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Funny story: iMscrewed - Your Most Important iPhone App

iMscrewed - Your Most Important iPhone App

Unemployed Americans, and those soon to be unemployed, can now download an iPhone App to help them cope with having their jobs shipped overseas, their tax dollars given to the bankers running our economy and their very lives sold to billionaires in n...

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Funny story: McCouric Renews McCain Contract on McCBS

McCouric Renews McCain Contract on McCBS

Washington, DC - Katie McCouric announced today a renewal of her contract with the McCain campaign.

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Funny story: Wilfred Brimley to Play McCain at Convention

Wilfred Brimley to Play McCain at Convention

Hollywood - Actor Wilfred Brimley has been chosen to play John McCain at the Republican National Convention.

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Funny story: Bush Biography to Have "Horizon of Contents"

Bush Biography to Have "Horizon of Contents"

Crawford, TX - George W Bush's official biography will feature a "Horizon of Contents" instead of the traditional "Table of Contents".

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Funny story: McCain Denounces Obama Failure to Visit Pala'u

McCain Denounces Obama Failure to Visit Pala'u

DC - Republican presidential candidate John Sidney McCain the 3rd revealed today that Senator Barack Obama has never visited America's ally Pala'u.

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Funny story: McCain Denounces Victory In Iraq

McCain Denounces Victory In Iraq

DC - Republican Presidential candidate John Sidney McCain III denounced Iraqi Prime Minister Maliki for saying that Iraq was doing so well that American troops could withdraw.

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Funny story: Newest Scandal: Obama Says "A" Instead of "An"

Newest Scandal: Obama Says "A" Instead of "An"

Des Moines, IA - Senator Barack Obama, speaking before a crowd of veterans today, signalled a major change in his positions by referring to "a historical challenge" instead of his earlier phrase "an historical challenge". "This is a major turnarou...

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Funny story: McCain Unveils New Tax Cut Plan: "Don't Pay!"

McCain Unveils New Tax Cut Plan: "Don't Pay!"

Washington, DC - Republican Presidential candidate John Sidney McCain the 3rd revealed his most innovative tax cut plan ever in a Newsweek story published today.

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Funny story: Haircutgate Scandal Dooms Obama

Haircutgate Scandal Dooms Obama

Chicago - Barack Obama got a haircut today, touching off a frenzy of speculation among pundits about the significance of this latest scandal.

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Funny story: McCain Says: "Sell Your Junk On Ebay!"

McCain Says: "Sell Your Junk On Ebay!"

Republican presidential candidate John Sidney McCain III has a simple plan for voters anxious about jobs sent to China.

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Funny story: "Fear We Can Believe In" Campaign launched

"Fear We Can Believe In" Campaign launched

Washington, DC - The Republican National Committee launched its "Fear We Can Believe In" campaign today, in support of long-time Senator John Sidney McCain III's quest to replace George W Bush.

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Funny story: McCain Campaign Applies for Welfare

McCain Campaign Applies for Welfare

Washington, DC - Republican Candidate John Sidney McCain III said Thursday that he'll apply for money from the government to help pay for his campaign.

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Funny story: Scientists Discover Dinosaur Republicans!

Scientists Discover Dinosaur Republicans!

A newly discovered batch of well-preserved dinosaur bones, buzzwords, petrified position papers, and even candidates could provide new clues about life in the Republican Party some 150 million years ago.

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Funny story: Bush Orders Airstrike Against Iraqi Parliament

Bush Orders Airstrike Against Iraqi Parliament

Baghdad - The Iraqi Parliament was blown up today in a retaliatory airstrike called by President George W Bush.

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Funny story: Psychiatrists: Bush Not An Idiot, Technically.

Psychiatrists: Bush Not An Idiot, Technically.

Bethesda, MD - In a strongly worded statement today, the American College of Psychiatric Diagnosis condemned pundits and bloggers who call George W Bush an idiot.

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Funny story: McCain Picks VP; No-one Cares

McCain Picks VP; No-one Cares

Washington, DC - Republican candidate John Sidney McCain III announced his Vice-Presidential running mate today, at a press conference attended by no-one at all.

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Funny story: McCain Adopts Regional Policy on Immigration

McCain Adopts Regional Policy on Immigration

DC - Republican Presidential candidate John Sidney McCain III announced an innovative "Regional Immigration Policy Position" strategy today.

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