Unemployed Americans, and those soon to be unemployed, can now download an iPhone App to help them cope with having their jobs shipped overseas, their tax dollars given to the bankers running our economy and their very lives sold to billionaires in n...
Washington, DC - Katie McCouric announced today a renewal of her contract with the McCain campaign.
Hollywood - Actor Wilfred Brimley has been chosen to play John McCain at the Republican National Convention.
Crawford, TX - George W Bush's official biography will feature a "Horizon of Contents" instead of the traditional "Table of Contents".
DC - Republican presidential candidate John Sidney McCain the 3rd revealed today that Senator Barack Obama has never visited America's ally Pala'u.
DC - Republican Presidential candidate John Sidney McCain III denounced Iraqi Prime Minister Maliki for saying that Iraq was doing so well that American troops could withdraw.
Des Moines, IA - Senator Barack Obama, speaking before a crowd of veterans today, signalled a major change in his positions by referring to "a historical challenge" instead of his earlier phrase "an historical challenge".
"This is a major turnarou...
Washington, DC - Republican Presidential candidate John Sidney McCain the 3rd revealed his most innovative tax cut plan ever in a Newsweek story published today.
Chicago - Barack Obama got a haircut today, touching off a frenzy of speculation among pundits about the significance of this latest scandal.
Republican presidential candidate John Sidney McCain III has a simple plan for voters anxious about jobs sent to China.
Washington, DC - The Republican National Committee launched its "Fear We Can Believe In" campaign today, in support of long-time Senator John Sidney McCain III's quest to replace George W Bush.
Washington, DC - Republican Candidate John Sidney McCain III said Thursday that he'll apply for money from the government to help pay for his campaign.
A newly discovered batch of well-preserved dinosaur bones, buzzwords, petrified position papers, and even candidates could provide new clues about life in the Republican Party some 150 million years ago.
Baghdad - The Iraqi Parliament was blown up today in a retaliatory airstrike called by President George W Bush.
Bethesda, MD - In a strongly worded statement today, the American College of Psychiatric Diagnosis condemned pundits and bloggers who call George W Bush an idiot.
Washington, DC - Republican candidate John Sidney McCain III announced his Vice-Presidential running mate today, at a press conference attended by no-one at all.
DC - Republican Presidential candidate John Sidney McCain III announced an innovative "Regional Immigration Policy Position" strategy today.
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