London - Credit the newest retro fashion wave to one of the most established families in the western hemisphere. In April the photogenic Prince William was spotted at a polo match sporting a colorful ascot, the rest is quickly turning into fas...
Los Angeles - Disaster has struck the VH1 set of the new reality show "In Search of the Partridge Family". Apparently one of the contestants brought in for the "battle of the Keiths" segment was actually a black bear.
Erie, PA - Western Pennsylvania Federal Court sketch artist Robert Simmons was fired this week because of a "distinct lack of accuracy" in his renderings of the Court's daily proceedings. The Sketch Artist's Union planned to file an appeal on...
Decatur, GA - Decatur Police were called to the Oglethorpe State Park on Sunday in response to a disruption of the peace call. Upon arriving at the scene of the call, officers were shocked by what they found.
Sacramento - Seeking to dispel rumors that he is gay, Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger issued a statement on the California state website assuring his constituents that he, in fact, is not.
Washington - President Bush today announced a drastic change in how the current Homeland Security Color Chart would be interpreted. The change, instituted jointly with Sec. Tom Ridge, would allow for a "hindsight provision" to be added in the...
Warren, MI - Divided on issues such as healthcare, education, and the handling of the war in Iraq, George W. Bush and John Kerry seem to disagree on many key issues in this election year. One particular subject however has recently caught the...
Rome - The bottom finally caved in for Team USA Basketball last night when Bishop John "Giuseppi" Cantonelli poured in a 15m (47-ft) shot at the end of regulation to send the US squad to their 6th loss in as many outings on the pre-Olympic to...
New York - Columbia University linguistics professor Dr. Robert Salmon is set to publish excerpts from his study claiming that British accents are in fact "fake" in the student paper the Columbia Spectator. The study's full text will be availa...
Orlando - "Turnabout is fair play", says head mouseketeer Michael Eisner, when asked why the Walt Disney Company would simply reject any and all Southern Baptist dollars at theme parks and movie theaters. And so marks the beginning of a new er...
Tupelo, MS - Initial excitement over the first four-way stop sign to be added to the Mississippi roadways has turned to mounting frustration with every passing day.
Ronkonkoma, NY - Responding to complaints from dedicated dieters, the Atkins Center has asked several religious denominations and various Christian sects to reform the holy sacraments.
Boston - Researchers at Boston College have found a significant link between severe headaches and the amount of time people spend on hold listening to preprogrammed music.
Denver - A local Lakewood man, David Cottalano, says he's "down right unhappy" about his latest defeat at the hands of the producers from the ABC show America's Funniest Home Videos. Although he should not be surprised, this was the one...
Can you really know if little Johnny or Betsy will be a smart, upstanding adult or just another bump in the road working at a drive through? The answer may actually lie with your family dog, according to a new preliminary study.
Space - "Houston we have a problem," was the call put in earlier by NASA astronaut Maj. James P. Sutton, Jr. It seems Maj. Sutton left the keys to the international space station on his bedroom nightstand.
Los Angeles, CA - Word has come in early this morning that actor and all-around sparkle king Richard Simmons was in critical condition at the UCLA Medical Center after a horrible bejeweling accident.
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