out of dough! Pop princess Britney Spears has spent her wad and has no money in the bank. In addition, she has a huge bill to pay for the rehab, the mortgage payment is due on the house, the mansion, the ski cabin, the beach house, an...

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Funny story: House Of Windsor Mix-Up On New £20 Note

House Of Windsor Mix-Up On New £20 Note

PM Fony Blair has called an emergency meeting of the Cabinet for later today to discuss what to do about the disastrous launch of the new £20 note.

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Funny story: God's Banker murder panic: Putin visits Papa Ratzi

God's Banker murder panic: Putin visits Papa Ratzi

Vatican City - (Ass Press): Panic in the Vatican about some sordid 25 year old child molesting sex secrets now emerging in the God's Banker murder trial of Roberto Calvi has sent Russian President Vlad The Impaler Putain hotfoot to the Pope'...

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Funny story: God Charges Bank Administrator Twenty-Five Dollar Late Fee For Not Dying On Time

God Charges Bank Administrator Twenty-Five Dollar Late Fee For Not Dying On Time

Heaven - Seventy-five year-old Wilson Masters, a retired bank administrator, was charged a $25 late fee after living a full three months later than God, and doctors, had expected.

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