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Man Who Survived Sharknado Killed by Polar Bear Vortex

Funny story: Man Who Survived Sharknado Killed by Polar Bear Vortex

Fort Lauderdale,FL.-A man from California, who survived a freak storm last summer in which great white sharks were swept up in water spouts inside a hurricane and deposited in a flooded area of Los Angeles, wasn't so lucky this time. Fredrick Wha...

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Amason.org to Deliver Books Intravenously

Funny story: Amason.org to Deliver Books Intravenously

Amason.org, the world's largest internet goods purveyor, has announced plans to deliver novels and other books directly to the reader in the quickest manner possible-via intravenous Infusion. Fancy some Proust? Interested in Ivanhoe? "The Dickens", y...

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China on Track to Repeat U.S. Moon Hoax

Funny story: China on Track to Repeat U.S. Moon Hoax

Houston,TX.-The Peoples Republic of China is on track to repeat the greatest hoax of the last century:The Apollo moon landings. The announcement by NASA,the American space agency, comes just days after the communist country released pictures of a toy...

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Turkey Hotline a Success

Funny story: Turkey Hotline a Success

A joint program between the Department of Justice and the country's largest turkey producer has been declared a success following the apprehension of over 250 fugitive turkeys. The arrest of the turkeys is the result of tips phoned into the turkey ho...

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Senate Bill Requires Gender ID in Order to Vote

Funny story: Senate Bill Requires Gender ID in Order to Vote

Washington,D.C.-You might have to prove whether you're a man or a woman in upcoming elections if a bill now under consideration in the United States Senate passes. The bill requires voters to show proof of their sex in the form of a letter from th...

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Rodger Franks, The Cross-Dressing Crossing Guard

Funny story: Rodger Franks, The Cross-Dressing Crossing Guard

Victoria Springs,ID- Rodger Franks, the cross-dressing crossing guard beloved by generations of Victoria Springs Idaho school children was found dead in his undergarments just hours after he failed to show up for his afternoon shift in front of Victo...

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Video Game Hero Rescues Health Care Website

Funny story: Video Game Hero Rescues Health Care Website

The same little kid who saved a grateful nation of gamers from the dreaded Video Game Killer has done it again. And this time there's no hiding from fame for now twelve-year-old Gregory Hanes. During a whirlwind tour of the nations top television...

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Job Hunters Asked to Respect Private Property

Funny story: Job Hunters Asked to Respect Private Property

With job season just around the corner, the Labor Department is once again reminding job hunters to respect the rights of private property owners in their pursuit of the perfect job. "In the past we have had incidents where job hunters have gone o...

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National Security Agency to Shut Down French Shower Cams

Funny story: National Security Agency to Shut Down French Shower Cams

Washington D.C.-In the wake of the last scandal, the National Security Agency has been forced to admit the failure of yet another one of it's spy programs: The French Shower Cam Initiative. Designed to catch French citizens at their worst-naked an...

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Japan Warns US Over Escalating Junk Food War

Funny story: Japan Warns US Over Escalating Junk Food War

McTokyo,Japan-The "Meat Minister" loads two beef patties, a chicken breast, two slices of cheese, three pieces of bacon, lettuce, tomato, and onion onto a classic sesame bun. The "Mega McMiffin" consists of two breakfast sausage patties, cheese, egg,...

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Napple's New Self-Driving Car is Like Riding With Your Blind Grandmother

Funny story: Napple's New Self-Driving Car is Like Riding With Your Blind Grandmother

From the internet search engine giant, Giggle's recently released self-driving car has sent ripples throughout the automotive and computer industries. Though less than perfect, Napple decided that in order to compete, it had to release it's own versi...

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How Al Qaeda Missed the Tenth Anniversary of 9/11 by a Whole Year

Funny story: How Al Qaeda Missed the Tenth Anniversary of 9/11 by a Whole Year

Wazup,Tunisia-It was a common mistake back in the day but for one Al Qaeda operative it was one mistake too many, and he can blame it all on the Millennium. Back then there was great confusion about when the new millennium began, with some celebrating on Dec 31 1999/Jan 1 2000 and others a year later. The smart money people, backed up by astro-physicists, pointed out that There is no year...

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Universe Held Together by Bozo Particle

Funny story: Universe Held Together by Bozo Particle

The super-fast camera can show a bullet-shaped pulse of light travelling from one end of a laboratory flask to another in a fraction of a second. That might make interesting fodder for Boob-Tube videos,but now they are putting that very same super-fa...

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Democratic Convention to Open With Salute to Dogs

Funny story: Democratic Convention to Open With Salute to Dogs

Waffle, NC - As a nod to one of President Obama's most notable achievements,the Obama Administration's decision to change Labor day to Labrador Retriever day, the Democratic National Convention, which starts on Labrador Retriever Day, will begin with...

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Tea Party Infiltrated by Orcs!

Funny story: Tea Party Infiltrated by Orcs!

Denying that they are, in fact, Hobbits, the Tea Party none-the-less announced today that it had been infiltrated by extremely liberal Orcs! "The evidence is all around us!" exclaimed Bilbo Baggins, head spokesperson for the Tea Party as he survey...

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The Ten Worst Things You'll Remember About BuzzKill

Funny story: The Ten Worst Things You'll Remember About BuzzKill

BuzzKill is a bleeding heart liberal news organization intensely focused on delivering it's own liberal agenda on the internet. It promotes a rapidly imploding leftist philosophy. Here are the ten worst things You'll remember About BuzzKill should you stumble upon it in the backwater swamps of the deep, deep, dark abscesses of the web: 1. BuzzKill still thinks Obama is relevant. Even NewsTw...

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Years of Speech Therapy Fail to Help Talking Dog

Funny story: Years of Speech Therapy Fail to Help Talking Dog

Despite years of intensive, and expensive, speech therapy, Priscilla the talking Poodle can still not pronounce her "L"'s and "Y"'s. She is now doomed to go through life telling her doting owner and best friend "I wuv woo!" The dog, a popular subj...

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Pedometer Sales Soar After Penn State Scandal

Funny story: Pedometer Sales Soar After Penn State Scandal

Yoo Hoo,Pa.-Fraceme Pedometer Manufacturing company isn't so sleepy anymore. The tiny Pennsylvania based company was just trudging along, making the same old easy-to-read pedometers walkers use to measure their walking distance each day, when an inte...

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